Oops, sorry.

Okay, well, Books or Internet?

internet

hamster or fairies

Hmm...

Whichever I choose, someone's going to come in here and shoot me, aren't they, whether it's Dancing Hamster Guy or Faerieryn... let's see, who would I rather be shot by... um...

Faerie hamsters!

Windows or Mac?

Mac, since OS X is based on BSD so unlike windows it's actually a vaguelly decent operating system </geek>.

Cheese or salad

Salad... I have finally reached the first stage of maturity..heh... well...

Smurfs or lemmings?

Lemmings, because they are'nt as stoopid as the game has us believe.

Mac OS or Linux?

Hmm, Mac OS again. BSD (well, Darwin) > Linux, see previous post </geek>.

Weasels or ferrets.

Ferrets.

Idiot at the checkout or jerkwad next door?

Idiot at the checkout.

Earphones or earplugs?

Ear phones

Would you explore the Ocean or Space?

Ocean, it's closer and space exploration seems to be mostly a sink for spare cash that governments seem to think they have. Oceans are also less bleak, empty and sterile than space.

Trees or bushes

Trees



Kittens or puppies

Puppies - I have made a pledge to never let my heart melt at kittens.. think what they grow into....

Specs or savers

Savers... of money, that is. I'm a right Scrooge.

Seashells or seaweed?

Seashells.

Fred or Wilma

(Flintstone)

Fred. His voice is less annoying.

Files or folders?

Files. Folders just make files quicker for your your computer to get to.

*cough* give us a choice *cough*

ok, sorry 'bout that. Original or sequel?

original

hamster or kids

Kids - because...

Trousers or Pants

trousers

hamster or shrek

hampster..cute...fuzzly..

erm...

mp3 player or portable cd player?

portable cd player - not the obvious choice but I still prefer cd

hamster or anime

Anime, purely because I tire of saying hamsters over and over again *cries*

Napster or iTunes.

I'll say itunes cos I recognise the name and don't know the other one

hamsters or being bald

Hamsters

I'm unlikely to go bald.


Terry's white chocolate orange or original dark chocolate orange?

original dark chocolate.. mmmm.... I feel hungry now

Aaah well, School or gas chambers?

Um, okay, ever so slightly tasteless there. I know its a joke, but school is heaven compared to what the Jews had to endure doing the Halocaust. I am not Jewish, and I do partake of the occasional tasteless 'joke', but I feel that is pushing it slightly too far.

So School then.

Sata or IDE

Sata - makes me think Sa-n-ta!

hamsters or santa

Santa cos the letters rearranged slightly = satan

Daily life or the issues

Daily life (personally I prefer daft)

hamsters or 'the bar'

*sigh* Well - the bar, because I refuse to say hamsters ONCE again.

Serge Lama (French singer)

......or......!!!!!

Serge Lama or DVLA

serge lama - he is amazingly talented

hamster or flamingoes

Flamingo's. Ditto my last reason.

Flash RAM MP3 players, or Hard Disk ones

hard disk

having acid poured into your eyes or hmmm..... hamsters!

Having acid poured in my eyes, natch.

Panda bears or Clouds

panda - they look like beaten up polar bears

hamsters or busted

Busted - such talented young lads *sigh*

Dead hamster or dead hamster

Firstly you said busted - thats a bit hypocritical seing as you told black wings that gas chambers was sick even as a joke - this is the same thing - saying busted is better than hamsters is a sick twisted thing to say - hang your head in shame!

oh once again trying to have a dig at me - I'll say dead hamster - but it had died from old age in its sleep as the result of a fun and peaceful life

dead bears or dead bears

Saying I like Busted (which I don't) is NOTHING like objecting to a comment about gas chambers. I cannot believe you are saying the slaughter of millions of Jews IS AS BAD AS liking Busted. Think about what you are saying. How on earth can you equate the worse genocide the world has seen with a crappy, but ultimately benign 'band'?

Oh, and 'dead bears of dead bears'? Come on, I don't pretend to be a bear Gary, it is just an internet name that I happen to find amusing. Plus, teddy bears are not alive in the first place.

EDIT: Money or Love

little bear, little bear, think about what is wrong with that reply

number 1 - you did not answer the question
number 2 - you did not give a choice

so before you blab on about how you can't take a joke remind yourself what this thread is about -OK!

oops sorry just seen the edit!
money

xmas or easter

Silly billy.

Or perhaps I was silly for not putting a choice

Anyway, I prefer Xmas, because of time off college. Yay!

or

Oh, and Gary, don't joke about the Halocaust, if you were joking. Please.

meeza sorry bear (don't call me by real name in future johny)



the bar or the club

The bar obviously

Mum or Dad

mum

straw or hay

Hay - hay is softer than straw, therefore you are less likely to have a dry stalk stab you painfully in the eye. Its not a nice experience, trust me. *Eyes water at the very thought.*

Brown bread or white bread?

Brown bread! It's better for you... I think... though I don't really like bread, so I'd rather have no bread.

Letters or numbers?