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tights or socks?>

Socks. Men in tight pants scare me...


Clowns or mimes?

Clowns.

Squeeze or Hootie and the Blowfish?

Its Monday! To be honest I couldn't care less if you rant on or use bear in every choice - its a good job I'm not you cos I'd be quite bored of complaining - live with it or go away cos I just ain't listening! And BW he didn't crush my little heart cos we are mates really!

any way back to game

hootie and the blowfish

hamster or bear

So basically you just want to irritate the living French Connection U K out of me.

Since you didn't post anything, I'll respond:

Hamster.

Dante or Virgil?

Dante

hamster or reading

probably hamster because it's literally impossible to read with a hamster in your bedroom.... squeek, scratch, shuffle shuffle... ARGH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!

Kazoos or Banjos

its not the hamsters fault

banjos

hamsters or kaliedoscopes

Yes it is.

Kaliedoscopes - more fun

"Woo, look at all the pretty colours...."

Crocodile or Snake

snake - as in solid snake from metal gear solid

hamsters or peanuts

Peanuts - I'd rather die

French literature or German literature

french despite not liking either really

I'll stop saying hamster all the time just to stop the hamster hatred

minus or plus

Plus - I'm a positive kind of person

Audio Books or Music

Music

Hendrix or Clapton?

Hendrix

Trees or flowers?

Trees

Friends or Will & Grace

Will and grace - I love it so much

Fry or bender (from futurama)

Bender-man he rules the world.... heh...

Hockey or Netball

hockey

lads or gals

Ummm... lads... they don't bitch as much.

Netball or Korfball?

korfball? whats that? so i will say netball

lightning or thunder

Lightning it's flashy and destructive.

Electricity or gas

Electricity, becauses it's shiny and colbalt blue (I think...)

Sweets or Fruit?

Fruit-all the way!



It's like this game with mixed teams that's like a cross between basketball and netball... sooo much fun

sooo.. ummm... IT Math lesson or IT English lesson?

doesn't matter - either way I end up here

sith or jedi

Jedi - because Yoda is a Jedi, and Yoda =

Too many cooks spoil the broth or Many hands make light work?

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Ema or Emma

ema - although I call people who are emma , emz!

plaster or clay

clay-it gives you so much more satisfaction when you squidge it about...*desperately searches for anything clay/blu tac related

Clay or Blu Tac

Clay.

Meditation or prayer?

meditation

chinese food or indian food

Indian food - although not too hot.

Acid or Alkali

acid

mars or venus

mars

candles or incense

candles

short sleeved or long sleeved

Long sleeved.

Toothache or Stomach ache?

stomach ache
you get a hot water bottle
nirvana or slipknot

nirvana....!!!

Sausage Dance or Moon

Moon (The planet)

Wednesday Addams or Morticia Addams

Wednesday, baby.

Turkey or Ham?

Both, actually, but I'll say Turkey.

Christmas Tree or Chanukah Bush?

xmas tree

beans or peas

beans

Hello or Goodbye

hello!

walking backwards or sideways

Back wards all the way! I mean... hehe.. when you bump into unsuspecting old ladies who tell you off for not looking.. shouldn't they be doing the looking in the first place though?

Bath or Shower

shower - much quicker

wings or arms

Arms... I like to be able to pick things up you know... but then.. if I could have wings at the same time has arms... WOOO

Tutor consultation days or Parents evening?

parents evening - always a laugh to see how bad I'm doing

microscope or telescope

Telescope-you can spy on the neighbours.. not that I ever would.....

Surname, middlename or forename