How is that a rumour?

Its a little known fact that the only food mata will eat is Acronyms. Quoth is actually feeding Mata.

Wasn't that obvious, Little Bear?

Mata made it snow In Houston,Texas, Just to see everyone pull their hair out in confusion...

Mata was made in China.

Mata is The Candy Man

No, I missed that rather blindingly obvious revelation.

Well... It may not be a rumor, exactly, but it makes a pretty good fortune cookie, doesn't it? Or maybe the basis for a Haiku?

Mata has been to the moon three times... on cheese runs.

Mata is a lonely hunter...

Mata was originally slated to play Greedo in Star Wars, until he developed an allergy to pvc...

Mata doesn't like people who answers their own posts(^)

Mata doesn't like people who make pointless insults about innocent things. (^)

How was that an insult?

Jesus, lighten up.

Leave it little_bear, she really isn't worth it....

Mata supplies the moderaters with weapons of mass destruction to sort out his enemies, seriously my street has been replaced by a large crater with a sign left on the side saying "Do not spam on my board"

Mata has the heart of a child... In a jar, on his desk...

Mata has a desk in a jar, where his heart should be.

Mata has spent the past 10 years of life looking for his desk.

Mata invented Alphabet Poems!

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Animations everywhere,
Beckoning you to
Come and watch them.
Do you
Enter Mata's site?
Forums there
Give you advice,
Honesty, and, occasionally,
Intelligence!
Just pop in,
Kick back, and
Let yourself be
Mesmorised.
Nevermind your worries, The
Other Side will
Provide you with the answers to your
Questions.
Rarely is there an argument, because
Someone is there
To help
Uphold the
Very fair forums rules.
While
Xenophobes on earth continue to fight,
You can develop
Zealotry towards Mata!

God Hobbes, you're a bloody comedy genuis!

But I digress, a rumour I hear you cry?!

Mata steals asthmatic children's inhalers and then chases them with packs of angry dogs.

Last night, Mata ate the whole of Nick Hornby's 'About A Boy' for his dinner. When asked why he said, "Everyone's got at least one good novel inside them!"

Teeheehohahahahahoteeheee

Mata cans kittens, and labels them 'Catsup'...

Mata finds you infuriating.

Mata can balence himself, upside-down, on his right index finger.

Mata thought "Fly" by Sugar Ray was a good idea.

Mata: Better than he has to be.

Mata is the king of beers.

Mata: Won't save you money on car insurance...

Why haven't you called Mata?

Mata actually patented a car that runs on stale beer and saurkraut... the German government bought him out...

Mata makes animations in a small shop at the North Pole... He'd turn out more, but he's always having to walk next door and complain about the racket his little neighbors constantly make...

Mata holds Quoth(The Raven) at gunpoint, forcing him to post.

Hobbes and I would really like to leave this thread, but Mata put a recursive loop on the door, leading us back here, again, and again... Curse you Mata!

Mata thought hardcore was a good idea for a music genre.

Mata planted pumkins in my nexdoor neighbors yard

He turned me into a newt!

But you got better?

Mata is one of Echo's Bunneymen.

Mata designed iPods.

Oh, how we love you...

Mata is a cabbage patch kid

Mata buys cabbage patch dolls. He beleives they'll be valuable some day... as fuel during the next Ice age...

Squeeze Mata: He glows.

Following this train of logic, it can be said that I slept with Mata every night when I was four.

Depraved man!

Mata constantly re-defines the concept of toast.

Its Troo!

Mata thought it was a good idea to book The Bled and Wounds from a Friend with Surface and Shadows Fall

Mata ate my beard.

But I left you the moustache!

Mata is gracious, he has grace.
Mata is marvelous, his animations are marvels.
Mata is terrific, he instills terror.

Someones reading Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, no?

Mata is a gnome (pronounced phonetically)

Mata applied for the position of Greek God of animation... But was blackballed by Pan...

Mata thought House of Dead was a good idea.

Mata writes important messages on his palm. But when he comes to look at them later, he discovers that his sweat has smudged them - rendering them unreadable.