Which he hopes to one day include in his animations...

if you dont want to be eaten
just rub yourself in stinky blue cheese and stuff yourself in a albino black sheep's mouth
it works
except for the slobber
its slimy
bleh

Uhm... Firedragon... How is that about Mata? Watchout for Little Bear... he's a stickler for appropriate posting (Vehemently against spamming), and won't hesitate to tell you so... Just a friendly warning...

Mata wears used Combat Boots.

Mata has used the same Teabag since 1983...

Mata once taught a monkey to do the Lambada.

Mata is responsible for penguins being the way they are.

In mata's previous life he was pork pie jelly

Mata came up with the consept of my resurant rules

Mata is soon releasing new tasty Matazone merchandise, including Mata-Coke and Matandwiches.

All Mata-flavoured.

Damn right hun.

Mata flirts with plants. Or something...

¬_¬

Mata smells of rotten quasars

...unlike his brains, which are very spicy!!

Mata is a Caring Understanding Noughties Type.

Mata has matching 60'seque food canisters in his kitchen

Mata tastes vinegar and smiles.

Mata's REM is slower than other people's.

Mata has been afraid of fortune cookies ever since one predicted he would be bitten by a smitten kitten.

Mata thinks songs by football teams are worthwile music.

Mata creates phalic<sp coral sculpture<sp
I swaer my brain was taken my mice last night

Or Mata.

The true reason behind the tearing down of the berlin wall:

Mata was picking the nose on the soviet side. this greatly angered us so we decided to tear down the wall and get at him. This in turn caused the soviet union to collapse.

Thats harsh.

Mata refuses to believe in the colour yellow.

Mata gets all his best ideas through therapeutically beating kittens.
With their own legs.

Mata hasn't given back my brain

Mata had an affair with Chanserv and is Vic's actual mother.

o.o....mama?

Mata never breastfed me.

Yes he did.

Mata has a cheese making kit and he makes alcoholic cheeses to sell to little children. It's true! I bought some Dorset Blue Vinney from him and I'm sure it had Gin in it! And the Norwegian Jarlsberger smelt very strongly of cidar.

Mata told me the answers for the TAKS test.

Omigod! Mata killed Kenny!!

Mata ties your shoe laces together, and then throws them over the power lines...

Mata secretly corresponds with the Pope...

Mata beleives in Magic... In a young girls Heart...

Mata has sen blade runner one too many times.....

I saw Mata the other day, he was wearing really tight leather pants

Mata tought stefan olsdal to dance

Matazone... we do Mata right.

Have you driven a Mata, lately?

Have you groped your Mata today?

Mata wants to know what love is, he wants you to show him.

Mata made me drink to much! And he made me dance with strange boys! Straange boys!

Matta likes to wear wellingtons and jump on snails.

And yet, conversely, Mata starts bubbling, sizzling and frothing when you sprinkle salt up on him.

That is most definitely not true. You can never see Blade Runner too many times.

Mata is soluble

not only is he solube but he is also alter-soluble, has hairy legs, and likes being in the closet....

On Tuesdays, Mata can usually be found at the restaurant at the end of the universe...

Mata was built from spare parts in a garage...

Mata was the inspiration for Moriarty... who had to be toned down, for the Holmes books. No one could beleive anyone could be that evil...

Mata just won't leave.