Mata is an old steam boat.

"Toot toot! Ding ding!" says Mata.

Mata writes L337 on his job application.
His strengths are "I PWN j00!"

Mata makes cans of yummy yellow corn that actually are time machines to send unsuspecting people back in time to do horrible things..

ya and he also tastes like butterflies...

Mata tried to colour his hair black, however he used a cheep product and its now green!! (it can happen *tucks hair under hat*)

Mata is the magical fairy that glues the feet of pigeons to branches so that they don't fall off when it is windy.

Mata uses this thread as a checklist of things he needs to do

Mata made a mini tornado come through just my room... and now it's dirty. Thanks alot Mata.

Mata throws Icecubes at Dwarves...

Mata feeds Squirrels... To hoboes!

Mata must be very busy if he does all this. Mata makes clones of himself to do his evil bidding.

Hey: I don't eat squirrels!



Oh...

hoboes...

sorry...



Mata knows how they make it so creamy.

Why Not? Them's good eatin'. Fry 'em, they taste just like chicken... (Really!).

Mata has invented a car that runs on Platypus squeezin's...

someone's been in the south too long!


My school was going to give out huge trophys for the art awards, but Mata convinced them to just hand out a piece of paper.

Guilty as charged.
Actually, I've never heard anyone in real life talk like that... I think Hollywood is trying to pull one over on the Yankees....

Mata: The quicker picker upper...

Everything Mata buys or uses is made by exploited Dwarves in sweatshops in Sweden.

Mata things 'Sheba' cat food is single handedly structuring a class-based feline society.

Mata gives strange men the eye after going to the pub. Much to the consternation of his girlfriend.

And you've never heard anyone in my mom's family talk etheir...


Mata owns exactly 300 pairs of converse shoes, all in different colors and patterens.

This is actually true.


This is not. He eyed up me!

That would explain so0o0o0o much!

but I believe that Mata and that other guy eyed each other up!

Mata always starts walking with his right foot on Tuesday, his left foot on Thursday, and every other day he alternates throughout.

Mata refuses to eat anything yellow on Saturday afternoons if it rains in Paris that morning.

Mata's biggest pet peeve is when people post three things in a row.

Mata steps on the cracks on purpose. Just to annoy the poor bears who live in them.

Mata thinks it is lucky to see a black cat cross his path... if that cat is carrying a satchel full of money as it passes, and then drops it by Mata's feet before wandering away.

Mata told me he would make everything all.right....

thats strange he told me the same thing(see previous post)...


strange...


this was right before[the rest has been fremoved de to graphic nature]

Mata claims that "15th century peasant woman portrayed as red square" was a good idea at the time.

Mata just gained 50 Magic Points!

Mata stole my lunch money

Mata is standing in a dense wood. Passages twist off in all directions.

What Now? > _

Go East

Mata is responsible for my recent PC/MMORPG/MIDI explosion.

mata ate my cat

Okay.

Mata is standing in a dense wood. Passages twist off in all directions.

What Now? > _

he kills a child

Go North

We could start up a whole game like this where Hobbes is the chairperson guy...

Mata likes poking ladders in your tights.

If you don't own tights, He just pokes holes in your legs.

I think I sense where this one is headed.

Hobbes, stop being so damned clever. You're making the rest of us look bad.

nice

Mata thinks that Ice cream Sundaes are out to get him...

Mata is not actually a person. He is a specially designed robot, built million of years ago (yes, people back then DID have the technology) as meant to take over the world but then went beserk and on an animation rampage. He became quite mild mannered,except for a slighty cat and rodent eating fetish, and lived a quiet life drinking tea and shooting out nice nimations Until he came upon a fairly evil idea. .The animations are mind control devices and they lure you back to the site!

BE WARNED

:shock: *Come back soon, we all like it hear, For that matter, NEVER LEAVE!*

Mata has three amoebas under his bed that he is mutating with sleep farts so that they will one day help him take over the world...

mata ferments wine made from the juice of the saguaro cactus
(damn geography...what use is it???ITS NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO BECOME A GEOGRAPHER....jeez)

Mata's animations have been proven to be more addictive than cocaine, and much cheaper.

Mata is a badger...

..you'll get that one in the morning

I have mammalian structures.

Mata employs the 'Hunt and Peck' system... he types with his nose!