Full Version: Start Your Own Rumour About Mata.
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Or with his mammalian structures, depending on the weather.
Mata has two extra fingers, and so can play the Minute Waltz in thirty-four point six seconds...
Mata likes to run naked through open fields.
Mata was the one who pushed peakie into the ice
Mata farrnd ye aht, and ye darn't lark eht. But whatcha' gonna' do abaht eht, punk?! Huh? Eh? Whatcha' gonna' do abaht eht? Yeeeah, jarst trah eht! 'E'll av' ye, ye knar? 'E card tahk ye durn lark thaht! Waaaatch ehhht!
translation: Mata discovered your disgraceful deed, and you are rather resentful of this fact. Needless to say, the likelihood of you imagining an idea that would provide you with sufficient help is minimal. Indeed, an opportunity for violence may seem a suitable route, but Mata has the ability to stop any such advance. So perhaps it would be better if you kept your head low for a reasonable period of time... Awl reht?
translation: Mata discovered your disgraceful deed, and you are rather resentful of this fact. Needless to say, the likelihood of you imagining an idea that would provide you with sufficient help is minimal. Indeed, an opportunity for violence may seem a suitable route, but Mata has the ability to stop any such advance. So perhaps it would be better if you kept your head low for a reasonable period of time... Awl reht?
Mata is the Sith Lord
Mata eats Snozberries...
Mata swears that on nights of a full moon, hamsters dance the Lambata in his Garden... Last month, they trampled his legumes...
Mata has legumes for brains... they smell funny...
QUOTE (pgrmdave @ May 28 2005, 06:42 AM)
Mata likes to run naked through open fields.
Have you been stalking me again Dave? Anyway, I've not done that for years...
Mata is a plasma-screen TV with surround-sound.
C'mon, let's all watch the ball game on the Mata!
C'mon, let's all watch the ball game on the Mata!
mata has a picture tube for a mouth
Uh-oh, Mata can't talk very well anymore! Just blink really fast and you'll get what he's saying.
It's so damn hard to find a good Mata-mouth these days, you have to look all over the internet!
It's so damn hard to find a good Mata-mouth these days, you have to look all over the internet!
The original title for the movie "Being John Malkovich" was "Being Matazone Haggis", but Mata was too busy to be bothered to do a film.
There was once a guy named Mata,
He was occadionally confused with the Hatta.
So there was a feud between the two
but it all ended with Mata saying 'Poo'
He was occadionally confused with the Hatta.
So there was a feud between the two
but it all ended with Mata saying 'Poo'
Mata does not like green eggs and ham!
Mata made the hills alive with the sound of music
Other environmentalists hug trees; Mata hugs Cacti.
Mata's real name is: A{CENSORED} (sorry folks we could not tell you here because of the graphic nature of the name, please come back when you are over the age of 21. Thank you and have a nice day!) Amazing isn't it?
Mata dances with the Devil in the pale moonlight...
Mata can be anything undercover...
"There's no need to fear... Mata is here!"
Mata speaks Fluent Radish...
Mata is a 3456.77777 singularity... 
You cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.
*throws a spikey metal ball at mata*
oh ya! now what!
oh ya! now what!
Mata is always packing some heat, it's kinda hard to fend of the lingering alkies without one.
Paul McCartney originally wrote, "Mata in the sky with diamonds." John Lennon vetoed the idea, worrying that people would think it was a drug reference...
QUOTE (Mata @ Jun 3 2005, 05:50 PM)
You cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.
Your making rumors about yourself now?
Ok then:
Mata was actually the 2nd band member before Simon, but Garfunkal didnt think the title fit, so Mata was fired.
Mata and Garfunkal-I dont know, It could have worked
Mata is a Metaphor! Or is he more like a Simile? Hmmmm.... 
I've been making rumours for years.
I am actually entirely composed of rumours. There is no central figure, only myth.
I am actually entirely composed of rumours. There is no central figure, only myth.
'Monkey in the middle' was once 'Mata in the middle'... until Mata insisted on residuals...
You're in good hands with Mata Haggis (Unless he's been eating greasy fried chicken...).
Mata has kidnapped me.
please send h...ats...yeah, please send hats. And I was kidding about the kidnapping thing...
(Mata was behind me)
please send h...ats...yeah, please send hats. And I was kidding about the kidnapping thing...
(Mata was behind me)
Mata kidnaps people and demands Hats for Ransom!
no... i think the hats kidnap people and demand mata for ransom...
Mata was once a wallpaperer... and, boy, was he fast! To this day, they still call him: "Mata... the quicker sticker-upper!"
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jun 4 2005, 10:20 PM)
Mata was once a wallpaperer... and, boy, was he fast! To this day, they still call him: "Mata... the quicker sticker-upper!"
hey.. i remember those commercials...
"The quicker sticker-upper! Mata!"
but i remember one commercial better than any...
"You can't get better results with Anusol! Mata does hemhroids right!"
Mata matters!
I remember a lecture once on matter and its components, I think it went a bit like this...
"Matter is comprised of many particles, all of which slowly build up to what we call "Matter". Here lets break it down to the smallest known particle that we have to use, the Mata. The Mata is smaller than a quark. This simple revelation is what makes the universe seem so infintessimaly large and small all at the same time. Just think, if there was only a way to use the infinite power of zillions of Matas, the world would never have any problems... ...just think."
"Matter is comprised of many particles, all of which slowly build up to what we call "Matter". Here lets break it down to the smallest known particle that we have to use, the Mata. The Mata is smaller than a quark. This simple revelation is what makes the universe seem so infintessimaly large and small all at the same time. Just think, if there was only a way to use the infinite power of zillions of Matas, the world would never have any problems... ...just think."
Mata is a leader of the notorious member of the cat racing crime syndicate..... Ever had a cat run away? IT'S A CONSPIRACY DAMNIT!
Mata is really a Betelgusian...
Mata started the INVASION OF THE DANCING BANANAS! 
Mata is the reason that Catholicism is so rampant around the world...
The Matazone is proof of Mind over Mata; If you have no mind, it doesn't Mata...
Mata. The other meat.
Mata is the basic unit of measurement for the entire universe! You are currently standing 3.4 GigaMatas from anyone important...
Mata is nothing more than a Carbon-based Bag of Saltwater....
Actually, Mata is a Salt-based bag of Carbon Water...
i thought he was a being of no-lesser importance than that of a salt bag for a carbon-water mixture...
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