Mata was beating Speaker with a candy-cane for four weeks.

Mata has mind control devices that he could use at will on world leaders. I don't see why he hasn't.

Mata did bad things to me!

He's saving it for when he takes over the world.

Mata frequently uses tyhe knowledge found here: www.eviloverlord.com

I often find myself thinking, "Do i really feel this way, or is Mata making me think this?"

Proof of formentioned mind control devices!

Mata is actualy Michael Jackson

*sniffles*
Mata is trying to kill me...

well at least he hasnt kidnaped you yet!

Mata Owns every site on the internet, except this one.

Mata supports the Cornchip Liberation Movement...

Mata's slogan is:

Mata after a long day. Its crisp and refreshing!

No matter how creative my insults are, Mata never replies... *sniff* Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to try harder...

Mata recycles Hotdogs.

Mata is the cause of my sanity

Mata made me stay in bed till 2pm.

Mata is really a vampire

Mata made plate mail out of old AOL disks.

Mata makes AOL send disks to everyone

Mata has everything that ever had the Carebears on it... including two sets of Grumpy Bear bed sheets...

Mata is curious yellow.

Mata is a curious yellow...

Mata was going to paint his whole house pink, but he got talked out of it at the last minute.

..So he painted it bright yellow

With purple polka dots.

and rainbows on the cieling

and a giant, purple rabbit on his roof named Bob.

And Care Bear furniture.

arachnidoc- I thought the rabbit's name was fredrick?

Actually, The Rabbit's name IS Fredrick. It's the ROOF that's named Bob...

Mata makes Soylent Green

Mata is responsible for Wal*mart selling tube tops in the Toddler's section.

Mata is responsible for the weather

Mata keeps stealing my root beer.

Mata causes me to constantly have an empty glass

Mata drank all of the Iced Tea

I like this thread. It's nice to have someone to blame stuff on.

Mata made my cat lazy.

Mata: The dark meat.

Mata, the professional sock juggler.

Says who??

Mata was made cheaply in Taiwan.

Mata IS Taiwan.

Mata hands out religious clothing and jewelryoutside of French schools.


And then laughs hysterically when the children get expelled. That stereotypical nasal French laugh.

*reads something* Mata is really a girl

From what I've heard, Mata was the true inventor of the light bulb (not Thomas Edison). After he made about 100 or so light bulbs [back in the day] he went up to the roof of a very tall Legal Agency building and started to drop them, one by one, on the pedestrians walking by. On 62nd one [being dropped], it hit Mr. Edison as he was leaving the building, after the long talk of his finances with his solicitor. After impact, Mr. Edison got a "Light bulb Idea" and proceeded back into the building to persue taking legal action against mata by suing him for all the patents of the invention/idea.

what a wonderful world.

Instead of walking from place to place in his home, Mata rollerskates.

heres a good rumor. MATA is really..an...AMERICAN!

Mata is really lord Lucan! All that time in hiding was spent on a desert island with Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Airheart and Elvis... they've spent all this time preparing to TAKE OVER THE WORLD with the help of cute little animations!

Hi Matt, nice to see you on here at last! You missed the Queen Mum and Buddy Holly off the list.

Mata has planted tiny mind-persuasion devices inside of each and every hamster in the world.

Mata somehow got in contact with my mom and gave her the crazy idea of feeding our 2 pet zebra finches to our cats. And to make matters worse, He also gave her the idea to make ME do it.

*grumble, grumble*

Mata holds the world record for "tallest pancake tower ever built"