Mata goes into public bathrooms to etch hateful phrases in the stalls.

Mata sings the veggietale theme song while molesting penguins in the local zoo. Those poor penguins...

Mata isn't just whistleing Dixie...

Mata is his own best friend!

Mata likes to wear rainbow thongs and run around the middle of the street screaming"I like to eat raw eggs and fish!" He is also responsible for outrageous gas prices!

Mata is funding research (through the banners) into an ocular chip to show the time.

Mata corrects the grammer of bathroom graffeti

That'd be hillarious- you'd see:

ashlee is stoopid.
[Please use correct spelling and capitilazation, please! - Mata]

Mata is responsible for all of the gum under resturant tables.

[spam]
I'm going to have to start correcting grammer in mata's name now!
[/spam]

Mata is created spam (the meat) in an effort to feed the third world nations, but it failed when the industrialized nations actually liked it and drove up the price.

Not only that; he's also his own grandpa!


Mata is the one who makes people use to many exclamation points!

It's an outrage!!

Mata is, in reality, a Radar echo that refuses to die...

Mata is responsible for me being an insomniac.

Mata refuses to eat sphaghetti, as he is afraid it is really Mermaid hair...

Mata is secretly the retired WWE wrestler, Hassan. Aleylialeylileylila, says Mata.

Mata gets no kick from champaign;
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill him at all;
So, why, then, must it be true:
That Mata gets a kick, out of you?

Mata likes to skip around in pefrume stores singing songs by the spice girls.

You mean that's not normal?

When he's sure that no one's looking, Mata still talks to his stuffed animals.

...Because that's when they talk back.

hey, i do that!
mata likes to save up his poo for a week and lets it all out at the end of the week

When they're sure no one's listening, Mata's stuffed animals talk to him.

Erg! beat me to it!

okay, how about:

Mata has Tea parties with his stuffed animals, and miscellaneous homeless people...

And will explode, messily, when he's thirty!

Mata came up with the Idea of making all of the School Supplies so expensive...

Except the homeless people like to put in some of that nasty-looking brown water from their little cantines before they drink their tea. Mata is sure there is something bad in that water, because they act very strangely after they drink it...

Mata doesn't like cheese.

Mata recently went to the moon to start a silly putty mine...

Mata likes to point and laugh at sweet old ladies who have nothing, but pure intentions on making the world a better place to live.

Mata buys time shares.

Mata started global warming and is burning down the Amazon.

Mata put all the methane into the Siberian permafrost.

Mata loves you less and less

He's got to get that feeling off his chest!

Mata's adam's apple sticks out fifteen inches further than his nose.

Mata buys jigsaws, removes one piece from each, and then gives them all to charity shops - for some poor unsuspecting fool to buy, but sadly never quite manage to complete.

Mata sells Tarnished halos, down on the corner...

Mata will dissolve in a pool of green goo if someone ever pronounces the word "numinous" in front of him. That's why he has repeatedly refused to star in any adaptation of Lovecraft's work.

Mata often dines on steamed Monkey brains, which, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, aren't often to be found in washington, DC! (Or London, England, for that matter!).

He also drinks a very expensive korean (maybe contonese) coffee that is basically cat urine. mmm yummy.

Mata hasn't a CLUE™ (Or Cluedo™, to you Brits) what I'm on about...

Also, Mata isn't shouting. Okay he is shouting. He's SHOUTING he's SHOUTING he's...


~Clue(do)™ Appreciation Society
Quote #365

There's an Appreciation society? I'm not worthy!

Mata tries too hard...

Mata regards individuals as only one of three things: succulent, salubrious or delectable.

He hasn't decided on you yet...

Mata steals high priced lingerie from some store, and then sells it in the black market pretending that they belonged to some famous person.

Mata bought Hitler's brain on E-bay... he wanted to use it as wetware for his computer, but found it only had enough intelligence to run eight bit games... Thus proving it was genuine...

Mata bought Hitlers moustache and wears it to old people conventions.

All your base are belong to Mata.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

For great Mata justice, launch every Snaffleburger.

M.A.T.A.

Making Animations To Amuse

Mata's got a bone to pick with you

Mata has a "bouncing Betty" landmine hidden beneath his welcome mat... the explosion lets him know he's had a visitor...