Mata often edits forumites' messages, and removes the end of their

Mata edited this post.

Edit: No I didn't.

Mata is actually a computer-generated hologram voiced by Patrick Stewart (lthough James Earl Jones has been known to sub in on birthdays and St. Patrick's Day).

Mata's going to rock down to Electric Avenue.

Mata holds the other 578 commandments including Thou shalt not double dip thine chip in the salsa and Thou Shalt not call T-rex "fluffy"

Mata functions beyond normal parameters.

For a change, none of the recent rumours are actually true. Except perhaps the last one.

Mata has a fetish for wooden spoons

In contrast to common beliefs, if you type in an invalid equation into a graphing calculator, it says "MATA ERROR". The 'syntax' part is just an illusion.

Many know that Chuck Norris' spleen is considered a weapon in fifty states. A lesser known fact is that Mata's left shin is considered a cooking utensil in 27 states.

Mata's crazy about you!

Mata takes all his old gaming consoles and computers and is building a supercomputer in his basement.

The mata that we know is only an eigth of a fifth of the real mata, the rest of him resides in an alternate dimension where his intellectual based existence knows no bounds

Mata is laughing behind your back.

Once... Mata ate the matazone forums and we lived in his stomach for a week

Mata gives people creative-writing tips on the side, and then demands royalties.

Mata is in fact the building block of everything, He just spells it backwards and changed a letter to hide the fact.

Mata hopes that one day he will wake up from this living nightmare.

Who loves orange soda? Mata loves orange soda. Is it true? Mhmm. He do, he do, he dooo-o.

That's a lie!

I didn't demand them

Omigosh! kenan and kel! he died didnt he? awww

Mata claims you implied it, when in fact he inferred it.

If Mata were to come from a galaxy far far away he would be a wookie!

Mata had wanted to become a dentist but then realized he had an irrational fear of plaque.

Mata is a cyborg fueled by kittens.

Mata is a 5,258 ft. tall grue trying to devour the world.

Mata Quashed the electric car

Mata is hiding the true nature of the universe in the back of his fridge just behind the bacon!

Mata is a kitten fueled by cyborgs!

Mata is having a blue-cross sale.

Mata gets discount bulk buy rates at "Straight Jackets R Us"

Mata is good buddys with ronald mcdonald

Mata has a clown wig in the back of his closet. Every day he passes it and shakes his head, wondering what could have been.

Mata's indecisive...or maybe he's not. He can't quite figure it out.

Mata expects to see the report, on his desk, by 9am Monday morning.

Mata = Jack Black

"Agh! My Astigmatism!"

Mata made me spam that Jack Black quote.

Mata invented the idea of the Sex Museum in Amsterdam.

Mata Just IS!

Mata hates ( ) it when people overuse smilies!

Mata felt a bit peckish so he ate a ham or two, that's all---oh! Oh Jesus! Where did your thighs go!?

Mata's been having some trouble with his TPS reports.

Mata is responsible for VAT.

Mata only bathes on days ending in Y that fall in months with an R in them.

Mata talks during films at the cinema.

Mata has a toothpaste fetish

Only because, as I stated before, that he has an unreasonable fear of plaque. I do hear though that he really likes the cinnamon flavored toothpaste.

Duh, because Mata is one of the guys from Mystery Science Theatre

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Joel MST or Mike MST?

Mata has fantasys about himself in Lederhosen.

Mata is Tom from myspace. He gets upset whenever anyone removes him from their friends list.

I feel really sad that I know what you're talking about. After years of resisting, I finally have an account on there. Don't bother searching: it's got nothing in it!