Mata ain't what he used to be.

Mata is <proverb>

Mata ties his shoelaces in a melon field.

Mata tied a ribbon 'round the old oak tree.

Mata did not know that it was the last cookie and sincerely regrets eating it. Would you all stop bringing it up now?

Thats it; Samuel L. Jackson has had it with this ************* Mata on this ************* plane.

I heard that Mata is in fact a small molecule formed from carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, bacon and potassium

Excessive use of Mata stunts your growth.

Mata's that one dude that did that one thing, in that one place. Remember?

Matadrinksupto25cupsofcoffeeaday.

Sometimes he uses a sippy cup to drink it.

Mata's not been himself recently.

Mata's perception of innuendo is so powerful that he often snickers at comments about charcoal.

Simply put, Mata isn't Mata.

Gee, your Mata smells delicious!

Mata uses fabric softener on towels!

Mata stole the numberplate M474 from a vintage Bentley

Dark Mata is wot keeps the universe together.

Mata knows your position and velocity.

People live in fear of ever meeting the Anti-Mata, more terrirfying still is the thought that Mata and the Anti-Mata will one day meet.

I did once meet Anti-Mata, and the universe was destroyed. This has all happened many times before, and I know how it ends.

You put all the dolphins back, didn't you?

You b*****d.

Mata ate all the turkey during Thanks Giving, and started the mashed potato fight.

Mata killed Kenny.

Mata owns a small farmhouse in the Boonies of Arizona. He doesn't tell his friends about this property because he keeps his victims in the basement, impaled on spears.

Mata thinks the alphabet needs changing:

MATAMATAMATAMATAMATAXYZ

Mata has created a thread so that he can share rumors about you.

Of course, he's made it so that everyone but you can see it... really, I can't believe you did that.

Mata has a house of cards made out of houses of cards.

Mata likes to make balloon animals in his spare time.

Mata has a "Che is dead, get over it" T-shirt.

Mata's thesis is written entirely in strikethrough text.

But he isn't over it.

Mata is really the woman out of Tom and Jerry. He walks around screaming 'Thomas!'

And you never see his face.

Mata thinks Peanuts is better than Calvin & Hobbes!

Mata started a Linkin Park tribute band.

Anti-Mata formed a tribute to that tribute band. The name of the band is "Sum".

Get 10% off Mata today only!

Mata goes around making printers print the same thing 10 times, so you'll buy new cartridge on amazone.

Amazone is Mata's new online shop. The links at the bottom of his page for Amazon actually take you straight to Amazone where he gets all the money and you get inferior products. Next on his list is M-Bay.

Mata chopped down the cherry tree and blamed it on George Washington (Or was It Abe Lincoln?.

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I think that made me laugh more than anything else in this thread....which probably just confirms my nerdy-ness.

Mata speaks in bianary code.

...Which caused some confusion at the Fast Food drive-thru. He ended up ordering ten hamburgers, which he used to plug up his water pipes to stop them from leaking.

Which explains why his water tastes like pickles.

...?

Mata made too many animations...

You left the close-paranthesis off then end of your post, so Amy was adding it on.

Mata enjoys reading, long walks in the country and getting his freak on.

Mata has got an itch to scratch

Mata doesn't let us have more than 10 images in our sig.

That isn't a rumour, it is a Myth- a story based on facts.

Mata couldn't get up this morning because it is raining. It's pouring! He went to bed last night, and bumped his head.

I was probably snoring too.

Mata should not be allowed out before the watershed.

Only Mata knows the exact secret colour number of thr Simpsons yellow.