Boom! Matazone!

Did you know that if you answer Mata for every question in an exam you'll get 110%

Mata only speaks in Hex, which is translated by a Quokka which he keeps on his shoulder.

Mata is the original inspiration for the batman theme song. It used to be mata mata mata maataaaaaaaaa

Mata knows the truth - there is no spoon.

But he doesn't know why there is soup

Mata uses big words that don't even exist to make himself sound smarter.
He also created the dictionary so we won't be able to accuse him of using those words..

Is this Mata I see before me?

Mata uses tongue-twisters to astound and amuse his friends!

"Mata met a mass of metal monkeys"

Mata's real face is so astoundingly gorgeous that he has to hide it with a great golden mask. Even that is too good to look at unless out of the corner of your eye.

Mata hates your favourite band.

Mata is planning to kidnap Hobbes to make sure he comes along to the next forum meet-up.

People stare at mata whilst he walks down the street. "Does he have any idea that there is a clown sitting on his head?" they say.

Mata can't cook.

Mata won't cook.

Mata stole all the cookies from the cafeteria.

Mata is scared of the tooth fairy.

It is dark. You are in danger of being eaten by a Mata.

Edit: If you get this, Go North.

Mata eats small children.

Mata is full of keys and/or bombs.

Mata threatens to blow things up with those keys and/or bombs.

Mata makes cheese.

The blue ones open blue doors. If I find a red door I have to keep on searching.

Mataparks: the place were dreams come true!

Mata is short for something. Probably. But no-one knows what. Except him.

The irony that Mata is actually quite tall, is not lost on him. He giggles at his breakfast each morning when he thinks about it.

Mata eats 9 meals a day. 2 are just so he can go to work. The other 7 are out of habit.

Mata likes to read condensed books, and condensed soup.

Mata DOES because he CAN. Take his word for it. Why? Because, that's why.

Mata is the sound of one hand clapping

Mata makes the Pope s*** in the woods.

Mata tried cloning himself and first created The 9 mouth baby.He raised it as his own until he found out how much it wanted to eat. Her created a game tricking us into feeding it for him. He was unsatisfied with the results, and accidently created Mittens. He thought Mittens was too evil, and created Snowdrop to watch of him/her. Finally, he created the guy from the corparation. At last, he gave up, and turned them all into animations so his work wouldn't be wasted.

Mata teaches zerbras about newer empires in the world in his spare time. I have proof:


Mental
Artist
Teaching
A
Zebra
On
New
Empires

(Hey, I'd like to see you come up with something better... )

Mata made me forget that rumor I was about to spread about him...

Mata has been directly linked to the onset of World War II.

A CT-scan shows illicit objects in Mata's throat, and this visual evidence is an indisputable fact and important evidence of the existence of electronic implants.

John Williams, the composer, agrees.

Mata made me do it.

Mata named his most recent animation after himself. We are led to believe that it is a comment on society and ebilness, when actually what is most scary for him is the thought of aging.

Grey Mata.

Mata created the TV show dr who. He also made battlestar galactica. And complained when weomen in star trek: the next generation didn't wear miniskirts!

I'm angry today and I feel like invoking my wrath on Mata!

Mata reads through this thread and laughs - but only because he always replaces his name with yours.

Mata hopes you've had the time of your life. (heh, sorry, read VIMH'd avatar.)

I love it when this thread gives me a laugh.

Mata saw it! No, don't try and hide it behind your desk, Mister, Mata saw it.

Hehehe, what happened to Drum and Traveller? Anyone know?

/spam

Mata knows, but don't get your hopes up on him telling you.

Mata eats only unripened fruit. He beleives that this will eventually give him supernatural powers.

It turns out that Drum wasn't paranoid: I really am a spy from the government so I had them both detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure on a remote island somewhere in the south Pacific. Despite the tropical conditions, they are currently being chased by polar bears that I can also track by the implants in their necks.

Mata, along with his friend Adam, turn out to make terrific study aids for science.

Mata built the first computer, but doesn't remember how.

Mata ate my bees.

Mata has been doing experiments with the effects of feremones (sp?) through the internet.