Apr 17 2011, 12:30 AM
Mata is pregnant for the 6th time! Congratulations!
Apr 17 2011, 02:55 AM
he is really starting to contribute to the overpopulation problem.
Jun 10 2012, 08:31 AM
On August 29th 1997, Mata became self-aware.
Jun 10 2012, 07:40 PM
That's about right, I suspect.
Jun 12 2012, 07:17 PM
Last night, Mata snuck into my room and stole my hair.
Jun 17 2012, 05:56 PM
Sadly, that one is not true, but it does seem like a really good idea. It would suit me. Are you sure you don't want to go time-share on it?
Jun 18 2012, 12:09 AM
Mata is an irregular verb with difficult conjugations.
Jul 10 2012, 09:20 PM
Mata wears a pink sparkly flea collar with a little bell on it. *tinkle tinkle tinkle*
Jul 15 2012, 06:44 AM
Mata shouts, "Eureka!" each time he gets in a bath.
Jul 25 2012, 05:27 PM
No, that's what people shout at me when I need to get in the bath...
Sir Psycho Sexy
Aug 14 2012, 08:36 PM
Mata totally fancies the pants off me. I can see it in his lusty gazes...
Aug 15 2012, 12:59 AM
Mata is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. He skinned them all and turned them into cute hats. His Facebook profile picture proves it.
Aug 19 2012, 12:19 PM
Mata does not fear Grendel.
Aug 19 2012, 10:36 PM
I heard Mata is currently remaking all his animations in 3D...
Aug 20 2012, 05:32 PM
'Oh god no', is my reply... But to which rumour does it apply?
Sir Psycho Sexy
Aug 22 2012, 08:44 AM
I'll take the hit on that one.
So when are the 3D remakes being released?
Aug 22 2012, 09:31 PM
Any minute now, darling.
Sep 30 2012, 12:41 AM
Mata choreographed gangnam style. The dance was based on his imagined mating ritual should he ever find himself attracted to Hobbes.
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