Mata is pregnant for the 6th time! Congratulations!

he is really starting to contribute to the overpopulation problem.

On August 29th 1997, Mata became self-aware.

That's about right, I suspect.

Last night, Mata snuck into my room and stole my hair.

Sadly, that one is not true, but it does seem like a really good idea. It would suit me. Are you sure you don't want to go time-share on it?

Mata is an irregular verb with difficult conjugations.

Mata wears a pink sparkly flea collar with a little bell on it. *tinkle tinkle tinkle*

Mata shouts, "Eureka!" each time he gets in a bath.

No, that's what people shout at me when I need to get in the bath...

Mata totally fancies the pants off me. I can see it in his lusty gazes...

Mata is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. He skinned them all and turned them into cute hats. His Facebook profile picture proves it.

Mata does not fear Grendel.

I heard Mata is currently remaking all his animations in 3D...

'Oh god no', is my reply... But to which rumour does it apply?

I'll take the hit on that one.


So when are the 3D remakes being released?

Any minute now, darling.

Mata choreographed gangnam style. The dance was based on his imagined mating ritual should he ever find himself attracted to Hobbes.