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Mata is the queeeen of fah-rance.
Mata is our life
PS he also stole the cookies from the cookie jar
PS he also stole the cookies from the cookie jar
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 19 2004, 10:17 PM)
Mata killed the Zutons.
except for the strangely alluring female member, who he auctioned off yesterday on e-bay. She was bought by an unnamed personage for thirteen... souls? Dace?
SHE FITS NICELY IN THE CUPBOARD, AND THERE'LL BE NO MESS, SO SHUT your TRAP!
Mata dances like a girl.
Mata likes to mess with people who drop the acid he sells to, among other people, the royal family.
Mata is too frightened to regularly check this thread, sinse 97.34% of the material has been 89.99% accurate 65.09% of the time.
Mata likes to juggle harmony balls. They chime out the Mr. Snaffleburger theme song.
QUOTE (sizzlieswix @ Nov 20 2004, 09:06 PM)
[font=Times][b]Quite eerie enough, in September, a friend of mine spent a month in England...she brought back many pictures she did, and where she was, (I don't exactly know where exactly...I believe she was on the other side of the country -opposite of London), anyways...there were a lot of sheep grazing in those pictures.
In one of the pictures, there was a sharp looking fellow in the distance standing among the herd, and as I looked through my magnifying glass I was shocked to see the most Mata-like resemblance. I concluded that an investigation was necessary. I zoomed and enlarged the face and was astounded to reveal that the sharp sheep herder in my friends random pic from her trip was the infamous Mata himself.
Which just goes to show that unintentional randomization will always find and lead to Mata.
In one of the pictures, there was a sharp looking fellow in the distance standing among the herd, and as I looked through my magnifying glass I was shocked to see the most Mata-like resemblance. I concluded that an investigation was necessary. I zoomed and enlarged the face and was astounded to reveal that the sharp sheep herder in my friends random pic from her trip was the infamous Mata himself.
Which just goes to show that unintentional randomization will always find and lead to Mata.
Apparently Mata was spotted herding sheep. Researching Brother Black Sheep?
Mata always buys the four stations before anyone else in Monopoly.
He also swipes the red and orange strips.
Mata sometimes fantasizes about what it would be like to be Silent Bob.
Mata sometimes fantasizes about what it would be like to be Silent Bob.
Mata obsessively switches empty sockets off at the wall.
Mata specifically asked, when building his secret evil lab bungalow, that his kitchen have at least 40 sockets and 10 switches.
EDIT: My kitchen actually has 32 sockets and 12 switches. It's not that big either. Roughly 13 by 13.
EDIT: My kitchen actually has 32 sockets and 12 switches. It's not that big either. Roughly 13 by 13.
Mata stole my kitten, replaced it with a rat, claimed the rat was a bunny with a long tail, had it bite me, laughed, and then marinated it and ate it. The reason for stealing my kitten? He said that because it's name was Mittens that he had a copyright on it and he had to confiscate it or he would sue me for my mother's soul and my first born child, which he would win in court because he has the whole legal system rigged, that's why Bush got re-elected!
QUOTE (Asenyth @ Nov 22 2004, 02:05 PM)
Mata stole my kitten, replaced it with a rat, claimed the rat was a bunny with a long tail, had it bite me, laughed, and then marinated it and ate it. The reason for stealing my kitten? He said that because it's name was Mittens that he had a copyright on it and he had to confiscate it or he would sue me for my mother's soul and my first born child, which he would win in court because he has the whole legal system rigged, that's why Bush got re-elected!
Darn his evil machinations! Mata controls the eastern side of the Amazon Basin, thanks to a combination of satelite surveilance and big stompy robots.
Mata has built a robot to replace Bush but can't get it to talk yet
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 22 2004, 02:03 PM)
Mata has built a robot to replace Bush but can't get it to talk yet
Except for "That's ironical"
and "I cannot believe I just said that."
Mata designed my mattress to be hard and bad for your back.
Mata designed my mattress to be soft and bad for your back.
He's got us at every angle!
He's got us at every angle!
Mata designed my pillows to be usless so i ahve to use four to get any support
Mata got ahold of the plans to make a mattress with the proper balance of hard and soft in order to be good for the back and destroyed them.
Mata put special anti-sleep bombs in mattresses everywhere around the world that will explode... now.
It works, too!
Mata wrote the bible.
Mata created the laws of physics, and keeps them locked in a music box under his bed. Whenever he wants to leap tall buildings in single boundds, he just gets out the tip-ex and awaaaaaaaay he goes!
Mata is responsible for all things that go wrong on the internet, including hackers, viruses and stupid bank sites that don't work with Firefox
Mata is responsible for IE. Nuff said.
Mata was beside Santa in the Santa Claus parade. He was driving the sled and trying to convince Santa to give out Mitten toys for Christmas.
Mittens (and Snowdrop) toys would be great. Bean-bag ones, so you could throw them around. And make them microwaveable with an embedded scent, like those neck cushions. Woohoo!
Oh, and Mata built several stone circles throughout England.
Oh, and Mata built several stone circles throughout England.
Mata was chilling one day in Italy, and he leaned up against a building, and knocked it drastically skew!
Mata was the third writer of the Kill Bill films, but wasn't given credit when he wouldn't stop orguing with Quentin over whether he or Uma would get the lead part.
MATA: I want to play the Bride!
TARENTINO: Mata, yer-yer-yer-yer a guy. I mean, come on, okay?
He then wanted Michael Madsen's role, but requested that he not have to wear the cowboy hat since it's against his religious beliefs.
MATA: I want to play the Bride!
TARENTINO: Mata, yer-yer-yer-yer a guy. I mean, come on, okay?
He then wanted Michael Madsen's role, but requested that he not have to wear the cowboy hat since it's against his religious beliefs.
Mata's been known to say things which he has regretted later. It turns out he isn't as perfect as we thought!
Mata is making a perfect ray, which can turn ANYTHING perfect, except bleu cheese.
Mata makes up words in Scrabble, then gets in a huff when the other players successfully challenge him.
We are still finding letters down the back of the sofa.
We are still finding letters down the back of the sofa.
But that doesn't happen often, because Mata stole all the dictionaries in the world and added extra pages with his words on, so he can prove that they're in the dictionary.
Mata makes new mathematical symbols too, for when he gets his sums wrong.
"No... you have to subvideicate that one!"
"No... you have to subvideicate that one!"
Mata likes to dress up as an old WWII veteran and pokes small children with a sword.
Mata created Pong
Mata also created that old
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version of Tetris.
mata made it so that hamsters steal pinball machines - that wasn't me it was mata!
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Nov 29 2004, 11:32 AM)
mata made it so that hamsters steal pinball machines - that wasn't me it was mata!
A likely story...
Mata was a founding member of Dio.
he walks around wearing a coat made from hamster fur
mata is the person who gave power to the lady birds that you have to worship to prevent George bush and his army of geese taking over the world
Mata started Catholicism...
it used to be "Mata, I have sinned" but they changed that because no one really knew who Mata was...
Forgive me Mata, for i have sinned.
it used to be "Mata, I have sinned" but they changed that because no one really knew who Mata was...
Forgive me Mata, for i have sinned.
Mata invented binary. Apparently, "counting was just too easy".
Mata is the guy you see driving the big CATs down the highway...
"How does a forklift go that damn FAST?" you ask yourself...
"How does a forklift go that damn FAST?" you ask yourself...
Mata was in 'Nam and spends the day telling people "You don't know man - you weren't there..."
QUOTE (Mata @ Dec 2 2004, 03:03 PM)
Every house would have ludircrously fast internet access too.
And there would be a dormant volcano, housing my base with a huge rocket. Inside the rocket would be a satellite that I woudl send into space to destroy all the othe satellites until I controlled the skies and could hold the world to ransom.
And there would be a dormant volcano, housing my base with a huge rocket. Inside the rocket would be a satellite that I woudl send into space to destroy all the othe satellites until I controlled the skies and could hold the world to ransom.
This seems to imply that Mata wants to take over the world.
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Dec 2 2004, 02:54 AM)
Mata is the guy you see driving the big CATs down the highway...
"How does a forklift go that damn FAST?" you ask yourself...
"How does a forklift go that damn FAST?" you ask yourself...
He also drives big cats down the highway. He claims the tail is rudder-like, in its use.
He uses trees to navigate his way down the mighty rivers of british columbia, he's a lumberjack and he's ok...
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