Mata was the voice of Elmo, but it turns out he was using a reverse voice distorter to make his voice high and squeaky.

Mata is the Hogfather.

Mata is really Leonardo da Vinci. That's why his animations are so brilliant!

Mata's voice really is high and squeaky

Mata caused the breakups of Cold, Living Sacrifice and J Mann's leaving Mushroomhead.

Mata is really a giant, genetically modified mushroom.

Mata spins me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round.

Mata dances on the ceiling.

Oh... what a feeling.

Mata is my own personal Jesus.

Mata is also the name of Mein Teil

Mata created the Combat Instinct series.

Mata ran...He ran so far away...He just ran...He ran all night and day...He couldn't get away.

Mata is ZZTop in disguise

Mata's the sharp dressed man

Mata is actually Gregory Peck. He doesn't know why, he just likes the name.

Mata HATES xmas!

Mata rather likes Christmas though.

Mata came before both the chicken and the egg.

Mata will stop the world and melt with you.

Mata is actually all of Slipknot

Mata often just calls to say he loves you.

Mata leaps before looking.

Mata ate all the (mince) pies.

Mata had a camo in Dawn of the Dead, as the zombie looking curiously up the barrel of a machine gun.

Mata used up all the hot water

Mata hates music from the eighties.

Mata is writing the RL equivalent of the cyberdyne software.

mata is in fact a dancing hamster - I saw him at one of our conventions!

Mata randomly slaps his own ass.

he also randomly slaps complete strangers asses

Mata once strangled someone for using |337 speak.

Mata blowdrys his hair whilst in the bath.

Mata is the dinner lady who makes you eat all the slush on your plate.

Mata crowd surfs in order to be felt up.

Mata really IS trying to brainwash us all with his Mr. Snaffleburger animations.

thats hardly a rumor!

Why did you quote me in that last reply DHG?

That one's almost true. I do think most of it is rubbish. Especially the Christmas songs.

You also may be interested to know that I train-surf to London at least once a month.

For the monthly blancmange-recipe-inventing gatherings?
Aha. I thought so.

(GASP!) If I were in the UK, I'd rent a van and along with my friends, kidnap you, take you to an undisclosed location and brainwash you to love eighties music.

Speaking of which, Mata and his buddies kidnap people who don't like his animations, take them to an undisclosed location and brainwashes people to love them.

Mata is Bill Gatess' illegitimate son

Mata insists that everything in his possession must be comedy, clown sized.

Mata buys clothes, wears them to a party that evening, then returns them to the shop saying they don't fit.

When Mata was a kid, a friend gave him a packing peanut saying it was candy. He's been eating them ever since.

*munch, munch* Wait, They're not candy? *looks around, slowly backs away*

Mata made several monsters based on Full Moon Direct movies

Mata sings in the shower

Mata lip syncs and air guitars to J-rock when no one's home.

Mata knows all the words to the K-chat and Chatterbox talk shows from the GTA series.

Mata and some school mates once hog tied a small dog and played football with it.

Damn, don't...I almost do, the amount of time I watch my boyfriend playing it...argh.
Mata does, however, know the lyrics to every Smurf song ever...engineered.