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Really?
Everything in this post is true; especially the contradictory stuff. It's best if you don't think about it too hard.
Mata came up with the phrase: "This sentence is false."
Ow, my brain.
Ow, my brain.
Mata doesn't defragment his hard drive on a regular basis. And sometimes he turns off his computer without shutting it down properly, the fiend.
Mata is actually a babelling bug-eyed druid
Matta was the inspiration for Abba, even though the time periods most likely don't match up (He also has a time machine and uses it constantly)
Mata directed A Flock of Seagull's "I Ran" video.
Mata turns off the TV when people are watching it.
Mata leaves the TV on when no one's home.
mata offers to do the ironing for people but leaves giant burnholes in their clothes
Mata watches The Golden Girls to drool over Bea Arthur.
Mata is really a decendant of Blackadder - hence his remarkable comedy - and Mr Fuzzy is a decendant of Baldrick - hence his unbearable ugliness, low IQ and urge to grow a grow a horrible beard.
Mata likes to click his tongue and then denies that he was when people enquire about it...
mata's really just got out of 2nd grade....
Mata is really only 4 months old, but was fed hormones and sterioids until he achieved the appearance of a fully grown man.
Mata has had his mind expanded to the point where his head needs it's own address...
Mata is actually a blue Chocobo dressed in a Mata suit
There is no correct way to spell Krlapiomteanhatelamapoop (more commonly spelt as Mata).
Mata goes into people's houses to smash their pots and steal their rupees.
Mata sold us all on Ebay for the grand total of 628,955 Yen. So, thats about 2 pence Sterling 
. Have you no heart Mata! 
. Have you no heart Mata!
Mata decorates his christmas trees with easter eggs on chaunaka.
Mata always dumps his dead Christmas trees in other people's front gardens.
Mata has been stuck under a couch for thirty-five years. Only now are the new owners ofhis house starting to hear noises.
When Mata goes out shooting, he uses rabbits instead of clay pigeons.
"PULL!"
"PULL!"
mata is really a multi-millionare and just wants to get more money out of us.
Mata likes Winger.
QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Jan 13 2005, 09:02 PM)
Mata goes into people's houses to smash their pots and steal their rupees.
Actually that's not always true. After a while I tend to amass so many that I get very bored of collecting rupees when I have nothing to spend them on so I stop breaking everything I see.
However, it is true that I invented the machine that straightens spagetti.
Mata is really an alien from Dimension X, here to discover the secret of yo yo polish, which is a potent afrodisiac for denisons of Dimension X...
Mata gives air drumming lessons.
Mata has upgraded all his weapons to level 6.
Mata is actually a clone... each time something nasty happens (As it so often does, to Mata), a new clone is activated, to take the place of the deceased clone... This is why, despite all the attempts on his life, he is still going strong... as Mata mark Ten...
Mata seems to have the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but the attention span of Daffy Duck.
QUOTE (Steam Roxxor @ Jan 15 2005, 04:35 AM)
Mata seems to have the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but the attention span of Daffy Duck.
LMAO! Answer these alegations, Mata! Are they true, or are they disssspicable?
Mata secretly keeps a journal in 1337 5p34|<.
mata is a halucination created by me.
who knew.
who knew.
Multiple kinds of hallucinogens were based off of the chemical makeup of Mata's brain.
QUOTE (Steam Roxxor @ Jan 15 2005, 08:35 AM)
Mata seems to have the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but the attention span of Daffy Duck.
No, Mata was Daffy Duck, but played Einstein in the movies...
Mata's board is really an online dating service.
The people who have been banned were really sold into slavery to pay for the bandwidth they wasted.
The people who have been banned were really sold into slavery to pay for the bandwidth they wasted.
I KNEW it!
mata is really the head of a famous rootbeer processing company!
mata is really the head of a famous rootbeer processing company!
Mata is responsible for the travesty that is the American Budwieser Company
Mata came up with CNN before Ted Turner.
Mata is actually Al Capone. Nuff said.
Mata is actually Al Capp...
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jan 17 2005, 02:42 AM)
Mata is actually Al Capp...
Wrong again he's Captain Caveman
Nope. He's actually Andy Capp
Mata owns a couch with built-in whopee cushions.
acctuly, the couch is part of the furniture set.
This just in: Dancing Hamster Guy is missing, and is rumored to be tied up in Mata's basement...
HELP !
its cold and wet down here and he doesn't feed me !
its cold and wet down here and he doesn't feed me !
Sometimes Mata likes to dress mainstream and goes to the bar calling himself Seth.
Being new here, I got lost and somehow stumbled upon Mata's secret website where he sells chair legs to shoddy carpenters. The chair legs are made out of roasted wombats and pickled tuesdays.
Unfortunately, I've lost the website address.
Unfortunately, I've lost the website address.
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