Mata worked out an equation that proves he doesn't exist...

Mata is my mother

Mata is a recursive statement which reads: Mata is a recursive statement which reads: Mata is a....

Mata is actually his last name... His first name is Doesn't...

Mata has claimed that over 73.4% of these rumors are true.

Mata IS a rumor... In a boarding house...

Mata gets a percentage of the gross from sales of No Doz...

Mata has a multiple personality disorder. He actually is most of the forumites on Matazone.

Mata turned down the role of 'Background Corpse #2' in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Mata was once in the CIA, but he can't reveal anything more, or he'd have to kill us all.

Mata has a monkey named Herchel that he bought off the black market.

He spanks it to amuse himself with a bad pun.

Mata's on your local high street right now. See him? He's the one with the clothes.

Mata has filthy hands.

*runs to window*
This would be alot easier if I didn't live across from a college....

Mata only lets this thread exist beacause it ammuses him to see how many of the rumors are true.

Due to the kittens' request, Mata has begun to eat crayons, so that the kittens will have something to amuse themselves with in his stomach.

Mata is an acronym. It stands for: Magical Animation Takes Ages...

Mata stands for: Maniacal Actor Touring Athens

now won't he have to eat the coloring books too?


mata kidnaps random members and tell them to post rumors about him.
*looks over her shoulder*
sorry, according to mata, that rumor wasn't true. at all.

Mata loves listening to Yoko Ono.

Mata broke up the Beatles.

MATA stands for Malevolent Armenian Transit Authority

Mata invented the toilet.

MATA stands for Monochrome Avatars Traveling Anonymously

Mata's on my mousemat.

Mata eats with his feet.

Mata took the cookie from the cookie jar!

*Ahem*

Ok, then Mata took the cookie jar and left the cookies

Mata likes to eat chicken flavored gummy bears.

Mata invented chicken flavored gummi bears

Mata is the one who drinks the last of the milk and leaves the empty container in the refrigerator.

Mata double dips.

Mata broke my fingernails right before the Sadie Hawkins dance.

Mata is my long lost brother.

Mata singlehandedly caused the downfall of Atlantis.

Mata triggered the Boston Massacre.

Mata actully wrote the diary of anne frank.

Mata's one of those "amateur models" who annoys people on Yahoo Messenger.

Mata's cheating on Sues with Pat

Mata is not my long lost brother.

Mata is Lemony Snicket.

FOOLS!!

Mata does not exist.
He is simply the "character" used by a sinister organization called INGSOC.
Soon "he" will change "his" name to Big Brother, and take control of Oceania!

Mata owns half the porn sites online, and knows what IP addresses visited which ones.

Mata steals the odd sock from dryers throughout the world...

Which is still not as horific as what he does with the lint!

Mata can look through your webcam at you - even when it's off.

Mata controls our brains through Matazone, and in doing so, causes random spamage to occur

Mata is responsible for making you get the hiccups and also for the times when you almost sneeze, but you don't.

Mata stands for: Maniac Attacks Teenage Athletes

It's Mata's love that makes the world go 'round.