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Mata's got the whole world in his hands (he's got the whole wide world, in his hands). He's got the whole word in his hands - he's got the whole world in his hands!
Mata has unusually large hands.
Mata sings Dusty Springfield songs in the shower
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Feb 7 2005, 07:42 PM)
Mata sings Dusty Springfield songs in the shower
Ooo, so do I!
Hmm, to 'unspamify' this post I guess I had better add a rumour..
Ummm... Mata borrows pens and then chews the ends...
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 7 2005, 07:08 PM)
Mata's got the whole world in his hands (he's got the whole wide world, in his hands). He's got the whole word in his hands - he's got the whole world in his hands!
Because theme's are fun:
Mata's climbing Jacobs ladder (ladder)
Mata killed Abel.
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Feb 7 2005, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 7 2005, 07:08 PM)
Mata's got the whole world in his hands (he's got the whole wide world, in his hands). He's got the whole word in his hands - he's got the whole world in his hands!
Because theme's are fun:
Mata's climbing Jacobs ladder (ladder)
Equally...
Did you know that all things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful: Mata destroyed them all.
He owns 42 sandwich toasters, too.
*tuts*
*child choir "er-hmms*
Aaaand BEGIN!
Mata loves me, this I know. Because the Bible (the Bible) told me so. Little ones to him belong. They are weak, but he is strong.
That sounds faintly ominous attributed to--well, it sounds ominous attributed to everyone. Even Jesus.
Sorry Jesus.
*child choir "er-hmms*
Aaaand BEGIN!
Mata loves me, this I know. Because the Bible (the Bible) told me so. Little ones to him belong. They are weak, but he is strong.
That sounds faintly ominous attributed to--well, it sounds ominous attributed to everyone. Even Jesus.
Sorry Jesus.
Mata thinks in binary code.
Mata is actually a clown. A CLOWN I TELL YOU!
::sings:: Mata loves us, this I know. For the forum tells us so...
Catchy. I like it!
Mata is privately funding Allerca's reaserch into hypo-allergenic cats so that there will be more people with kittens for him to snack on. Honest truth.
Catchy. I like it!
Mata is privately funding Allerca's reaserch into hypo-allergenic cats so that there will be more people with kittens for him to snack on. Honest truth.
Mata is the secret source of all headaches (not so secret now, but you get it.)
He sticks his fingers into peoples brains through their ears. Then he wiggles his fingers. Not in a nice way either.
Ahem.
Fal xXx
He sticks his fingers into peoples brains through their ears. Then he wiggles his fingers. Not in a nice way either.
Ahem.
Fal xXx
Mata owns a total of three socks. Each day, he wears the sock that was previously left out, so that he can clean the third sock.
He is also responsible for the movie Glitter.
He is also responsible for the movie Glitter.
Mata is in love with googlebots.
Mata tells me to burn things.
Mata is the walrus.
Mata can disprove Godel's incompleteness theorem, but chooses not to.
Mata is the one who caused Dave to post four times in a row
QUOTE (Fallen Element @ Feb 9 2005, 05:36 PM)
Mata is the secret source of all headaches (not so secret now, but you get it.)Fal xXx
So that's why I was suffering most of the day, yesterday... Darn you, Mata!
Mata stands for: Mentally Altered Trans Am
Mata Stands for: Monkeys Are Typing Away...
Mata is making me procrastinate doing my paper! (Not to say I don't like it, of course)
Mata is hoping to destroy the world by depriving us of sleep and work time... The fiend! 
Mata is the voice of the guy who says "HEADSHOT" really loud upon removing an opponents noggin from their torso in Unreal Tournament.
Mata disperses hot pineapple at kids birthday parties
Mata made me see a leprechuan
Mata picks the mushrooms out of piles of cow dung up in Queensland before he animates.
Mata coughed earlier, and it sounded like a seal.
Mata mocks us behind our backs
Mata points and laughs when people fall over
Mata has several dirty habits!
(the monks want them back)
(the monks want them back)
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 10 2005, 06:34 PM)
Mata has several dirty habits!
(the monks want them back)
(the monks want them back)
From the order of Cross-dressing monks of St. Mandy?
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Feb 10 2005, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 10 2005, 06:34 PM)
Mata has several dirty habits!
(the monks want them back)
(the monks want them back)
From the order of Cross-dressing monks of St. Mandy?
Yes, those ones.
I blame Robin Hood.
(who, incidentally, is Mata's father)
*Whispers* Mata stole my voice...
Mata made me go on other forums as a spy! 
Mata stands for: Mushu Aardvark Take Away
Mata stands for: Must Attack Tokyo Anonymously
Mata has always aspired to be a belly dancer.
Mata has a spider somewhere in his home!
Ħumop ap!s&n a+!jm osle uec aH
(you might have to stand on your head)
(you might have to stand on your head)
Mata smuggles wombats in to be sold on the orange market (cleverly disguised as sheep).
Mata laughs at old people walking down the street.
Mata used up the last of the shampoo.......and I have a LOT of hair to shampoo!
Mata created his own religion.
Mata created his own language.
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Feb 11 2005, 08:03 PM)
Mata created his own language.
Which consists only of the word 'boo' spoken in different tones.
Mata invented the first practical joke
Mata's posts are actually subliminal messages which tell us to join BBS
Mata tells me to double post.
Mata tells me to double post.
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Feb 11 2005, 09:07 PM)
Mata's posts are actually subliminal messages which tell us to join BBS
*Cough* CheeseMoose *Cough*
Mata is responsible for MSN going up the creek.
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