Mata sings No Doubt songs in the shower.

Mata can stand on his head while drinking beer....and whistleing!

Mata stands for Male Attorneys To Attend

Mata has a tattoo of REM's Michael Stipe on his back. He'll show it to random people.

Mata thinks your hot!

Mata wants to know you're ASLOMFG LOL ROFL @ lk 4evea11!

Mata uses a straw when drinking beer.

And he has to use three straws to drink lemonade: one blue, one red and one green.

Mata has got pictures of you doing that thing with that person when you didn't want the other people to find out about you doing that thing using those other things.

So watch out!

Mata Haggis means: Master Alien To Arrive Halloween; Ask Granny; Give Invites Saturday...

Mata is the reincarnation of my hamster

Mata is a spy from a race of animation worshiping aliens, here to learn our secrets...

Mata follows me home from woolworths even though he should know that what we had is OVER! *hint hint* *nudge nudge*

Mata gets his inspiration from eating cheese before bedtime.

Mata didn't wipe his feet when he came in.

Mata sent all members of the forum a valentines PM except for YOU!

^ I didn't get one so it must be true!

Plus, Mata played the part of Gizmo in the films, 'Gremlins' and 'Gremlins 2: The New Batch'.

Mata is what happened to Baby Jane.

Mata still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Fortune Cookies are made out of pieces of Mata.
I'm sorry, I'm just eating a fortune cookie right now... they're so nice... and they come with badly translated words of wisdom - 'Opinions from an stranger could be useful'

Mata is responsible for the atrocity that is Windows Media Player version 10.0

Mata is behind all the bed spelling, bad punctuation and bad grammar on all those shop-signs.

Mata is totally addicted to bass.

Uh woh uh wuho!

Mata seriously considered reverting to Dial-up.

Mata has pear shaped legs

Mata's favourite key is Scroll Lock.

Mata always hogs the Milo.
Milo the energy food drink

I saw Mata in the hall, and I was all like "Chenille is so spring of 2000. Loser!" and he was all like "Try vintage, dork." and I was like "Snap!"

Mata votes for Ducks...

Mata also has a pear-shaped... coccyx.

Mata is a pear.

What?

Well someone had to say it!

Which is a very good thing!

Mata makes me replace the first two words of every rumor with "Mata is", i.e. "Mata is No Doubt songs in the shower"

Which makes no sense unless you've had Mata's brain chip installed.

Mata DOES eat kittens... Fortunately, Gwen is too fast for him...

Mata has made my praying mantis go berserk

Mata made my praying mantis turn Atheist...

Mata has not stopped my praying mantis from doing a rain dance. look at his claws waving around and around and around and around.

my god
Mata is hypnotising me via my praying mantis

Mata stands for: Mantis Attack Tomorrow Afternoon

^ What does Mata stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair! Hahahahahahaa.

But seriously, what is Mata short for? Because he's got little legs! Hahahaahah...

...aha...

*cough*

Mata says to call him when you try to wake her up.

Mata is behind you.

(Hehehe, loving the jokes there Hobbes)

Mata's brains smell like a good bit of Spicy McHaggis!

Mata sells chiclets on the mexican border

Mata works at a Chorizo-and-eggs stand in southern Los Angeles.

I just HAD to look behind me when I read that...

Mata drank the last of my orange sodas!

Mata drinks all the Kool-Aid in a half hour.

Mata stands for: Mobile Army Tactical Array