Feb 21 2005, 03:25 AM
Mata secretly runs Canada, and is planning an invasion of the US.
(Personally, I'm siding with Mata)
Feb 21 2005, 04:01 AM
Mata Haggis = Many A Tear Arrives; Here, A Grey, Gaunt, Intruder Sleeps
Feb 21 2005, 04:02 AM
Mata is difficult to Anigram...
Feb 21 2005, 05:01 AM
Mata once shook George W. Bush's hand.
Feb 21 2005, 05:08 AM
Mata actually Engineered both of Bushes wins... he wants America in a weakened state, when he makes his takeover bid, and declare himself Monarch...
Feb 21 2005, 05:13 PM
Mata: Much Admired Toon Animator
Feb 21 2005, 05:47 PM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 21 2005, 06:13 PM)
Mata: Much Admired Toon Animator
Hey... that's a compliment! You don't pay compliments in the rumours thread!
In any case, Mata enjoyed Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Feb 21 2005, 06:10 PM
TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
Feb 21 2005, 06:30 PM
Mata spoilt the broth.
Feb 21 2005, 06:46 PM
Mata spends his free time spinning in a twirly chair.
Feb 21 2005, 08:07 PM
Mata told me something about you. It's really funny. I'm gonna' tell everyone unless you give me... hmm... £6.24.
EDIT: On second thoughts, I don't want to be greedy.
Make it £4.56. That should buy a few Mars Bars.
Feb 21 2005, 10:55 PM
0_0 Uh oh... Not again...
To the spider hole!
*My head with a swirly background* Duh-de-la-duh-de-la-duh
Feb 22 2005, 07:26 PM
Mata complains when they move stuff around in Tesco.
Feb 22 2005, 08:37 PM
Mata shops in Iceland claiming that not only are mums heroes, but that they sell food you can trust!
Feb 22 2005, 09:26 PM
Mata never looks both ways.
Feb 22 2005, 10:38 PM
Mata has over 50 different wigs and is currently a member of the "Clowns Anonymous" club.
"I just cant stop friggin juggling," he says.
Feb 23 2005, 02:36 AM
That's actually true... Sort of...
Feb 23 2005, 02:47 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Feb 21 2005, 12:13 PM)
Mata: Much Admired Toon Animator
Not only an Anigram... but one that fits! My hat's off to you, sir!
Now, back to the fun!:
Mata is actually a Shakespearean trained actor... HIs framed picture is still hanging on Jim Shakespear's Office wall...
Feb 23 2005, 10:06 PM
Mata leaves the toilet seat up.
Feb 23 2005, 10:26 PM
Mata is a super computer who is programmed not only to seem 100% human, but to make seemingly human-made animations, a website and a forum.
Sues stumbled on the truth and is now held in a cellar under Mata's house.
Sues pet spider stumbled on Sues' secret that she was being held in a cellar and so therefore was kept in a cellar under Sues' cellar under Mata's house.
Unfortunately, this super computer has not done enough research into the humans to notice that kitten eating is not a social event.
Feb 23 2005, 10:27 PM
Mata is the King of wishful-thinking.
Feb 24 2005, 04:18 AM
Mata is playin' with the queen of hearts, Knowin' it ain't really smart...
Feb 24 2005, 11:52 AM
Mata believes that he and his forumites are together in electric dreams.
Sir Psycho Sexy
Feb 24 2005, 04:33 PM
QUOTE (Tarantio @ Feb 24 2005, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 15 2005, 07:52 PM)
In that pic, Syuu looks frighteningly similar to an exgirlfriend of mine.
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 23 2005, 08:04 PM)
In that pic, she bears a striking resemblence to an ex of mine...
Is there anyone that doesn't? You manwhore you!
Mata looks scarily like one or more of Righteous' ex-girlfriends
Feb 24 2005, 04:53 PM
Mata (just) died in your arms tonight.
Feb 24 2005, 08:24 PM
Mata makes me fail classes.
Feb 24 2005, 10:44 PM
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Feb 24 2005, 03:43 PM)
Here's $0.50, go buy yourself a new sense of humor.
Feb 24 2005, 10:55 PM
Mata owns a fat suit store.
Feb 24 2005, 10:56 PM
you can buy humor for .50 cents? I thought that It was at least a couple of dollars....
Mata broke my shoelaces!
depressed lonely crazy person
Feb 25 2005, 04:00 AM
Mata killed my praying mantis
Feb 25 2005, 08:17 AM
Sings, offkey: Mata is the only foool who'll do anything for you...
Feb 25 2005, 04:44 PM
Mata turned me into a newt ...................................................... I got better
Feb 25 2005, 06:55 PM
Mata lived in Mark & Spencer's "Lost & Found" box for two years before he was claimed.
Feb 25 2005, 08:39 PM
Mata was brought up by a pack of wolves in deepest, darkest Siberia. Then he shot his furry adoptive family and sold their skins for the money needed to set up Matazone. Fur is murder, Mata! How could you?!
Feb 25 2005, 11:06 PM
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Feb 25 2005, 09:39 PM)
Fur is murder, Mata! How could you?!
You could say, it is furder
. Aha! See what I did there?
I heard that Mata is soon to have a guest appearance on hit US animation, The Simpsons. He will play an Internet animator who fell out of luck, and now lives in a box decorated with his own merchandise. Don't worry, the episode has a happy ending with the Simpsons and Mata singing an amusing parody of a well known musical number. Then he goes back to his box.
Feb 25 2005, 11:14 PM
Mata kicked the pebble that started the landslide that is trapping me in this cave with very slow internet access.
It's so cold in here, Mata.
Feb 25 2005, 11:47 PM
Sometimes, Mata winks at you and then, when you double-take to see if he really did do it, he blinks a few times to cover it up. So you go away feeling confused and unsure of your own sanity. And a little upset that Mata didn't wink at you.
It's okay though, because later on he waves at you in the street. But then, as you approach him, waving in response, his gaze suddenly appears to point somewhere above and behind you. And you feel stupid for assuming he was waving at you. So you quickly pretend to be waving at someone else, and so walk right on.
It's okay though, because he posts a message on the forum later, and you are sure it is a secret message to you, because it contains all the letters of your name. So he really does love you.
Feb 26 2005, 12:12 AM
Feb 26 2005, 06:02 AM
Nothin' but Mata and Elvis, and somebody else's favorite song...
Feb 26 2005, 07:10 AM
Mata collects caps lock keys.
Feb 26 2005, 07:41 AM
Mata: Monkeys Animate Troubled Art
Feb 26 2005, 09:28 AM
Mata has a soapbox derby car made out of an old crib.
Feb 26 2005, 11:07 AM
Mata holds his fork in his right hand.
Feb 26 2005, 12:26 PM
Even worse, Mata just licks the cutlery clean before putting it back in the drawer.
# For hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green, Mata liquid. #
Feb 26 2005, 04:26 PM
Mata is the source of all humor on the web.
Feb 26 2005, 05:56 PM
Mata's life so far is a dream and in 3 hrs 36 mins and 20 secs he will wake up and realise that he has only just been born.
Feb 26 2005, 08:08 PM
Mata is actually a wandering Jazz man who, with the correct alingment, will sometimes do the happy dance
Feb 26 2005, 08:34 PM
Mata hides your car keys.
Feb 26 2005, 09:44 PM
Mata's alter-ego is Atam, the yug yzarc, gnitamina. Atam also smurof stsoh, as well as snettik gnitae.
Feb 26 2005, 10:53 PM
Mata speaks in that one Star Trek language.
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