Mata secretly runs Canada, and is planning an invasion of the US.

(Personally, I'm siding with Mata)

Mata Haggis = Many A Tear Arrives; Here, A Grey, Gaunt, Intruder Sleeps

Mata is difficult to Anigram...

Mata once shook George W. Bush's hand.

Mata actually Engineered both of Bushes wins... he wants America in a weakened state, when he makes his takeover bid, and declare himself Monarch...

Mata: Much Admired Toon Animator

Hey... that's a compliment! You don't pay compliments in the rumours thread!

In any case, Mata enjoyed Beverly Hills Cop 3.

TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

Mata spoilt the broth.

Mata spends his free time spinning in a twirly chair.

Mata told me something about you. It's really funny. I'm gonna' tell everyone unless you give me... hmm... £6.24.



EDIT: On second thoughts, I don't want to be greedy.

Make it £4.56. That should buy a few Mars Bars.

0_0 Uh oh... Not again...
To the spider hole!
*My head with a swirly background* Duh-de-la-duh-de-la-duh

Mata complains when they move stuff around in Tesco.

Mata shops in Iceland claiming that not only are mums heroes, but that they sell food you can trust!

Mata never looks both ways.

Mata has over 50 different wigs and is currently a member of the "Clowns Anonymous" club.
"I just cant stop friggin juggling," he says.

That's actually true... Sort of...

Not only an Anigram... but one that fits! My hat's off to you, sir!

Now, back to the fun!:

Mata is actually a Shakespearean trained actor... HIs framed picture is still hanging on Jim Shakespear's Office wall...

Mata leaves the toilet seat up.

Mata is a super computer who is programmed not only to seem 100% human, but to make seemingly human-made animations, a website and a forum.

Sues stumbled on the truth and is now held in a cellar under Mata's house.

Sues pet spider stumbled on Sues' secret that she was being held in a cellar and so therefore was kept in a cellar under Sues' cellar under Mata's house.



Unfortunately, this super computer has not done enough research into the humans to notice that kitten eating is not a social event.

Mata is the King of wishful-thinking.

Mata is playin' with the queen of hearts, Knowin' it ain't really smart...

Mata believes that he and his forumites are together in electric dreams.

Mata looks scarily like one or more of Righteous' ex-girlfriends

Mata (just) died in your arms tonight.

Mata makes me fail classes.

Here's $0.50, go buy yourself a new sense of humor.

Mata owns a fat suit store.

you can buy humor for .50 cents? I thought that It was at least a couple of dollars....

Mata broke my shoelaces!

Mata killed my praying mantis

Sings, offkey: Mata is the only foool who'll do anything for you...

Mata turned me into a newt ...................................................... I got better

Mata lived in Mark & Spencer's "Lost & Found" box for two years before he was claimed.

Mata was brought up by a pack of wolves in deepest, darkest Siberia. Then he shot his furry adoptive family and sold their skins for the money needed to set up Matazone. Fur is murder, Mata! How could you?!

You could say, it is furder. Aha! See what I did there?

I heard that Mata is soon to have a guest appearance on hit US animation, The Simpsons. He will play an Internet animator who fell out of luck, and now lives in a box decorated with his own merchandise. Don't worry, the episode has a happy ending with the Simpsons and Mata singing an amusing parody of a well known musical number. Then he goes back to his box.

Mata kicked the pebble that started the landslide that is trapping me in this cave with very slow internet access.

It's so cold in here, Mata.

Sometimes, Mata winks at you and then, when you double-take to see if he really did do it, he blinks a few times to cover it up. So you go away feeling confused and unsure of your own sanity. And a little upset that Mata didn't wink at you.

It's okay though, because later on he waves at you in the street. But then, as you approach him, waving in response, his gaze suddenly appears to point somewhere above and behind you. And you feel stupid for assuming he was waving at you. So you quickly pretend to be waving at someone else, and so walk right on.

It's okay though, because he posts a message on the forum later, and you are sure it is a secret message to you, because it contains all the letters of your name. So he really does love you.

Mata is a FAIRY that eats kittens with a knife..no fork or spoon...GRRRR..

Nothin' but Mata and Elvis, and somebody else's favorite song...

Mata collects caps lock keys.

Mata: Monkeys Animate Troubled Art

Mata has a soapbox derby car made out of an old crib.

Mata holds his fork in his right hand.

Even worse, Mata just licks the cutlery clean before putting it back in the drawer.

# For hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green, Mata liquid. #

Mata is the source of all humor on the web.

Mata's life so far is a dream and in 3 hrs 36 mins and 20 secs he will wake up and realise that he has only just been born.

Mata is actually a wandering Jazz man who, with the correct alingment, will sometimes do the happy dance

Mata hides your car keys.

Mata's alter-ego is Atam, the yug yzarc, gnitamina. Atam also smurof stsoh, as well as snettik gnitae.

Mata speaks in that one Star Trek language.