This is the first site ive ever seen it... whats that all about then? is that like
being a noob, you have to advertise or something?

in which case.... i wouldnt mind getting e-married

I'ts because we can all feel the lurve on this forum!!! If you wanna get e-married just tell your intended and if they agree, start a thread to tell us and we'll all come as bridesmaids, preachers etc!!You could marry Hyperion if she's up for it....if you are a boy? Are you??!!

Hehehe. Saucy tara would know, she and leo started this tradition. And the rest of us just kinda fell in line.
(I <3 Industrial Kybosh)

As far as I've noticed, that doesn't seem to matter to Hyperion. She did propose to LoLo after all. But maybe that was special circumstances. I wasn't there at the time, I think it was on the chat.

I don't think sex much matters to Hyperion. She has told me she is bi and therefore she can marry anyone! Yay for Hyperion.......she's trying to start a heram.

Of course like my other suitors on here, I had to turn her down cause alas I'm not getting married or e-married to anyone.

I'll join her harem!!!

O_o

Who would want to get married?

Thats just insane

*shivers*

Because it's fun. And if you're not one for being tied down, the forum policies allow polygamy.

Hmmm.....marriage is an institution......who wants to be in an institution?

It's only an institution if you LET it be one. Or make it into one. It's a much more free concept around here.

Nope.......marriage and love is still for the monkeys in my opinion.

I am going to be an 80 year old woman with tons of cats!!!

BUT DACE KNOWS YOU WILL LOVE YOUR CATS
U WILL WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT TO FEED THEM AND CARE FOR THEM...
AND ULL B LONELY
ALWAYS
COZ your CATS DONT TALK BACK, OR CUDDLE -SHUDDER- OR LOVE YOU PROPERLY LIKE ONLY A HUMAN CAN...
SO U WILL B LIKE SOMEONE WITH THE SAME TIES AS MARRIAGE, BUT NONE OF THE BENEFITS...

IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?

wow dace is standing up for marriage and love?
r u alright mate?

*stares at Dace*

DACE KNOWS.....
...
...

Dace only thinks he knows

me too!!!



YAY FOR OLD CAT LADYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DACE HAS LEARNED FROM THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MAGGIE DRONE, THE LONELY CRONE?

i thought you were going to sleep, dace?

*stares at Dace*



Dace only thinks he knows.....go to sleep Dace.

DO YOU KNOW HER?
MAGGIE DRONE?
NO?
EXACTLY MY POINT. AND SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL OLD CAT LADY...
YOU'D THINK SHE WOULD BE FAMOUS OR SOMETHING, BUT NO....
AND THATS THE FATE THAT LIES IN STORE FOR NE NEW "OLD" CAT LADIES...

I can only hope for something so wonderful to happen to myself.

I'm probably going to die young with no husband or e-husband, and if I'm even in a relationship it will be with some jerk who likes to put me down and make me feel like I am nothing.

Yay for my good taste in men!

Exactly the reason why i am staying away from all of this.....I was in a few relationships like this......it doesn't take much for me to learn my lesson.

Go to sleep Dace.

ONLY IF YOU'LL SING ME A LULLABY

No

THEN AT LEAST START LURKING AGAIN... ITS RELAXING AND IT REMINDS ME OF HOME...
-SNIFF-

*pokes Dace*

Ah well.

*lurks away*

-SIGH-
THANK YOU...
ZZZZZZZZZ.....
-MUMBLEGRUMBLEMUMBLESMITEMASTERMUMBLEDESTROYMUMBLEGRUMBLE-

*sighs*

Too much....just too much.

yeh he has a tendency to go over lots of lines...
but cats are kool nonetheless, even if you will b lonely for the rest of-
wait... i think hes just pretending... dace? dammit stop putting words in my mouth!

I didn't say I was going to be lonely.......I am just gonna have lots of cats and I am going to be a Bachelorette

am i reading wrong?
the point of being a batchellor/ette is being alone is it not...
whoa now im confuzzled...
-goes off for a soothing headbanging session-

I have friends