gimp...

Whats with the member title? Is it some kind of fish reference?

I'm definitely not a fish.

You'll soon be out of Noob stage. *sniff* They grow up so fast. *little tear*

*Duct tapes you to the ceiling*

Welcome to Matazone!
Enjoy your time here.

*passes up a cookie and a beverage*

*raises eyebrow* Hmmmmm.....

Thank you for your welcome!

Don't worry, they're strange but relatively harmless. You'll have more unique greetings in a bit. Welcome to the madhouse.

I always thought it was a fledgling pub.

I wanted to use "Warning: Fire in my hole" in this post but I couldn't find the right post, but then I thought what would Jesus do.

can't fit a gimp in a fish bowl... well you could, but it'd have to be a bloody big 'un

and if you really don't like being a guppy, hang around for a bit, post a bit (relevently and intelligent posts prefered but are not mandatory) and then you can change it to whatever you want...including gimp

LOL

I think I may be a perpetual Guppy...Been so bl**dy busy lately that I feel like I've not even enough time to breathe.

Hope y'all have been doing good.

~Wicked

Heya:

and welcome.

I've kinda wondered about 'Guppy', as well...

Now, I'm apparently 'worrying' whatever that means...

Have fun, and watch put for exploding Armadillos...

Well, I am no longer a guppy, and I think I kinda miss that already... How many more posts do I need to do before I can change back into a guppy, phoenix stylee?

Is it 100 or 500?

I hereby pledge to spam no more.

no one really knows for sure, it used to be 500 but it got lowered to 100 to stop people spamming their way to 500....i think it used to be 1000 before that....but not many people remember that far back....because they all buggered off *grumbles*

there was someone who said it got lowered to 50...but i don't beleive it

Hey...I joined before you did, and I didn't bugger off! *feeling unappreciated*

Hola! Have some pie *hands up pies* it loosens the tape a little, allowing for space to perform elastic bands around hands tricks.

only under this name i joined a couple of days after the forum started with my orginal name...not that i hung around much >_>

Oh, fine then, you win *sulks*
I didn't hang around much when I joined either. Hence you'll only find me on here six months after I actually joined.
And I'm spamming. How rare.

(Wanders in...) Oh, the heck with It! (Wanders out)

(Wanders in)
What? still no new posts?
Whatta buncha deadbeats!
(Wanders out)