когда вы отрезали ваши волос для книги и линии issn' t как целый другая вещь там замерся и потому что они всегда были как психопат и я думал что он было поэтому ледисты но она были бит славный и I как раз diddn' t получает его и вещество как то я остановлю поговорить теперь но как раз если то одобрено с вами ofcourse

Hello Madeleijn

Hi Madeleijn, welcome to the forums

*tapes you to the ceiling as is the custom*

Enjoy the forums, the rest of them will be along soon with food and grenades and other nice stuff.

*sigh* Some mod move this to the proper forums, please.

Edit: sorry, I guess there was a bit of a misunderstanding! It means, non-English as in the language, not the country.

Otherwise, I'd be posting here too! As for the rules, click on the top of the page where it says "The rules. Read this before you start posting"

Have a nice stay in our community.

Hi, welcome to the forums!

Like Tigersong said, the Non-English Forum is for posting in another language - I think there's a Dutch thread already, maybe there isn't.

Moving this to the appropriate place.

Hey, and welcome. Ask anyone for help, we bite. I mean, course we don't...ah, why lie?
Have some pie *hands over a slice of pie*

Right - o.

Hi. Stay away from my coffee and other such meh...

Welcome and what-have-you.

Hi there,

*hands you a beverage and a cookie*

The only thing that seems to annoy around here is making many, many, off topic, non funny, little posts that don't include a opinion or relevant bit of info. If you really need to make those type posts then pick an appropriate thread in Daft and go for it! Lecture mode off.

Otherwise people are friendly.

*Runs to the side of the room, pulls a hidden lever and unleases an ice cream avalanche*

Really.

A hamster hello to you!

Hello up there

I would give you something as a welcome gift thing but all I have are these 5 magical beans in my pocket - sorry!

You're obviously a 12 year old Nintendo fanboy.

LOLOLOLOLROFLMAOBBQ!

I got to say it out of GameFAQs!

Mut, do you ever say anything that makes sense?

Mutilation, if you can't say something nice to the noob, say nothing at all.

It's a fad thing. You wouldn't understand. It would be like me saying MISSION PHAILED!

Well, it's a fad the rest of us don't seem to be in on, and it sounds like you're trying to be insulting. You could always have explained, if that wasn't the case...

Not having a go, just saying.

I wouldn't exactly say that, but that's another story.

Hola! Welcome! I'm Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers, but you can call me Silver. Please, make yourself comfy and enjoy this cake. *hands you a cake*

Hi, enjoy your stay here and make sure you keep posting! Look at me, I barely post anymore, because I'm boring and I'm bad.

How are the netherlands these days?

Yay! I got what Mutilation said!

Captian: "Lieutenant: Waffle status!"
Lieutenant: "Roffled, sir!"

Liek teh WhoaMg!

Oh, and Mutilation, you pronounced it wrong. It's "Phission Mailed!"

*Puts on cape and Wizard Hat*

You can hear me think?

*fears*

Hello. I would be Sky. I'll be the one committing random acts of confused newbishness...

*runs in at top speed*

*Tapes Sky to the ceiling*

Welcome to the forums, enjoy...

The other will be along soon with random sugary/explodey treats

*wanders off juggling some rolls of duct tape*

*passes up a beverage and a cookie*

Welcome to Matazone Sky!

But not at the same time, right?

Welcome aboard, and enjoy the madness. Have a Moonpie™...

(Wanders off, whistling 'Strangers in the night'.)

Possibly. Are you thinking anything we'd like to hear?

Welcome, to Fantasy Isl... oops. Wrong greeting. Welcome to the Matazone. Where we do our best to make you uncomfortable (In a friendly way, of course...).
Here, have a Moonpie™... and for old times sake, an Exploding Armadillo(Pat Pending). Enjoy!

(Wanders off, whistling 'blue sky mine')

Taped to the ceiling. How sweet of you.

And Quoth, that all depends on what it is you'd like to hear me thinking...

*steals armadillo deactivates it replaces with sticky granade pulls pin and runs*

Hi Sky! Dont worry the the armadillo was explosive to, my Noob was just trying to out do me but traditions, tradition!

Quoth! Quoth! Iseem to have something of yours!

That's okay. The Armadillo has a redundant fuse. Deactivate the first fuse, and the second starts ticking...

<Boom!> (Armadillo explodes, showering confetti all over the place...) Had you worried there, didn't I?

Hmmmm. (Concentrating) I seem to be getting images of whipped cream, Rubber chickens, and a seltzer bottle...

Oh, and Sky? the Grenades usually go off in about five minutes... I'd get cracking, if I were you... (Sass me, willya? Grrrr. ).

*tries hard not think about whipped cream rubber chickens and/or seltzer bottles*

...

...dammit.

Ok. So I'll just go back to trying no to think about a black cat...

Hello, I'm Kitsu, but you can call me Manji.
Welcome!

(is that you on your icon, and if so, how'd you find a place that would host it! My Angelfire hates me. Seriously.)

try webpost for direct linking to images!

Hey, just try reading Mutilation's mind, sometime *Shudder* thought I'd never get out, alive!

haldo.
nice to know I am not the youngest person here
*does a dance*
wish you could see my hat
but you can't.
so there
I hope it is not too cold there, but in the providence of Chester it is rather chilly.
I just made some fingerless gloves yesterday, so..
*hands cut off glove fingers*
they're amost as good as the whole thing. enjoy.
*jigs off into the distance*

Gosh! People come and go so quickly, here!

There is nothing wrong with my mind. Apart from all that apathy that can't be bothered to do anything with his life and lives in a caravan with his mum and the age of 25 (I do not live in a caravan and I am not 25). Oh and that homosexual furry pr0n. Coughs. Mike you didn't see that. Nor are you going to go to LUElinks and search for that.

Fnord, Hail Eris

Mutilation, I shall read you're mind if you so wish.

However, I have become a little more Wary about that sort of thing since the Rubber Stockings Incident...

Sky - back, if anyone remembers her. Did she mention she was a her? Meffle.

It is nice to know i'm not the youngest!
oh, and hello!
*hands you a choclate bar*
enjoy!

(oh, I'm 12 too.)