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El Nino
JimiJimis interpretation of the bar

the matabar

Opening hours looks like we're not closing.

There's every type of drink, which at the moment are all free, special offer.

There's a fire place, and jukebox in the main bar

Pool tables in the back room.

Kids bar off to the right.

Loos are off to the left.

A cocktail/concert bar is upstairs straight ahead.

to the right is the boxing/wrestling ring.

and to the left is the games room.

And a patio garden with furniture, out back.

And plenty more rooms to be developed.

If I or any other staff are not here to serve drinks, just help yourself.

Members of staff: Black Wings; Ashbless; Dancing Hamster guy; Voices in my head; and Cassidy.
{Gothic Angel}
Dude! Its like the pizzaria only with less mafia-ness! biggrin.gif

*sits down with a Tequila Sunrise* (cos a) its too expensive to buy normally and cool.gif its a celebration of openingness! Woo! happy.gif)
TehRoxxorCOD
Holy crap, the Pizzeria survived all this time? o_O;;
Ashbless
*brings in a dartboard as a bar-warming gift*

Let's just attach the picture of a well known politician. There, perfect.

*sets it up in the room with the pool tables*



*helps herself to a rum & coke and a slice of the pizza*

Salut!

*raises her glass to the bar and heads back out*
Black-Wings
ooo.. I could do with an extra bit of money.. can I get a job here?... I can do all those bar drink trick things...
TehRoxxorCOD
Ah, whatever.

Hey-eyyy! *grabs a Coke and hits on the nearest life form*
El Nino
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 19 2004, 10:04 PM)
ooo.. I could do with an extra bit of money.. can I get a job here?... I can do all those bar drink trick things...
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What hours do you want to do? and When do you want to start?
Black-Wings
Umm.. pretty loose hours... I don't mind when.. whatever floats ya boat... can I start now? smile.gif
Korbin Dallas
ill take a beeer thanks
El Nino
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 20 2004, 12:53 PM)
Umm.. pretty loose hours... I don't mind when.. whatever floats ya boat... can I start now? smile.gif
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Not a problem.

*Grabs a beer and heads to the back room to practice*
Ashbless
*idly watches B.I.C. set up trick shots while firing darts into the dartboard*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*ponders recent e-wedding flop and changes the picture to one of IrishGuy*
*thinks about red gauze outfits*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*sips an Irish coffee and applauds a particularly well executed shot*
El Nino
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 20 2004, 01:36 PM)
*idly watches B.I.C. set up trick shots while firing darts into the dartboard*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*ponders recent e-wedding flop and changes the picture to one of IrishGuy*
*thinks about red gauze outfits*
swish thunk, swish thunk

*sips an Irish coffee and applauds a particularly well executed shot*
*

*Looks up* One hundred & eighty, nice one Ash.
Black-Wings
Hmmmm.. we are out of peanuts....
El Nino
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 20 2004, 02:48 PM)
Hmmmm.. we are out of peanuts....
*

The storerooms in the basement. Just open that trap door below your feet.
Asenyth
Hmm... no one seems to be around.
*shakes up a margarita*
Guess I'll just practice my 9-ball in the back.
Ashbless
*wanders back in*

*punches random buttons on the jukebox in the corner*

*sits listening to Counting Crows "Mr. Jones & me" *

*raises her irish coffee in a silent salute to someone and sits listening*
Ashbless
*listens with a slight smile as "You Jerk" plays*

*sweeps up the place to keep it tidy*
*gathers up the glasssware for the dishwasher behind the bar*

*laughs as Great Big Sea plays their cover of R.E.M's "The End of the World"*
sizzlieswix
*slithers up to the bar, slaps money down on counter*

Gimmee a scotch on the rocks.

*grabs a handful of pistachios*
Ashbless
*looks around for cash register*

Hmm, can't spot it. B.I.C. must not have brought it in yet.

*serves up a Glenfiddich over ice for swizzlestix*

*wanders over to play darts again*
*changes the picture on the board to some red haired bloke that looks vaguely like he's about to go invade the fjords in a viking ship*
swish thunk, swish thunk
sjbbandgeek
So this is what became of the ol teapot inn.
Ashbless
Mr. Teapot ran an inn? blink.gif laugh.gif

*pulls darts from dartboard and has another go*
swish, thunk swish, thunk
Usurper MrTeapot
Aye, It lasted many a week. Didn't it turn into a strip bar at night or something?

Well this is nice and cosy, I'll take a double JD no ice no coke please.
{Gothic Angel}
QUOTE (TehRoxxorCOD @ Nov 19 2004, 09:46 PM)
Holy crap, the Pizzeria survived all this time? o_O;;
*


Hey! I was here way before you tongue.gif The pizzeria was one of the first threads I posted in tongue.gif
El Nino
Well this place seems to be open all hours now. So I guess I'll just have to install this large screen TV while people are here.

*Bang, crash, thud, loud whirring, etc*

*half an hour later switches it on*

We got all channels except the Sports, the adults channels and the movie channels, if anybody does want any of these I'll have to start charging for the drinks.

*Goes and gets and installs a register.*
Ashbless
*Serves up the possibly last free round for the house before the register is installed*

Oi B.I.C. Are you sure about these new server outfits? They show quite a bit of leg! ohmy.gif
*Glances down at the shoulder and midrift baring top she put on as part of the outfit.*
Well would you look at those. (Buffy quote) laugh.gif
{Gothic Angel}
*Looks cute until someone buys her a drink*

*Wonders where the music box is and wheather the CD can be changed to something metally*
El Nino
*Mixes a Pernod & black*

Black wings, just 1 question. If you're dead, why do you need money? laugh.gif

Ashbless, What can I say you look very attractive in it. evil.gif
Black-Wings
Well... Satan has quite a habit of making the underworld merchandise quite expensive....

Oh yeah, I meant to ask, can I go on payed holiday for a while, just I'm not allowed on my home computer and so you know.. It's a bit damned... mad.gif
Ashbless
*wanders over to the jukebox in the corner and sets the little switch in the back to accept mental commands*

There you go {Gothic Angel}. smile.gif

Changes the picture on the dartboard back to every American's, save half of them, favorite politician.

swish thunk, swish thunk
voices_in_my_head
is their an age limit on this bar? Ethier way, keep this espreso machine as a gift- i could all ways use my coffee in the morning.
rika-chan
*rika eats her rum-soaked tirimasu in the corner, and will wait for someone to join her in a drink laugh.gif *
El Nino
Thanks for the espresso machine voices.
No there's no age limit.

Black wings, sorry holiday will be unpaid. Until you've worked here for a couple of months.
dancing hamster guy
*standing in rain outside bar*
Are hamsters allowed in?
El Nino
I said a warm welcome to all didn't I?
Ashbless
*Keeps herself busy for quite a while drying hamsters with a hairdryer*

There you go. Warm, dry and fuzzy again. Pours a little something in hamster accessable bowl to warm their insides as well.

*Hopes nobody steps on the slightly weaving hamsters running about the place*

All good, hamster guy?
El Nino
Ashbless don't worry about your drinks. They'll always be free to staff.
Black-Wings
I'm back!!! *Bows down to school computers*

Anyway, anyone want a drink? *pours a pint of malt star*
dancing hamster guy
Thanx Ashbless! we're all dried up now - right where are the peanuts?
El Nino
*Lifts DHG up to the bar top*

Black wings I'll have a large After shock with vodka thanks.
Moosh
*Argues with bouncers about bringing in MT who is already drunk, MT dissapears him to a parallel dimension*

Greeting people, *sways slightly and falls over* *gets back up* where's the bar? I can't see a thing. Possibly because I have a hat pulled down over my eyes
El Nino
*Busies himself making a kids bar, to the right of the main bar. with a few vid games and a hamster run*
Cassidy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Nov 19 2004, 03:37 PM)
Opening hours looks like we're not closing.

If I or any other staff are not here to serve drinks, just help yourself.
*



I am a poor student...any chance or work ????????????? smile.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 23 2004, 05:58 PM)
I am a poor student...any chance or work ????????????? smile.gif
*

I am still hiring at the moment. Have you got any special skills? What hours can you work?
JimiJimi
*Checks noone is looking*

Heh heh...

*Replaces Jukebox with a good ol' fashioned vinyl one...*

Heh. Heh heh heh...

Heh...



*Sticks on some Alice in Chains*

Heh... heh...

Heh...



OK, I've had a little too many...

Heh...

Heh heh...

*HIC*

Heh...

*Crash*

My head!

My mullet!

Noooooo!





The Pinball Wizard is also hammered.
{Gothic Angel}
*Mentally changes Alice in Chains to Freedom Call*

*Pounces on espresso machine*

*snickers at Jimi*
voices_in_my_head
my espresso machine!
when will you get done with that kids bar?
Ashbless
*deftly slips car keys out of CheeseMoose's and JimiJimi's pockets*

Would you kind souls care to use a taxi this eve? Or avail yourselves of one of the old rooms from the teapot inn? We found the keys the other day. They're quite reasonable in price. One of 'em still has the trapeze.

*locks car keys in register to be reclaimed when they're more sober*

*refreshes the expresso maker's supplies and takes a cuppa*
dancing hamster guy
run run got keep running..... faster faster.....
*pauses running*
thanks for the hamster run - I haven't done this much running since next doors cat
*starts running, racing other hamsters*
ha ha you can't beat me!
El Nino
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 23 2004, 10:33 PM)
my espresso machine!
when will you get done with that kids bar?
*

It's done
dancing hamster guy
can hamsters work here - we are energetic and don't work for much - just a few peanuts a day!
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