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JimiJimi
*Colin builds one*

*He turns it off temporarily for the firework display, but is on guard with a fire extinguisher, which he uses everytime a firework hits the ceiling*
Daria
We need a fireworks and pyrotechnics room in this place.

Colin... ?
Ashbless
Okay, pyrotechnics to the outdoor patio. Lots of lovely sky to set off fireworks and comfy deck furniture as well.

The hamsters are probably still out there with their little shrine to DHG, but they love fireworks as well, so it's all good.
arachnidoc17
*heaves laser light show to outside patio, sets to "one is the lonliest number", covers it with a tarp and waltzes away*

...It's fairly flammable, right?
voices_in_my_head
*lights heap of fireworks while everyones outside*

BOOM!
POP!
Snap!

ohmy.gif um...guys...I think this is going to take more that one fire extinguisher....

oops
arachnidoc17
*runs outside into roaring inferno* WHEEEEEEEE!
Oh. Wait. Pain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*stops, drops and rolls back into the bar*
voices_in_my_head
umm...okay, something to put this out with...

*looks over at the bar*
evil.gif Hmm... I'm pretty sure that Alchohol is pretty good at putting out fires, right?
Ashbless
*Unlocks door to B.I.C.'s office. Goes to safe, unlocks safe, enter special combination into lock. Takes out THE WEAPON. Sets it to freeze ray.*

EVERYBODY DOWN!

*Blasts the flaming Bar with the freeze ray, coating everying in an inch of ice*

Right then.

*Returns THE WEAPON to safekeeping, relocking all locks*

*Sighs, speed dials the repair elves*
*Colin beeps happily from under the ice*

*Ashbless starts giving out the hot drinks from the drinks dispenser*
Daria
*gets out ice-skates*

Hurrah! Skating!


*does a perfect tripple spin, falls on arse and slides into bar from which a mug of hot chocolate falls comicaly in hand without any spills*

Well that was good...
JimiJimi
*Colin happily drills a hole and flies out of the ice, then hovers over to BIC's safe. He sticks his arm out, does some weird flicky movement, and unlocks the safe. He takes out the weapon, does some tinkering to make it rely on 90% less battery power, and make it operate 7 times quicker*

*Colin places it back in the safe, locks it and flies back to under the ice, and covers the hole back up*

*Jimi looks like Jack Nicholson when frozen at the end of The Shining*
Ashbless
Hmm, that'll make it easier for B.I.C. to welcome the newbies. That's generally what he uses it for when it's not locked in the safe.

*Keeps handing out the hot drinks*
voices_in_my_head
*presses face against the ice*

Umm... guys? Could you pour some hot water over me or something?
Quoth(The Raven)
*Santa walks in, looks around, then walks out*
Santa: If I'd wanted ice in my drink, I'd'a stayed home...
arachnidoc17
*leaves pitcher of hot water hanging precariously (sp?) over voices by a string*
JimiJimi
*Colin buzzes over to Jimi and cuts him out of the ice. Then he boils up the water in the bucket to the most efficient ice-melting temperature, the tips it over the ground*

*Colin helps people that are stuck under the ice out*

*Colin goes to bar, gets a glass and starts pouring himself shots of oil*
voices_in_my_head
*looks at colin's drink*


*glances at matches*

evil.gif
arachnidoc17
*walks back into Storage Room*


Hooray! It's the most pointless post ever!
Daria
*slowly creeps up to voices...*

*whispers* "psst- use these"

*hands over some bithday candles that don't go out*


ph34r.gif
voices_in_my_head
*sneaks up behind colin and drops lit birthday candle into his drink*

*gets out another candle*

Those curtains look flamable...evil.gif
arachnidoc17
*pyro senses tingle*
*leaps out of storage room with gas can*
Ashbless
Voices? You do remember you work here, don't you?

*looks at Arachnidoc* There is still the question of rent that can be brought up.

evil.gif
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jul 9 2005, 05:34 PM)
Voices?  You do remember you work here, don't you?
*


*hangs head in shame*
Aww...

Um...how am I supposed to put this candle out?


we're going to have to wait until she leaves, guys.
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*plane flys-by and you see a guy jump out in a birdman suit*

YA BABY! LETS KICK THIS PIG!!!!

*soars toward the door and opens shoot 1000 feet from the door and floats into the bar*

so what'd i miss while i was away?
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jul 9 2005, 06:34 PM)
*looks at Arachnidoc*  There is still the question of rent that can be brought up.

evil.gif
*


ph34r.gif Er... meep.
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*scratches head and looks around*

Where's Maverick?

GWEN!

*Gwen flyes over*

Ah, Gwen, where did Maverick go?
JimiJimi
*Colin looks down at flaming oil*

*Colin drinks flaming oil*

*Colin ejects flames out small hole, burning anything behind him*
Daria
The only way to put out these candles is to blow on them so hard that all the hot wax sprays onto a birtthday cake and all the icing has to be removed.

Or thats how I last managed to put them out anyway.. biggrin.gif
JimiJimi
Are they the relightable ones that you just stick under the tap?

I don't do cakes, and if I did I wouldn't do candles. I don't like the idea of eating something that someone's spat on.

*Colin bobs over to the kitchen, and in a series of whurzles, buzzes, beeps, bleeps, bobs, fuzzes, murgles and shpinklbrudenmabodarangs, has made food for everyone in the bar. Even cheese and pineapple cocktail majiggers*

*Colin takes it all over to the table, shoves it down there, and places sprinkle things on the trifle*

*Jimi dies of astonishment*
voices_in_my_head
Quick, guys! Maybe we can bury him before he wakes up this time!
arachnidoc17
*gets out spaded shovel*
Bury who now?
voices_in_my_head
Jimi, of course! Unless you want to bury any of the passed-out people too.
arachnidoc17
Hmm... Let's start out with Jimi.

*walks out to the garden, sticks shovel in the ground and forces a lump of dirt up*
Daria
Hey! Mind the ancient Native American Indian burial site....
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*gets a pan galactic gargle blaster and sits down to watch the show*

wow....

ooo...

aaa...
Daria
Just don't try to pay with an American Express and we will all be fine...
Moosh
But American Express is the finest method od settleing bills known to man! Haven't you read their junk mail?
SPEAKERfortheLOST
Ok, would you like a reference in the HGTTG?

lets see, entry title...

Matabar... comma ... The

Description: A place....
arachnidoc17
I find credit cards evil.

But then again I find pillows evil.
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*is still waiting for the show*

um...

er...

hey guys?....

um...

what happened?

where is the big show of buring people?
voices_in_my_head
Oh! right!

arachnidoc, Have you finished digging that hole yet?
arachnidoc17
Yeah, it's big enough to fit him in and deep enough to cover him up!
voices_in_my_head
you know, he's been dead for quite awhile. Should we be worried?



Nah.

*pushes Jimi into the hole*
And in case he un-dies (yes, I know it's not a word)
*throws talking nachos into the hole with him*
Daria
*thows in some un-stoppable candles (the ones you can't blow out)*

Ashes to ashes...

Candles to candles...

Funk to Funky....
arachnidoc17
*fills Jimi's hole with three feet of soil*

Anyways... I'm gonna go make me a chili cheese dog.
voices_in_my_head
three feet? That isn't enough!

*hauls in bags of sand*

I think about eight feet should work.
Daria
How about some cement?

Make a statue from him. Give the birds something to stand on...
arachnidoc17
*places cardboard barrier for placement of cement*

*mixes cement in a big wheelbarrow, pours cement in*

Now for the question of the statue. Er... did anyone take art school?
JimiJimi
*Jimi wakes up*

Everything is...

Dark.

Damn, a lot happens when you don't post for two days. And my avatar is down! Good monkeys!

Oh yes, I'm in a hole. With dark. Lo dark.

*Jimi presses a button on a remote control in his pocket. Colin flies across and pulls Jimi out of ground*

Thanks, Colin!

*Colin bleeps*
voices_in_my_head
Awww....

*lock Colin in the storage room*

Now we just have to wait for Jimi to die again.
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*slurringly* Brav-*hic*-O!

That *hic* wash greatsh!

*gets up staggeringly* greatsh job Jimi! *hic*

*attempts to walk over to the quickly hardening cement but falls flat on his face* Whoooooo-*hic-pppssshhh!

*attempts to get up but only manages to push himself on one side* A lishle shelp pleaseh?
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