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arachnidoc17
*rummages through dumpster to find an old burlap sack and a vaccum bag, scampers back to the storage room*

*opens the door to the storage room, places a scarecrow Arachnidoc outside the door and then slams it shut*

That oughta keep him at bay for a while...

(I wonder how long Speaker will stay down there)
voices_in_my_head
*moves scarecrow Arachnidoc into the garden*

*scatters more dirt on the floor to distract colin*
arachnidoc17
*lays down cement floor in storage room*

Fool me once...
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*wakes up just as the baking soda-vinegar bomb explodes making a hole large enough to talk through*

er... Maverick!

*Maverick comes over to hole as Colin begins to clean up the debris that scattered during the blast*

Maverick: Yes?

um.. ya mind finding a way out of this for me?

Maverick: sure.. hold on a sec...

ok...

*Maverick calls all the other cats over and begin to formulate a plan to widen the hole*

um... could ya hurry please, the concrete is getting harder not softer!

Maverick: right! ok, guys lets do it!

*Cats fly off in all directions getting random items and start assembling a large sonic device to blast away the concrete with*

Maverick: ok, we're gonna try to blow this thing off you.

What?!? BLOW!?!?!

Maverick: Hit it boys!

*Gwen flips a switch and the concrete disolves into light airy like products*

Maverick: there! now where did those lizards go?
voices_in_my_head
Oh, heh...Speaker... nice to see that your okay...

Yeah, I'll just be leaving now...

Exit stage left...

*runs out of bar*
tv with legs
*grabs a pool stick and lights it on fire and starts beating random peolple with the flamin pool stick*
THIS IS FUN
*continues beatin the crud out of people until the cops come*
YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE COPPERS. ahahaha
COPS: no jhonny dont jump dont do....
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*picks up Colin and chucks him at VIMH*

YA! and take Colin with ya!

Alright, now I need a drink!

*walks over to bar and gets a Rum Runner*

time to relax...

*sits on couch and kicks feet up on a rather large chunk of wall from the blast*

hey! thats perfectly positioned!

*leans back and takes a drink*
voices_in_my_head
*throws colin back at Speaker*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*produces a large tennis racket from somewhere and whacks Colin right back at VIMH*

HA!

*takes a drink*
voices_in_my_head
*sets Cannon up outside The Bar window*

*shoots Colin back at Speaker, knocking them off their chair*
tv with legs
*acts lke an al capone gangster*
*puls out tommy gun and starts blastin*
nyeh see, youll neva get me coppers. nyeh see
*starts blastin* take that, an that an that! nyeh see.
youll never take that moon shine awy, nyeh see.
voices_in_my_head
*Aims cannon at Tv_with_legs*

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

sorry, couldn't resist
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*as the couch is blown up by the Colin-ball, I push the hidden button on it making the Matabar go into a DEFCON 5-like stage*

HUZZAH!

*10 inch thick steel plates suddenly arise from the ground around the Matabar and connect with a Force-field like thing to suround the bar*

hmm... time to figure out how to undo that...

*weapon consoles appear on the walls, red lights come on, and the Command bunker becomes accessible by a trapdoor under the storage room floor*

now, lets see what this big red button do...

*presses button and a mechanical voice comes over the P.A. system*

VOICE: Missiles will launch in 1 hour.

hmmm... ooops! I'll sit down now...
tv with legs
youll neva get me alive VIMH, nyeh see.
*jumps off a very tall building*
coppers: jhonny no!!!
SPLAT. hey im alive.
*VIMH cannon ball hits TWL back to the bar*
SHHHH. be wery wery quiet. im huntin VIMH
voices_in_my_head
Dangit. I was supposed to be remebering something.

What was it Again?


.....Hmm...



Oh, Yeah, right....the Alamo...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO! again

*Reloads Cannon*
tv with legs
*cannon hits TWLs head*
*facail fetures are all backwards*
you sir, are dispicable
voices_in_my_head
I prefer to be called m'am.

*throws TWL in hole*

*backs up concrete truck*
one down...
tv with legs
*holds up sighn that says uh oh*
arachnidoc17
*As the random violence passes overhead like a hurricane, Arachnidoc is deep in thought about new ways to stop Colin from cleaning his Storage Room. He hates that.*

and to avoid paying rent.
voices_in_my_head
*pours concrete*

TWL, If you don't mind, try not to move around too much- It might help the concrete dry faster.

*sets Colin Outside Arachnidoc's Storage room*
tv with legs
*concrete dries*
*pulls out an acme get-out-of-concrete-fast-drill
*starts drillin my self out*
arachnidoc17
*opens up peepholes*

<.<
>.>
*slides open trapdoor, rolls out a large circular object then closes trapdoor*

*small circular object rolls to the other end of the bar, bursts and covers everything on that side of the bar in a thin layer of grease, which Colin begins to clean*
tv with legs
a-ha!!! im free, time to disco,
*starts discoing*
voices_in_my_head
Have you gotten into the pixie stix again?
tv with legs
umm, umm...
*pulls out a handgun and starts shooting until TWL realizes its a hologram of VIMH*
dang, stupid people withthere holograms and there shirts,...
and there makeout partys and all.
hunh?
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU OLD FART
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 14 2005, 11:45 PM)
umm, umm...
*pulls out a handgun and starts shooting until TWL realizes its a hologram of VIMH*
dang, stupid people withthere holograms and there shirts,...
and there makeout partys and all.
hunh?
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU OLD FART
*

huh.gif

When are the nice men in white suits going to take you away?
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 14 2005, 10:45 PM)
dang, stupid people withthere holograms and there shirts,...
*

Your just jealous that my shirt is so cool.

*Shoots tranq. dart at TWL*
arachnidoc17
Thank-you, Voices.

Now let's bury him in a really bad flavor of Jell-O.
voices_in_my_head
Oh! Can we use the kind with the imatation fruit at the bottom? You know, the kind they pass out for the school lunches?

Please?
arachnidoc17
*sigh* I suppose so. But no cool-whip.
voices_in_my_head
aww.... okay then...

*drags TWL towards a giant bowl that has suddenly appered behind the bar*
tv with legs
*wakes up*
tv with legs
AAAAAHHHHHHAAHHHHHH
GAY CHILD RAPE1!!!
GAY CHILD RAPE!!!
AAAHHHAHHHH
HELP HELP
*blows rape whistle*
tv with legs
no need to fear, under dogis hear
*twl pulls out a hoih cal machine gun and starts shooting underdog*
*under drops dead*'
i can take care of my self thank you
*starts to hears moans*
uh oh, zombies
lock and load marines!!
*OOH RAH*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*large white van blaring a siren pull up out front and out jumps three men in tidy white orderly clothes*

VIMH and arachnidoc in unison: what took ya so long?

Orderly 1: uh... traffic

VIMH: oh ok... hes inside

*Orderly 2 pulls out the larges syringe ever filled with an unidentifiable liquid*

Orderly 2: Where inside?

VIMH: to the left

*the orderlies rush in and jump on TWL, injecting him with the unidentifiable liquid*

VIMH and Arachnidoc in unison: Phew!

*TWL twitches once then becomes entirely limp as he is carried off by the orderlies*

Orderly 3: um... anyone have a straight jacket we could borrow?

*The entire group of people inside the Matabar whip out their straight jackets and raise them in the air*

Orderly 3: wow, didnt know they came in so many colors...

*orderly reaches for the closest one and puts TWL in it*

Orderly 1: ok toss him in the back of the van.

*the orderlies all at once toss TWL in the van and you hear a loud resounding crunch, the orderlies pile in after TWL and teh van drives off*
tv with legs
ooohhh, i always wanted a strate jacket
*back of the van pops open by chance*
nows my chance to escape
MWUHAHAHAH
*TWL rolls out of the van back to the bar*...
arachnidoc17
*God, Kill me now, he's back*



but I still haven't paid rent!
tv with legs
now i just have tofind my way back to the bar...
which is going to be hardin this strate jacket
*thinking: i shold of not eatin that burrito. oh my stomach*
arachnidoc17
Qucik! Lock the doors! Batten down the hatches!
Ignite the couch!

...Okay, DON'T ignite the couch. My bad.
tv with legs
where am i, o wait, sighn says las vegas
torn love notes
Tequillas please, keep them voming.


*Tln walks out of bar drunk asking old men to marrie him*...
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (torn love notes @ Jul 15 2005, 01:27 AM)
keep them voming.
 
*


Vomiting?
tv with legs
i think its coming.
Ashbless
Could it be vooming? As in give them to me with all speed?
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 14 2005, 11:41 PM)
ooohhh, i always wanted a strate jacket
*back of the van pops open by chance*
nows my chance to escape
MWUHAHAHAH
*TWL rolls out of the van back to the bar*...
*

Just when I thought that Texas had driven me crazy... laugh.gif


*locks doors*
tv with legs
[/quote]
Just when I thought that Texas had driven me crazy... laugh.gif


*locks doors*
*

[/quote]


you live in texas too?
*TWL starts walking to a casino*...
voices_in_my_head
sadly enough, yes.

Anyone have an Idea of how close the bar is to Las Vegas? I need to know how long I have to Order more Tranqulizer Darts.
SPEAKERfortheLOST
er.... at last check...

roughly...

2 miles...

you see, its one of those floating party-in-the-sky bars....

ya...

sorry
arachnidoc17
Then how did I make that hole in the ground?
tv with legs
and how do we go out side?
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