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arachnidoc17
Voices, everything is a word when I'm around. Everything. Even claustromaniac. (is that already a word?)
tv with legs
*reaches the bar and reaks haoc*
eat magnectly propellednickel slugs!!!
*shoots doc*
*doc slams into the toilet and TWL flushes and doc is sent 30000 miles in a puddle of blue goop*
mech class guass rifle beats your wimpy gauss cannon
arachnidoc17
0.0 This guy never gives up, does he?

I should be in the center of the Earth by now...

*uses electromagnetic transfusion machine to bolt through the blue puddle*

Loo dee doo...
voices_in_my_head
*sigh*

*drags TWL to the corner*

*removes all Jetpacks, weapons, and anything else that may help TWL*

*throws TWL out the window*

*holds on to support beam*

I need to stop throwing things through the window, Don't I?
arachnidoc17
*jumps out of toilet* Yes you do. *grabs nearby piece of plywood and nails it to the window*
Daria
There seems to be alot of jumping and flying going on.

I think movements should be described in dance steps...

*waltzes across the floor*...
arachnidoc17
There's no way TWL is getting back up here. But just in case...

*whip out little hologram weapons select menu*

I'm pretty sure you don't want to see me dance.
Daria
Go on... dancing under the influence of alcoholic substances is the best sort of dancing...

huh.gif
*shudders at the thought of poles and some bad encouraging...*
JimiJimi
*Jimi is now a solidified version of himself. Although he is still puddle-shape.*

Can I come out? It's dark in here!
arachnidoc17
*opens freezer door, Jimi scuttles out*

*Gasp* Jimi's a crab!
Or he's just really flat. Either one.
tv with legs
what luck, theres a trampoline under me
*TWL lands on trempoline and bounces up to the bar*
*picks up the stuff *
OOH RAH!!
tv with legs
bartender, whisky and creme soda, keep them coming
JimiJimi
You just have to take the fun away from everyone, don't you?

*Jimi scuttles sidewards along the floor, until he reaches Colin*

Jimi: Colin, if I had arms right now I'd bash your circuits in, but seeing as I don't, is it possible for you to make me person-shape again?

Colin: Err... no sir.

Jimi: ...
voices_in_my_head
good thing I keep this Jimi-shaped mold around!

Now we just have to melt you again...
arachnidoc17
Never fear, Arachnidoc is here!

...What was I supposed to do again?
JimiJimi
Hmm... thought there'd be a catch.

But now I have claws!

*Jimi scuttles of sideways clacking claws*

Hehehe!
voices_in_my_head
Melt Jimi back into a puddle, maybe?

This is going to be fun evil.gif

Edit: You know, Jimi, people eat crabs.
JimiJimi
But not Jimi, master human-crab-guy-thing!

Mwehehehehehehehehe!

*Jimi runs around bar chopping up furniture*
arachnidoc17
*puts giant sand bucket over Jimi*

Let's see you get out of that.
torn love notes
huh.gif uuhhhhhh um crabs live in sand and have claws, how strong is this bucket?
tv with legs
*bucket is made of water and splashes on jimi*
*jimi runs free of the peoples wrath and lives in the ocean to breed with female crabs*
woooohoooo
torn love notes
o wow

*doc scurries over to jimi, and stops him from his wild pleasures*

* Jimi summons an army of crabs unto doc*


Can someone add me to this? I don't to do anything stupid
voices_in_my_head
*drops Jimi into boiling pot*
JimiJimi
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 20 2005, 06:23 AM)
*jimi runs free of the peoples wrath and lives in the ocean to breed with female crabs*
*

I think I'll control my own sexual functions from now on.

*Jimi then realises he is in boiling water, and, noticing that the water is infact boiling and not just in a state of heavy bubbling, wonders if crabs are able to squeal in pain*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*Apparently they are.*
arachnidoc17
*maybe I should help Jimi?* Nah. *decides to instead poke him with a stick*
Poke. Poke. Poke.
tv with legs
*with clmplete random chance the pot turns over for some reason and jimi is free*
*jimi joins the military as a crab and is in basic training with a drill sargeant*.......
hey, what happened to the bar!?!?!?
JimiJimi
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

*Jimi climbs out of water*

I'm surprised I didn't think of that earlier.

*He then moves over to the corner of the bar where he uses his stealth techniques to hide*
voices_in_my_head
Hey! look what just came in the mail! Crab-finder 2000! I ordered that months ago. what luck.
tv with legs
noo, i ordered that from ebay, you ordered the crab finder 1999+1, i got the 2000 stupid. jeez, dont steal111
*looks for jimi*...
torn love notes
Unfortunatley for u it was a cheap gag toy from a cheap magazine

*Crab Finder breaks into bits and pieces*

*Jimi chuckles silentlently in the darkness* ph34r.gif
tv with legs
*buys a new one on ebay and uses super duper ultra mega shipping*
wow that was fast *continues finding jimi*
arachnidoc17
http://www.uni-weimar.de/~gleisber/Grafik/...noob/noob04.jpg


*wears heat-vision goggles*

Not so safe now, are ya Jimi?
tv with legs
crabs are cold blooded just to let you know
arachnidoc17
Jimi still has a human organ system, you know.

But, just so you shut up about it, *switches to night-vision and turns off the lights in the bar*
torn love notes
Good thinking

*Jimi is once again trapped under the forces of doc*

*Twl celebrates by raving to music that has nothing to do with rave music, lets say Mates Of State* huh.gif
voices_in_my_head
You know guys, there's a much easier way to find him.

*shouts*
Jimi! If you don't stop hiding, we're gonna sell you to the Red Lobster!
Daria
*wakes up from the corner she has been asleep in, listening to Frank Zappa...*

Mneh?
Wnerk?

*thinks for a bit*

Crabs have pincers. Not claws.

Ah ha!
Found him! laugh.gif

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/dar...aswell/jimi.bmp

But he is now protected under the crab protection act, brought about by months of previous protests by Peta members...
tv with legs
YAY
*TWL celebrates by getting drunkand wearing a traffic cone on his head while naked*
*TNL, VIMH, and Doc tie up TWL naked to a lamp post and take pictures of him*...
JimiJimi
*Jimi, highly confused, morphs back into Jimi shape*

Righty-McHo.

Doo doo dee doo doo doo doo dee doo doo doo...

*Jimi pours self drink*
voices_in_my_head
Dang it! I had the pot of boiling water ready and everything!


QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 22 2005, 01:17 AM)
*TNL, VIMH, and Doc tie up TWL naked to a lamp post and take pictures of him*...
*

You guys can keep the pictures. really. I don't mind.
tv with legs
*wakes up blink.gif *
where am i *notices im 15 feet above the ground*
GET ME OF!!!
voices_in_my_head
*throws blanket over TWL*

maybe tomorow.
tv with legs
get me off*wiggles* oomph get me off
arachnidoc17
Ha ha ha, no.

*sits in front of storage room door with Gauss cannon*
JimiJimi
Ooh, cannonlike.

Any old iron? Any old iron?
arachnidoc17
There's a fork in the road, here.

1. If you were NOT making an obscure reference, then: Well, I COULD fire and old piece of iron out of it.

2. If you WERE making an obscure reference, then I will go ahead and say: I have no idea what you are talking about.
little_bear
*walks into bar naked*

A vodka and coke, if you would barkeep.
JimiJimi
I meant as in those iron mongers who want iron to sell and smelt to make other iron things.

No, it was not obscure. I think that's usually covered by my general oscureness.

*Jimi starts fiddling about with a midi keyboard*

OK, now when I hit play, the magicalness of computer midi synths will be coming out of my keyboard!

*Silence*

Damnit.

Vinegar and baking powder again, please.

*Jimi makes 'bomb*

*Jimi hides bomb in wall*

*Gooey vinegarey foam begins to seep from under wall*

Ah, to hell with it.

*Jimi throws grenade*
Ashbless
*fields grenade, and tosses it outside*
Pyrotechnics = Patio. Okay?


*glances up at TWL, grins*
I also have no interest in getting you off. tongue.gif
I may free you later if you quit packing weaponry into the Bar, maybe.


*serves up L.Bear's drink*
How is DHG lately? Do you see him at all over summer holidays?
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jul 24 2005, 08:47 PM)
*glances up at TWL, grins*
I also have no interest in getting you off.  tongue.gif 
I may free you later if you quit packing weaponry into the Bar, maybe.
*

ph34r.gif *hides cannon behind back*
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