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voices_in_my_head
For some strange reason, the Idea of An emo demon ammuses me...

*begins swatting mice to the outside of the bar*
arachnidoc17
The thought of anything emo frightens me.


C'mon, no-one wants to play a game of darts? Do I smell or something?
torn love notes
Emo things are cool, if you understand the story behind why that particular song, poem etc. is Emo

I'll play darts with you wink.gif
JimiJimi
*Jimi lifts his head up slightly*

Weeeeell, now I know what aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the fuss... the fuss is abouty.

I never imagined how lemon wrapped around a laaarge gold...

*Jimi smacks his head back on the bar, and begins to slowly fall off his barstool*
arachnidoc17
*is about to throw dart, but instead looks behind at Jimi, who is about to fall off his barstool*

Someone should really help Jimi.

*shrugs, looks back and throws dart*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Arachnidoc's dart not only hits dead center on Dart board, but pins a flying mouse by the tail, in the process...*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Surprised, Arachnidoc's next throw goes wild, and hits a flying mouse, which pops like a soap bubble, leaving the dart sticky, and stuck in the floor, inches from JimiJimi's head....*
torn love notes
Well, that really sucks for the mouse, yet no one seems to care

*tln throws second dart and throws way off, only to find that he hit twl...*
tv with legs
OOOW, YOU JERK OFF!!! THAT HURT!!!
i cant bleed you know.
*pulls out dart*
*TWL and demon buddies continue to play pool*
JimiJimi
*Jimi wakes up, and slowly begins to focus*

Ooh... dart...

*Jimi picks up dart, and notes the release of a red liquid when in contact with the skin*

Do you serve that stuff in glasses?

*Jimi gets a glass from behind the bar, fills it up with his blood, and just before passing out again, TWL swipes the glass and shares the contents with his friends*
voices_in_my_head
*hands TWL a glass of water*

There you go... a glass of water... yep, just normal water... not holy in any way.... nope.
tv with legs
uhh, no thanks, ill pass, i have no need for liquid, im a zombie! smile.gif
*sees a rat, and TWL grabs rat and tears it up and feast on its flesh*
(muffled) whuh?
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 30 2005, 04:24 PM)
uhh, no thanks, ill pass, i have no need for liquid, im a zombie! smile.gif
*sees a rat, and TWL grabs rat and tears it up and feast on its flesh*
(muffled) whuh?
*


*Arthur flies in, and sees TWL with rat...*
Arthur: I leave the bar for a few minutes, and someone starts Bogarting the snacks...
*Arthur sticks a claw in the air, popping a flying mouse.*
Arthur: Mice, mice, everywhere, and not a one to eat... *Sighs*
JimiJimi
*Jimi wakes up for hopefully the final time*

Hmm... surprising lack of hangover. Oh well.

*Jimi takes glass from voices and throws it at TWL*

Ha! Now you're wet!

Err... Oh... Sorry about the whole melting thing, I didn't realise that that would happen...

*Colin hovers up to Jimi and flies past and cleans floor and knocks on storage room door and runs away from voices with hammer and dodges mice before flying back into his hut which he built and prays to his robot god for using the word 'and' too often*

*Jimi narrowly avoids heat-seeking missile*
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jul 30 2005, 02:27 PM)
*hands TWL a glass of water*

There you go... a glass of water... yep, just normal water... not holy in any way.... nope.
*

it wasnt holy water stupid,
im going to a trip to hell, catch up to yall later
*demon buddies spawn TWL demonic zombie and them selves to hell*
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 31 2005, 03:58 PM)
it wasnt holy water stupid,
*

Now, Now, Don't call people stupid... Go sit in the corner.

QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 31 2005, 03:58 PM)
im going to a trip to hell, catch up to yall later


I thought that you were already in Texas? laugh.gif
Quoth(The Raven)
*Arthur swats a flying mouse, which pops in midair...*
Arthur: Hmmm. I think I see what's happened... When the mouse fell into the purple stuff, it mutated and multiplied, but gained no extra mass... so the original mouse was stretched thinner than the skin of a soap bubble. This makes the flying mice unstable... until they start eating, and gaining mass...
*Flicks flying mouse away from his hamburger...*
Ashbless
*Kittens swoop in*

One claw swipe each will probably get them. Sushi for the kitten that gets the most!

*Ashbless swats another flying rodent towards Guppy, who snaps at it.*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Flying mouse falls into pitcher of beer, which bubbles and foams, then explodes, releasing a dozen more flying mice... which pop like overstretched soap bubbles...*

Arthur: hmmm. must not have eaten anything...

*Quickly finishes off his hamburger*
arachnidoc17
*swings out of storage room wearing a pirate costume*
Yarr!
*attempts to skewer hamburger on scimitar*
Aye, 'tis a great beef vessel. 'Tis a shame I'll be piratin' it.
Quoth(The Raven)
Arthur: Hey! my hand was there, a split second ago! If you want to share, ask, but my hand isn't on the menu!
tv with legs
*sees a skinned and limbless body*
interesting senery
Quoth(The Raven)
*Arthur pops five flying mice in a row, and scratches a hashmark in the bar*

Arthur: Hey, can I get in on that sushi action?
Quoth(The Raven)
*Tobias flies in for a bowl of Peanut soup, swerves to avoid flying cats and mice, lands on bartop...*

Tobias: what's up, pops?

*Arthur looks around. Arachnidoc is dressed as a pirate, and is having an animated discussion with a zombie, over a skinned corpse, the air is full of flying mice, who are being caught by winged cats, who pop them with their claws, like soap bubbles, some of the flying mice are zooming in to eat patrons' food, trying to gain extra mass, in order to NOT to pop when clawed, and Ashbless is in the corner, using a mouse swatter as a lightsabre, playing Jedi knight, slicing and dicing flying mice with great glee...*

Arthur (Sighs): Same old, same old...
voices_in_my_head
*puts fly covers over the food*

*begins chasing after mice with a needle*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Tobias drinks his soup, shooing away flying mice, until he's drained the bowl*

Tobias: Ah, that hits the spot! how about a Peanut butter sandwich, and an application?

Arthur: Application?

Tobias (Sighs): Gotta earn my soup, somehow, Dad. I'm a family man, now...

Arthur: I don't know how BIC feels about nepotism, but I'm sure we can find something for you to do... after all, I'm drawing a paycheck, now, and nobody officially hired me.

Tobias: Really? How did that happen?

Arthur: I don't know. I just showed up, and started working, just for something to do, and a paycheck started showing up in my box, here...

Tobias: Really? Couldn't hurt to try, I suppose... Guess I'll start with Rodent control...

*Tobias gulps down the last of his sandwich, and flies out into the bar, clearing the air in front of him with gouts of green flame, which pop/fry flying mice, but doesn't harm kittens or people... Keegan gets caught in the blast*

Keegan(Giggling): hey, that tickles!

Tobias: Sorry!

*Tobias continues to cut wide swath in clouds of flying mice...*

Arthur(Sniff): That's my boy!
tv with legs
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jul 31 2005, 08:39 PM)
*Tobias flies in for a bowl of Peanut soup, swerves to avoid flying cats and mice, lands on bartop...*

Tobias: what's up, pops?

*... and is having an animated discussion with a zombie, over a skinned corpse, ...*

Arthur (Sighs): Same old, same old...
*

*uses demonic powers to talk telepathicaly*
how can yall talk to me when im in hell
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Jul 31 2005, 10:24 PM)
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jul 31 2005, 08:39 PM)
*Tobias flies in for a bowl of Peanut soup, swerves to avoid flying cats and mice, lands on bartop...*

Tobias: what's up, pops?

*... and is having an animated discussion with a zombie, over a skinned corpse, ...*

Arthur (Sighs): Same old, same old...
*

*uses demonic powers to talk telepathicaly*
how can yall talk to me when im in hell
*



Arthur: I must be good for business! The Zombie trade alone has doubled, since I've been here!

Tobias:Zombies don't drink, much, pops... Twice nothing is still nothing...

*Tobias polishes drinking glass*
arachnidoc17
*swoops down, steals a martini*
Robo-pirate strikes again!
...
Oh. Right.
Arachni-pirate strikes again!
JimiJimi
*Colin creates stash of super mice killy majigs in leaves them in the corner just incase anyone is interested*

Ooh, super mice killy majigs!

*Jimi test-fires one, popping half the mice in the bar. Unfortunately, at least half a dozen then comes out of each popped one*

Needs work, Colin.
arachnidoc17
*swings around at rope, flailing scimitar, popping mice*
Yarr!

*notices buried treasure under barstool*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Tobias is polishing glassses*
Arthur: I thought you were on Mouse patrol?
Tobias: Too much competition... The peeps seem to love popping 'em.
Arthur: 'peeps'?
Tobias: People, pops, customers.
Arthur: Oh.
Tobias: The flying mice actually seem to be bringing in customers. Who knew?
*Arthur and Tobias duck, as maverick chases a flying mouse over their heads*
Maverick: Sorry!
Tobias: Hey, Pops! show me how to make a Tahitian Sunset, again...
voices_in_my_head
*hooks net up to the ceiling*

Okay, everyone out, I'm gonna try to drop the net on 'em!
tv with legs
*is seeing whats going on in the bar though demonic powers*
ugh, yall are pathetic,
*summons 6 demons to the bar to take care of the mice*
demon#2 uhh, yeah, sry bout the burnt pentagrams on the bar floor.
*demons use there powers to summon and burn the flying rats and mouses to hell*
:back in hell:
hey look, its raining rats and mouses
flying rat#617 i told you we should of gone to the Mcdonalds!!
voices_in_my_head
*wonders if TWL is aware that the concept of hell isn't to be relaxing*
arachnidoc17
*sprays holy water all over the demons*
Ha ha ha, now you're melting.
And we're supposed to be PATHETIC.
...
Yarr.
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 1 2005, 07:31 PM)
*wonders if TWL is aware that the concept of hell isn't to be relaxing*
*

im a cross between a demon and a zombie, its nice and relaxing to me biggrin.gif
Ashbless
*doles out sushi for the flying cats*
tv with legs
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 1 2005, 08:11 PM)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 1 2005, 07:31 PM)
*wonders if TWL is aware that the concept of hell isn't to be relaxing*
*

im a cross between a demon and a zombie, its nice and relaxing to me biggrin.gif
*


damn you, !!!, noooo
*demons get spawned back to hell*
demon#6 hey, were back!
Quoth(The Raven)
*Meanwhile, in Wyvern's pockets, the flying mice she scooped up earlier (In Tribe Wyvern), are gorging themselves on cookie crumbs, until each mouse has gained twice the mass it should have, and devides in two. Where three of the mice filled her pocket, there are now six well fed but hungry rodents, seeking a way out, and bulging the pocket, until the seams give way. Now, instead of the thousands of poppable flying mice, there are six who won't pop, but will devide, once they've eaten enough...*

Wyvern(Noticing her pocket is now empty): oops!
tv with legs
*decides to stop using powers and summons a floating pentagram to see whats going on*
*looks through the pentagram*
good lord!!!
THERES HELL ON THE BAR!!!
im going there my self!
*spawns in the bar*
holy hell!!
its here again!!!
*decides to send everything in the bar to hell*
WWWOOOSH FLING!!
hey, where did everybody go?
:meanwhile, back in hell:
doc: wtf? were in hell
WIMH:nnnooooo, i was to young to not die and go to hell!!
quoth: hey i see twl through the pentagram
TNL: hey, its raining rats and mice!
:back in the bar:
hey guys, ill be right there, dont move!!!...
Quoth(The Raven)
Quoth: It's not nice to fool with a nature spirit!
*Snaps fingers, sending kittens, dragons, and self, back to bar*
Quoth: anyone else need a lift?
tv with legs
ummm i see you got it covered, but i think everybody else like doc and VIMH need to come back.
ugh, ill get them.
*spawns back to hell*
*spawns back to the bar with Doc and VIMH*
uhh, im tired
arachnidoc17
Okay, that's it.
*starts chanting psalms in a pirate accent and sprinkles holy water everywhere*

...

*plunders a big barrel 'o' whiskey*
Yarr!
Quoth(The Raven)
*Arthur starts toting up...*

Arthur: Let's see, now... at last count we had about a thousand popping flying mice, six unpoppable flying mice, six flying lizards, six flying kittens, Two Pendragons, one Komodo dragon, one pirate, one Zombie/demon, one Zombie, a Wyvern, a TV with legs(!), several patrons...

Tobias(Sings):and a partridge in a pear tree...
Quoth(The Raven)
*Hamster comes up, and bites Arthur on the tail...*
Arthur: Oh, yeah. And about a dozen Hamsters.
*Arthur backhands hamster off the Bartop*
voices_in_my_head
Funny, but I think Hell was a bit cooler than Texas.

*gets out butterfly net*

Let's see if I can get those last few mice...
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 1 2005, 10:53 PM)
Funny, but I think Hell was a bit cooler than Texas.
*


And drier than South Carolina...
Quoth(The Raven)
Quoth: *Ahem!*

Arthur: and one disgruntled Nature Spirit...
arachnidoc17
Hmm. This may be enough booty to severely pimp the Storage Room.
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