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voices_in_my_head
*Runs after mice with the net*

At least y'all get rain.
arachnidoc17
ha ha ha, God hates Illinois. It rained ONCE the entire summer.
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 1 2005, 11:05 PM)
ha ha ha, God hates Illinois.  It rained ONCE the entire summer.
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Y'all must've sent it down south... we've had tons of rain, the past two weeks...
Quoth(The Raven)
Flying Mouse #1: we gotta find some food, soon! I'm starving!
Flying Mouse #2: Let's go back to Tribe Wyvern!
Flying Mouse #3: Yeah, they always have cookies, there...
Flying mice #s 1-6: Let's go!

*Flying mice head towards currently deserted Tribe Wyvern...*
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 2 2005, 12:08 AM)
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 1 2005, 11:05 PM)
ha ha ha, God hates Illinois.  It rained ONCE the entire summer.
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Y'all must've sent it down south... we've had tons of rain, the past two weeks...
*


Yep. The trick was to blow REALLY hard.
JimiJimi
Jimi: Hmm, this place isn't so bad, once you get used to the unbearable heat. What do you think of it, Colin?

Colin: I'm beginning to melt, sir.

Jimi: That you are. Need a little help with that?

Colin: No, I have a handly me-shaped-mould here, thank you sir.

Jimi: Is that... Adolf Hitler?

Colin: No, that's the guy from 'Sparks'.

Jimi: Is he dead?

Colin: No, why do you ask?

Jimi: Because we're in hell.

Colin: No, we're in the toilets of The Bar.

Jimi: ...

Jimi: Oh.
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 1 2005, 09:53 PM)
Funny, but I think Hell was a bit cooler than Texas.

*gets out butterfly net*

Let's see if I can get those last few mice...
*

you got that right!!
tv with legs
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 1 2005, 09:38 PM)
*Arthur starts toting up...*

...one Zombie/demon, one Zombie, a Wyvern, a TV with legs(!), several patrons...

Tobias(Sings):and a partridge in a pear tree...
*

those zpmbies and TWL are me just to let you know.
JimiJimi
Money! Dah dah dum doo doo dee doo doo dah dah dum doo doo dee... Money!

Ah, Pink Floyd. A band I never really liked yet whose music is so damn catchy.

*Jimi starts to make assorted money/cash register sounds*

Anyway, there doesn't seem to be an exit in these toilets.

Bob Dole: You got that right. I can't get out, and I'm Bob Dole.

Jimi: Yeah, whatever.

*Jimi fades out accompanied by many 'whoo whoo whirrrrrrr' noises*
arachnidoc17
*busts through bathroom door*
Yarr!
*sees how disgusting the bathroom is*
Ew. I think it's moving.
*slams door shut*
Daria
*Timidly knocks and opens from the otherside, on a strange door which wasn't there before, but is just one of those very handy doors*
Hellooooooooo?
*Entire bar stops, looks round. There are kittens, hampsters, lizzards, zombies, spirits and many other perhaps undescribable things standing still in mid-combat/ motion*

Errr... This is weird. I went to the ladies about a week ago, and must've taken the wrong turning... This must be a parallel bar- Everything is upside down and the wrong colour...

*Notices a very handy switch next to the very handy door, with a label saying "Gravity and disco lights"*

*flicks switch*

*contents of the bar rights itself and the disco lights switch off*

Well... that certainly was one of those very handy switches.

*In unison, the whole of the bar shrugs and resumes their previous activities*

huh.gif
JimiJimi
QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 2 2005, 08:19 PM)
*In unison, the whole of the bar shrugs and resumes their previous activities*
*

Except Jimi who's locked in the toilets.

Well, I say locked, but I mean no-doorified in the toilets.

Wait, where did Arachnidoc come in from?

Aha! Third cubicle from the left!

*Jimi dives into toilet and gets blown back out the Guiness beer tap*
arachnidoc17
No door?

Damn, where DID I come from?
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 2 2005, 02:19 PM)
*Timidly knocks and opens from the otherside, on a strange door which wasn't there before...
*

Daria, I think we all know why you shouldn't go through doors that wern't there before!
http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/little...irlbunnies.html
laugh.gif

*paints door onto wall*

Now try to get out!
Daria
*Pulls out her crayon she stole from that b**** Penny earlier...*

Here, use this...
JimiJimi
*Jimi squeezes his way out the Guinness beer tap*

Ow, this is painful... Colin, turn the tap on.

*Jimi flies out of tap in a mixture of Jimi, blood and Guinness*

Mmm... tastiest blood I've ever tasted...
tv with legs
wow, its all wierd in the bar,
BACK TO HELL WITH ME!!! TNL is still in hell!!!lol
*spawns in back to hell*
*sees six demon freinds playing poker
demon #5 i see you and rase you seven
voices_in_my_head
I love this place. It makes me feel normal...
arachnidoc17
*goes back to storage room*
Now where did I leave that thing...
Here it is!
*floats out of storage room in a tiny hovering pirate ship*
voices_in_my_head
*watches Pirate ship float across the room*

Very, very Normal.
tv with legs
:back in hell:
i think ill send them a gift
*shoves a buch of flying flaming skulls through the pentagram*
that ota keep those flying animals at bay, and theyre impervis to holy water!
:back at the bar:
*doc on his flying ship*
ohoy!!!! there mateys!!
quoth: hey look,flying skulls are coming out of a time rift!
VIMH: and theres a note, it says...

to all plp at the bar, i bring these flying flaming skulls to help with your problems at the bar. they have been told to take care of anything flying thats is not beer or drinks.

best wishes from hell
TWL
voices_in_my_head
*throws water on the skulls*

You said nothing about normal water.
tv with legs
*the shulls just stay in mid air looking blankly and confused*
VIMH:hunh?!?!
*skulls continue about there ways*
Ashbless
Oy! Cats!
Wyvern has catnip at Tribe HQ!

*flying cats quit trying to think of ways to attack the flaming skulls and decamp for Tribe Wyvern*

*Ashbless hangs up apron and heads over there as well*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*suddenly apparates inside the matabar*

*winces*

ouch! now... where are we...

ah yes...

Bartender! A drink please!

*sits down at bar*

sorry bout that apparation, twas an act of desperation...

*receives drink, downs it in one gulp, and orders another*
arachnidoc17
*Steals Speaker's second drink*
Yarr!

...I'm a pirate. It's what I do.
lebigcheeseneit!
*clik/clack boots*

::pushes out new swinging doors.

sits down on stool.::





i make a killer mohito...
arachnidoc17
But not killer e-nuff, yarr!
*swipes spurred boots*
You'll never catch me! Yar-har-harrr!
*floats ever-so-slowly to the storage room door*
tv with legs
*flying flaming skulls continue to kill all the flying things in the air(except for doc)*
:back in hell:
well, isnt this nice, my very ownflying pet skull, 5x stronger than the others.fly my pet fly!
:back at the bar:
Doc: arrgh yarryarr hardy har ye mateys*shooots a cannon with super sonic speed at VIMH* im a pirate, its what i do.
VIMH: *holds up a sighn that says(ow)*
Quoth(The Raven)
Hey! don't kill the flying lizards! They give the kittens exercise! The same goes for the flying mice that are left (The ones that don't pop)! Although, I suppose a few flying skulls about the place will come in handy on halloween... Now the hamsters, on the other hand...
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Aug 2 2005, 08:20 PM)
sorry bout that apparation, twas an act of desperation...
*

Your a poet and you didn't even know it.

anyway...

*fires guns at arachnidoc for payback*

I'm a Texan. It's what I do.
tv with legs
yay texas!!!
Quoth(The Raven)
Arthur: Hey! don't import any more predators to take care of the Hamsters! Just take down the no predation sign, and I'll take care of 'em! For free, yet!

Tobias (Shaking his head): you and your Hamsters, Pop!

Arthur: we come from a long line of Mousers, son, and Hamsters are just very meaty rodents... (Slurp!)

Tobias: Ew!
arachnidoc17
*crosses gangplank to bar stool*
Yarr!
*starts swinging scimitar aimlessly*
*chops off Voices's Arm*
Aww, c'mon, now my arm's all severed 'n' stuff.
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 2 2005, 10:16 PM)
*crosses gangplank to bar stool*
Yarr!
*starts swinging scimitar aimlessly*
*chops off Voices's Arm*
Aww, c'mon, now my arm's all severed 'n' stuff.
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Actually, I have a creme for that... (What? dismemberment happens so often around here, i could make a fortune selling the stuff...).
voices_in_my_head
Where's that needle and thread Cath gave me when I joined...?
Here it is!
*sews arm back on*

*gives Arachnidoc 'The look'*

*Arachnidoc falls backwards off of his barstool*

Voices: 1 Doc:0



Edit n' stuff: Quoth, how could a cream cure a severed arm?
tv with legs
what exzactly is "the look"
cuz if it is what i think it is, i can do it to!
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 2 2005, 10:27 PM)
Where's that needle and thread Cath gave me when I joined...?
Here it is!
*sews arm back on*

*gives Arachnidoc 'The look'*

*Arachnidoc falls backwards off of his barstool*

Voices: 1 Doc:0



Edit n' stuff: Quoth, how could a cream cure a severed arm?
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Well it doesn't cure it, exactly... you reattach the limb, and spread the cream on, which fuses the skin back together seamlessly, and promotes healing... It works quite well with needle and thread, or even superglue...
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 2 2005, 11:00 PM)
what exzactly is "the look"
cuz if it is what i think it is, i can do it to!
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Now, THAT's Frightening...
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 2 2005, 11:00 PM)
what exzactly is "the look"
cuz if it is what i think it is, i can do it to!
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I'm afraid that it's a thing that only Girls can truely master. I belive that they hand out a little booklet in the hospital on how to do 'the look'. It's a sort of refresher course for the mother, so that they can then teach the wonderfull and powerfull weapon to their daughters.
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 2 2005, 11:11 PM)
Well it doesn't cure it, exactly... you reattach the limb, and spread the cream on, which fuses the skin back together seamlessly, and promotes healing... It works quite well with needle and thread, or even superglue...
*

In that case, may I have some?
JimiJimi
*Jimi continues to watch flying skulls. Colin is flying after them with a fire extinguisher*

Jimi: Oh give it a rest Colin, it's pointless!

Colin: Exterminate!

Jimi: Ooh... bugger...

*Jimi hides under a table and instructs everyone else to do so*

Jimi: He's having one of his funny turns, he must have been watching Doctor Who last night...

*Colin begins burning holes in the plaster with his laser eyes*
tv with legs
aahh man, i well, i can posses people and give them demonic looks
YAY!!!!
:back in hell:
*TWL heads over to the nearest bar*
bartender! bloody mary and some scotch!
tv with legs
you know,those heads CAN retaliate. and their fire is from hell, like that would be able to be exstigushed.
arachnidoc17
*floats over to colin, swipes him into the boat*
Colin: Wheeee!
Arachnidoc: No! You're a prisoner! You're not allowed to have fun!
Colin: Wheeee!
JimiJimi
I'm sorry about that, he must have been watching Pirates of the Carribean aswell.

Is it true that Keith Richards is gonna be in the sequel? Keith bloody Richards? I'm surprised he's still alive. I'm assuming that he'll be thinking that he's a real pirate and not notice all the cameras and the script.

Anyway. Back to real life. I mean Matazone. The two are beginning to blur together.

*Jimi ducks down as hovering pirate ship, flaming skulls, unpoppable mice and kittens dart overhead*

Hmm... why can't I ever have any fun?

*Jimi pulls walking bipedal battle tank out of pocket and clambers in*

Whee hee hee hee hee!

*Jimi trudges along at a top speed of 3 mph*
arachnidoc17
*fires space-age pirate cannons at Jimi's walking tank*

Yarrr!
JimiJimi
*Fires laser cannons and tears a hole in Arachnidoc's hull*

Ahahaha!

*Colin fixes hole*

No, Colin, you're on my side. You're his prisoner, not his first mate... err... first robot...

*Jimi extends robotic arm and grabs Colin, who then flies back over to the ship again*

Stop that!

*Jimi extends robot arm and switches Colin to 'off'*

Right.

*Fires laser cannons and tears a hole in Arachnidoc's hull*
voices_in_my_head
What a wonderfull thing.. I just so happen to have my screwdriver handy...

*picks up Colin and runs off*
arachnidoc17
*welds metal plate to hole in hull*
You knew it was coming.
*fires space-age pirate cannon at walking tank*
*tank leg is ripped off, Jimi is struggling to stay balanced but finally tips over*

Yarr.
JimiJimi
Bugger.

*Jimi glues wooden plank to leg*
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