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voices_in_my_head
*brings Colin back*

There you go. He's much better now that he isn't constantly happy.

*colin begins writing bad poetry*

Colin: "my soul...is like a hole.. or an empty bowl..."

Oh, god, What have I done?
arachnidoc17
...You've taken his talent chip out, yarr?
voices_in_my_head
So that's what that thing was.

...


Whoops.


No! Colin, Give me the Emo Glasses! I need to destroy them before they take over your mind... um... computer!
Quoth(The Raven)
[quote=Quoth(The Raven),Aug 2 2005, 11:11 PM]Well it doesn't cure it, exactly... you reattach the limb, and spread the cream on, which fuses the skin back together seamlessly, and promotes healing... It works quite well with needle and thread, or even superglue...
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In that case, may I have some?
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Sure! *Tosses tube of healing creme, which bounces off Voice's shoulder* Oops! That was the bad arm, I take it? My bad. Anyway, that should fix you up, in a jiffy!
arachnidoc17
Yarr, catch Colin, 'farr he gets to the Hot Topic!
voices_in_my_head
*rubs creme on her arm*

*watches as the skin grows back together*

Oh, that's a creepy feeling... Thanks, though.. Wait - is my arm supposed to turn purple?


No! Colin!
*runs to the bar door, and nails it shut with her good arm*

*Colin sits down to write poetry about how "the doors of life keep shuting in his face"*
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 3 2005, 07:33 PM)
*rubs creme on her arm*

*watches as the skin grows back together*

Oh, that's a creepy feeling... Thanks, though.. Wait - is my arm supposed to turn purple?


No! Colin!
*runs to the bar door, and nails it shut with her good arm*

*Colin sits down to write poetry about how "the doors of life keep shuting in his face"*
*


Purple? The only other time it turned purple, it was a reaction to Chernobyl brand vodka... 80% alcohol, 5% gamma radiation... (15% who knows what...). The color should fade, once you've metabolised the alcohol...
voices_in_my_head
*Looks down at her arm*

Yeah.. the purple's gone but... now it has polka dots....That's not a good sign, is it?


*smashes Colins' Emo glasses*

*gets out Screwdriver*

I've got to fix this... Before he drives us all crazy.
arachnidoc17
*wraps up Colin in rope and ties him to a barstool*

I'm gonna need that back, I use it to push people off the Plank.
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 3 2005, 07:48 PM)
*Looks down at her arm*

Yeah.. the purple's gone but... now it has polka dots....That's not a good sign, is it?


*smashes Colins' Emo glasses*

*gets out Screwdriver*

I've got to fix this... Before he drives us all crazy.
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Polka dots? That indicates an allergic reaction to plomeek feathers... been to Vulcan, lately?
voices_in_my_head
Can't say that I have...

Wait... it's doing something...

*arms falls off again*
well, that can't be good...

*puts screw driver in her good hand (you know, the one that's still attached)*

Hmm... I still don't want to make him permenently happy again...
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 3 2005, 08:13 PM)
Can't say that I have...

Wait... it's doing something...

*arms falls off again*
well, that can't be good...

*puts screw driver in her good hand (you know, the one that's still attached)*

Hmm... I still don't want to make him permenently happy again...
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Hmmmm. This is a really tough case... the creme is only meant to be used on normal dismemberments... Arachnidoc must have put something strange on the blade of his sword... The needle and thread should have keep the arm on, while the creme did the healing... whatever 'Doc did, it dissolved the thread, too...
voices_in_my_head
*stares at Arachnidoc*

I'll forgive you if you fix Colin.

Um... Medic?
tv with legs
i heard that!
im sending a medic there!
*TWL sends a hell medic to the bar*
:back at the bar:
*all hell is loose, flying objects, an emo robot, really bad poetry, a priate,ect...*
*doctor spawns in*
doctor:(speaks unknown language)
*flaming skulls, knowing what the doctor is saying, drags VIMH to the doctor*
VIMH: noooo noooo!!AAAHHHH!! RAPE RAPE!!!*blows rape whislte*
*doctor looks at severd limp and shoulder*
Doc:Yarr!!!
*medic lights some candles around a pentagram with VIMH in it and starts chanting*
BOINK!!!!!
VIMH:YAY!!! my arm is back!!!, now i can continue about my emoness!
*medic spawns back to hell*
Ashbless
*wanders in, trying without much success to brush off sparkling glitter*

And I wander into tribe HQ, why? smile.gif

*Takes Colin and the screwdriver*

Hmm.

*Pulls out Matabar book, turns to the section on bots, twiddles a bit*

How's that?

Colin: I've an ache in my diodes all down my left side. Not that anyone cares. Brain the size of a planet and all I do is clean. Sighhhh.

Hmm. *Takes the cover back off again.*
JimiJimi
That's the wrong robot from Hitchhiker. We want the happy robot from the fifth book.

Look, give him here.

*Jimi puts towel around Colin's sensory circuits, and for once is quite unhappy about having his panels ripped off*

*Jimi shoves piece of wire through chip*

There we go, constantly happy. Although he's gonna start going back to the time of burbling around the ceiling again.

*Colin burbles up to the ceiling*

Colin: Thank you so much sir for re-fixing my eternal state of happiness. Although at the time I don't remember being quite so happy about it.

Jimi: You're welcome, little fella.

EDIT: I wrote this entire post out (except this bit) whilst using a wireless optical Logitech trackball with low batteries. That'll teach me to use old computer bits and bobs from the bupboard.
arachnidoc17
*gets off of pirate ship, grabs it with one arm and runs into the storage room, slamming the door behind*
Eep.
JimiJimi
*Jimi clambers down from tank, presses button on Colin's back and disappears*

Jimi: Arachnidoc may have the storage room, but I have a temporal vortex!

Colin: I'm sorry sir, the temporal vortex is the other button.

Jimi: Whatever. This place is great for fixing up robots. There's no gravity, and only a box of tools.

Colin: Yes, we're in deep deep space.

Jimi: Deep deep space?

Colin: Yes. Space so deep, sir, that it has been forgotten by everything, hence why there is nothing.

Jimi: What about the toolbox?

Colin: The true definition of 'nothingness', despite the common belief of being nothing, nothingness itself is actually nothing and a toolbox.

Jimi: Right. Anyway, I'll get fixing the robot thing.
voices_in_my_head
*looks down at her arm again*

I've just had my arm fixed by a demonic doctor. There's got to be a catch...

Ah well...
*picks up bottle of rootbeer*

*bottle shatters from the pressure*

Hm... I could have fun with this...
arachnidoc17
Well, if you feel a burning sensation in the general SOUL region, you might want to contact a local priest or minister.
JimiJimi
Jimi: OK Colin, I've fixed and upgraded the robot.

Colin: Ooh, how nice.

Jimi: Now, you have to sit down and watch the Terminator movies for the next seven hours so that you don't go off with Arachnidoc's pirate ship. And just incase you try to sneakily watch any pirate movies, I'm gonna reprogram your circuits so that you hate pirates.

*Seven hours and a reprogrammed chip later*

Jimi: Right, now to travel through time, space, and a load of other crap back to the bar!

*Schwivle schwivle gongalongalong chiggachugga choooo choooo WEEEEEEEEMboooOOOOOOO cyow cyow cyoh cyoh cyoo kabuggley buggley WAN-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-purchoooOOOOOOOO*

Jimi: Tremble in fear at my might walking bipedal robotic battle tank! You shall all... wait... I'm in the bloody toilets again!

*Jimi charges through the wall into the bar. Colin hops out the back and replasters the wall*

Jimi: Tremble in fear at my might walking bipedal robotic...

Jimi: Where is everybody?

Jimi: Where's the bar?

Jimi: Colin... where are we?

Colin: In the precise location of the Matabar, 2,000,000,000 BC.

*Jimi presses button on Colin's back and appears in the Matabar*

Jimi: Right, trembleinfearatmymightwalkingbipedalroboticbattletankblahblahyaddayadda. Now, where's arachnidoc?
arachnidoc17
*raises hand*
Preesent. Yaargh. But this time I am prepared.
*sets up reinforced titanium reflective wall majigger*
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 4 2005, 11:32 AM)
*looks down at her arm again*

I've just had my arm fixed by a demonic doctor. There's got to be a catch...

Ah well...
*picks up bottle of rootbeer*

*bottle shatters from the pressure*

Hm... I could have fun with this...
*

so yeah, about that arm, you have demonic strenght. didnt think about that, the procedure was ment for demons, but owell. lol! oh yeah, you may have super strenght but not invunerablebility or anything super, just one super strong arm.
:back in hell:
*TWL is drunk and is in a fight with demon*
voices_in_my_head
No problem.


Who wants to shake hands?
JimiJimi
*Jimi sends down giant robotic hand to Voices*

*Creeeeeak Grooooan random metal grinding noises*

Gawd, it's like an arm wrestle...

*Jimi reluctantly pulls arm away before any damage is done*

OK Arachnidoc... CHAAAAAARGE!

...

Oh, sorry, I forgot to turn it on...

*Powering on noises*

*woooo000OOOOOO*

OK, chaaarge again.
arachnidoc17
*pushes button that makes metal leg extend in front of Jimi*
*Jimi trips on the leg*
It's effective AND cliche!
JimiJimi
*Uses newly installed srimech to right self*

Oh, you's a-goin' down!

*Fires crazy laser cannon and puts hole in Jolly Roger*
arachnidoc17
*flips "off" switch on Jimi then tips him over*

...That was my favorite Jolly Roger.

*lifts up red Jolly Roger*
JimiJimi
*Flips switch on and puts blu-tac over it to prevent further pushings*

*Extends heavy-duty high-power electric cutting torch at Arachnidoc, and begins to make nice gooey marks in the side of the ship*
arachnidoc17
...

*brings out massive plasma cannon, and fires huge bolts of blue plasma at Jimi*

Boom, baby!
tv with legs
:back in hell:
I WANNA JOIN THE FRAY!!!!
JimiJimi
Well, then you're gonna need some sort of fighting contraption...

*Loads sheilds*

*Hello, Welcome to Not-Quite-Micro-Soft Shield 2005*

*Loading shields*

*Shields loaded 100%! Would you like to save your current shield settings? Or have an animated paperclip talk to you about them?*

*Jimi finally makes one incision with the torch cutter into the ship, and fills the hole with plastic explosives*

Boom, baby! Aha, I stole your line!

*Detonates explosives*
tv with legs
oh, okay.
*sticks arms in the air and says some words*
wwoooong!!!
my mech is here!
*the mech is not normal, its a bio construct made of flesh, bone metal, death, rot, ect.
hehehe
*spawns with mech to the bar*
:back at th bar:
Doc:yarr!
*TWL and his bio mechanical mech spawn in*
pwnage right there noobs!
*fires ppcs and plasma at doc and jimi*
voices_in_my_head
*watches the battle for awhile*

rolleyes.gif men.

*goes back to crushing things with her arm*
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 5 2005, 12:29 PM)
*watches the battle for awhile*

rolleyes.gif men.

*goes back to crushing things with her arm*
*

LOL!!
JimiJimi
You may have a weird-ass powerful machine, but I have Colin!

*Jimi holds up Colin, who deflects all incoming thingummies*

And of course my shields. Sorry Colin, I'll reboot the shields...

*shooo000OOO*
tv with legs
do you have anyhitng what a ppc does?
particle projectoin cannon.
colin is now vaped or his electronics are screwed. hehehe
voices_in_my_head
Why didn't you just hold a big magnet up to his body?
JimiJimi
Colin can withstand such feeble things! He's been factory tested, look, there's a trading standards mark of approval stamped on his arse.

Plus, his electronics are screwed enough, he's permanently happy.

*Jimi fires chicken launchers*

Mwuhahahahahahahaha!
tv with legs
but he cant stand the depths of hell.
*summons colin to hell*
now his soul shall be in hell for ever
hes not a machine in hell, so he can be unhappy, and his fears are true. to bad
now about that chicken launcher.....
arachnidoc17
Ha ha ha. Jimi and TWL are forgetting one thing...

I'm a mad scientist. Slash pirate.

*pushes button, gigantic tesla coil comes out of floor and whirs to life*

I win.

*Electric arcs emanate from the coil, TWL's machine is shut off and Jimi's biped tank's systems are completely fried, bar's lights flicker on and off and eventually burst*
voices_in_my_head
*Hands Arachnidoc, Jimi, and TWL brooms*

You guys get to clean up this time.
arachnidoc17
TWL, get Colin back up here.

*pushes button, hiding the Tesla coil*
voices_in_my_head
Oh, no.

I'm feeling Evil today. Your going to do it yourselfs.

What? I do work here... I'm just usally not a very good employee...
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 5 2005, 01:41 PM)
Ha ha ha.  Jimi and TWL are forgetting one thing...

I'm a mad scientist. Slash pirate.

*pushes button, gigantic tesla coil comes out of floor and whirs to life*

I win.

*Electric arcs emanate from the coil, TWL's machine is shut off and Jimi's biped tank's systems are completely fried, bar's lights flicker on and off and eventually burst*
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how can my machine shutdown, ITS FROM HELL AND HAS NO METAL IN IT, well, it does, but made of medal.it can never shutdown, and can almost never die.
and im not bringing colin back for a while, he creeps me out
*shudders*
*fires missle at doc*
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 5 2005, 05:30 PM)
how can my machine shutdown, ITS FROM HELL AND HAS NO METAL IN IT, well, it does, but made of medal.it can never shutdown, and can almost never die.
and im not bringing colin back for a while, he creeps me out
*shudders*
*fires missle at doc*
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You wanna be that way?

*splashes holy water over TWL*
*TWL screams in agony as the blessed H2O sears through his demonic skin*

EDIT: If it worked with electricity, it would ahve been fried anyways. biggrin.gif
tv with legs
ahhh, *@#$ you!!!
*holy water is now gone*
good thing my machine and me are now immune, to it now.
*fires a barrage of weapons at Doc*
arachnidoc17
Ha ha ha. No-one is immune to Jesus H. Christ.
*Stabs TWL with a crucifix*
TWL: Nooooooooo!
*TWL appears in Hell, stuck behind a demonic table of some sort which he is unable to ... find his way around... or something... Point is, he can't get out.*

Pirate - priest - mad scientist power all the way.
Quoth(The Raven)
*Arthur checks previously unseen watch*
Arthur: Aaaaand... we're off duty. and none too soon...
Tobias: Yeah. Guys, try not to destroy the place while we're gone, okay?
*The two Pendragons fly out of the bar...*
Arachnidoc: I thought they'd never leave! Paaaartay!
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 5 2005, 03:59 PM)
Ha ha ha.  No-one is immune to Jesus H. Christ.
*Stabs TWL with a crucifix*
TWL: Nooooooooo!
*TWL appears in Hell, stuck behind a demonic table of some sort which he is unable to ... find his way around... or something... Point is, he can't get out.*

Pirate - priest - mad scientist power all the way.
*

stop hullincinating and taking acid, its bad for you.
btw, its just a piece of wood, but dont tell anyone.
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