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arachnidoc17
That's what they all say, until they get damned for eternity in Hell.

For there to be an Up there must be a Down.
For there to be a Satan there must be a God.

You're jsut mad 'cause you're stuck behind a demonic table wink.gif
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 5 2005, 07:58 PM)
That's what they all say, until they get damned for eternity in Hell.

For there to be an Up there must be a Down.
For there to be a Satan there must be a God.

You're jsut mad 'cause you're stuck behind a demonic table  wink.gif
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like i said, your high and hullicinating. and even if that was true, I AM A DEMON!!!!!\zombie. SUCK IT!!!
*shoots mre stuff at doc and jimi*
Mittens322
tongue.gif *hic* I'm not drunk. *hic* I've only had 20 beers. *hic* You don't care. *hic* Nobody does. *hic* I'll rule the world one day! *hic* You'll see! *hic* You'll all see! *hic* dry.gif *hic* But untill then, *hic* I'll sit here drunk. *hic* I mean not drunk! biggrin.gif
Quoth(The Raven)
*A chorus line of Frogs in pink Tutus start high kicking their way down the bar in front of Mittens...*
voices_in_my_head
laugh.gif
What lovely imagery...
eleraama
*cranks up loud, potentially obnoxious european dance music*
*parties like 1999 was six years ago*

Well, if this can't be a gay bar, it might as well be fun!
tv with legs
*parks bio mechanical machine on the curb and goes in side*
BATENDER! bloody mary and a zombie! leave a bottle of white lightning also!
JimiJimi
*Jimi clambers way out from under toppled machine*

Hmm, I spend most of my time in this bar unconscious. Ah well.

But Tesla coil? No fair! Right, Colin? Oh yeah, he's in hell. One sec...

*Jimi dives up Guinness beer tap into the toilets, then jumps into the eigth urinal from the right*

Weeeeee! OK, so I'm in hell. Colin? Cooooliiiiin?

*Colin trundles up*

Colin: Hello, sir.

Jimi: You're sounding pretty unhappy. Any particular reason for that?

Colin: They removed your fancy wiring.

Jimi: Meh, whatever. We need to...

*Jimi presses button on Colin's back*

Jimi: ...get to deep deep space. Ah, here we are.

*Jimi refixes Colin's wiring*

Colin: Oh, how grand of you to do that, sir!

Jimi: No problem. Anyway, big machiney thing. Needs fixing. Needs anti-Tesla coiliness. Can you do that?

Colin: Hmm, I could make it organic, I suppose...

Jimi: Meh, yeah alright.

*20 hours of terminator movies, RoboCop and fixing machines later*

Jimi: Ooh, it's alive!

Colin: Yes.

Jimi: Can it be stunned?

Colin: No.

Jimi: Die of blood loss or malfunctioning of vital organs?

Colin: No.

Jimi: Hmm, can it die of any of the crazy crap that Arachnidoc and TWL have on them?

Colin: Well, yes, but hopefully the shield should hold them back for a while.

Jimi: Coo'.

*Jimi presses button on Colin's back*

Jimi: Well, I've got my machine fixed... ish...
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 5 2005, 10:18 PM)
like i said, your high and hullicinating. and even if that was true, I AM A DEMON!!!!!\zombie. SUCK IT!!!
*shoots mre stuff at doc and jimi*
*


Oh, so I'm high now. This is just getting silly. I think we should beat TWL until he comes back to his senses. Until then, we will have him re-classified as clinically insane.

Jimi- I'm a scientist. Tesla coils are fair game.
tv with legs
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Aug 6 2005, 03:43 AM)
*Jimi clambers way out from under toppled machine*



....Jimi: Well, I've got my machine fixed... ish...
*

but you are still in hell, hmm bout that.
*thinks*
walk trough the pentgram!!

what do you meen im insane!
your insane, you are hulcinating about hell, for all i know, the plp with smiles and those funny jackets should be here soon. they wont believe you. SO STOP TAKING DRUGS!!!
voices_in_my_head
*sneaks up behind TWL and straps him into a Titanium straight jacket, with no possible way to get out*

Yes, No way to get out, even with the help of people/things from hell.


I win.
arachnidoc17
TWL : YOU'RE ALL TAKING DRUGS! STOP SHOOTING YOU KNOW I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER!

...Yeah. So, Jimi, you should put a mini bar in your new tank thingy.
voices_in_my_head
I've just got off of the phone with the nice people in the white suits. They said it'll take a minute.

*white van pulls up outside*

Or not...
arachnidoc17
*men in white grab TWL and shove him into the back of the truck, this time making sure he can't slide out*

TWL: YOU'RE ON HALLUCINOGENS! I AM NOT TIED UP YOU ARE BEING DEFEATED! BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

*white van fades out of view*

Well, apparently we've landed now.
voices_in_my_head
Or they've just driven off of a cliff...
tv with legs
i hate yall!, its yall who are wrong not me.
i know how to get out of this.
*eyes turn red and evil*
*van explodes in a hellish fire*
*TWL walks out perfectly fine with out the strait jacket on*
im a demon\zombie, what can i say?
...i win.
*spawns back to the bar*
:back at the bar:
OMG, i just forgot, TNL has been in hell all this time. LMAO!!!!
JimiJimi
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 6 2005, 04:42 PM)
but you are still in hell, hmm bout that.
*

Can't you see me? I'm right here! I just pressed the button on Colin and I'm outta hell. He's a pretty useful little guy.

Wait, how did he get in the truck if we're flying? I'm assuming that we landed or something. Anyway...

*Installs mini-bar, and fires big-ass laser cannon at Arachnidoc, tearing a hole in his face*

*Fires crazy thing at TWL, which wraps him up in unbreakable thread, which won't break no matter what he or anyone/anything else does. There is absolutely no way that he can get out until I use my own mystical powers on him and let him out. There. tongue.gif *
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 6 2005, 11:05 AM)
Yes, No way to get out, even with the help of people/things from hell.


I win.
*

*straight jacket appears on TWL again*

See? My plan is foolproof.

*sprinkles holy water over the Straight jacket*

Just in case.

Who wants to help me throw him over the edge?
JimiJimi
And he's in my patented unbreakable thread. I'm working on unbreakable rope aswell. Ever wondered where moop gets his tape from? Ah.
arachnidoc17
Hey, now there's a hole in my face!

*dons particle shield-generator belt and flips the switch*
*blueish field is generated around Arachnidoc*
arachnidoc17
Now to fix this gaping hole in my face.

*reaches in back pocket for HyperFaceStitcher 4000*

Ah yes, the mother of all face-fixers.

*stitches face up seamlessly*
JimiJimi
*Hmm, a personal shield, eh? Well...

*Fires up shields*

Shield MX Professional 2005! How'd you like that!

*Fires more crazy laserness at Arachnidoc*
arachnidoc17
Microsoft?
*Fires big cannon 'o' IE windows*

*Jimi's shield turns blue, with the Blue Screen of Death words zooming across it*
*Jimi's shield powers down*

Lucky for me I used Mac.

*fires plasma cannon at Jimi's machine thingy*
JimiJimi
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 6 2005, 10:18 PM)
Microsoft?
*

No, Macromedia. Do some research and find out what all their other programs are called.

*Rendering Arachnidocs post irrelevant incorrect obsolete, Jimi's shields power back up*

Die!

*Fires laser cannons*

Laser Cannons: Byoo! Byoo! *General firing noises*

Colin: I'll fire an EMP!

Jimi: NO!

*Both machines power off*

Jimi: Well done, Colin.

Colin: Sorry. I'll just turn back time a few seconds.
arachnidoc17
Oh yeah. MX does not equal XP.


Stupid Arachnidoc.


Fisticuffs time!
tv with legs
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Aug 6 2005, 01:49 PM)
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 6 2005, 04:42 PM)
but you are still in hell, hmm bout that.
*

....There is absolutely no way that he can get out until I use my own mystical powers on him and let him out. There. tongue.gif *....
*


you never said anything about my hellish powers.
*spawns some else in the bar and reapaers somewhere else*
haha, the strait jacket is off.
and i havve gotten an imunity to holy water
*walks out side*
*puts for rent sighn on the big 75 foot, 80 ton bio mechincal machine*
rent sighn:25 bucks an hour
*goes back inside*
Baretendr, one zonbie!
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 6 2005, 09:10 PM)
you never said anything about my hellish powers.
*spawns some else in the bar and reapaers somewhere else*
haha, the strait jacket is off.
and i havve gotten an imunity to holy water
*walks out side*
*puts for rent sighn on the big 75 foot, 80 ton bio mechincal machine*
rent sighn:25 bucks an hour
*goes back inside*
Baretendr, one zonbie!
*

Exatcly. Yours don't apply because they're not the same as Jimi's powers. (*when did you get powers, Jimi?) NULLED
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*walks into bar*

hmmm...

*hands whip out of pockets, brandishing two rings: one set with a HUGE Ruby the other with a HUGE Jet, says an incantation, and the Matabar freezes in place*

ah... thats better... now lets see...

Jimi, I dont like your use of those powers, so... *says an incantation* no more for you! in one year you will have your powers back...

Doc, you were very right! you now have Jimi's old powers. May you use them better...

TWL, W.T.H.?!? Scary how you used your powers for such interesting result... so... *says an incantation* no more powers for you either, in one year you will get them back...

Doc, congradulations you also get TWL's old powers as well!

now... time to get a drink and relax...

*looks around at the destruction*

OK.... right....

*says an incantation and the Matabar is instantly returned to normal*

now, for that drink...

*says an incantation and the Matabar returns to motion*
tv with legs
sry, you cant take my powers. i was born with them, well, reborn with them after i comutted suicide. anyways, my powers are still with me. suck it!
Quoth(The Raven)
* Continuity cop walks in...*

Wot's all this, then? too much insanity goin' on, here! Th' fabric of reality is under stress! These multidimensional conflicts must stop, or the whole reality of the bar may collapse, taking TWL's version of Hell with it! Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing... Just stop it, hear? On your heads be it!

*Continuity cop stalks out, to sound of jeers and boos...*
Quoth(The Raven)
Actually, as this is BIC's creation, only He (Or his authorised delegates) can lay ground rules, in the bar... where is he, anyway?
Quoth(The Raven)
Hmmm.... Who IS in charge, while BIC is away, anyway? The above two entries were tongue in cheek, but I think we do need a bit of refereeing, here... This is just getting silly (And I should know from silly...).
Quoth(The Raven)
Just kidding, folks! When're you comin' back? sad.gif
pgrmdave
QUOTE
Who IS in charge, while BIC is away, anyway?

QUOTE
Members of staff: Black Wings; Ashbless; Dancing Hamster guy; Voices in my head; and Cassidy.


My guess is these people are in charge.
JimiJimi
*Jimi, being very annoyed at having his mystical powers taking away (which by the way was only a thirty day trial anyway), flicks Colin to 'mystical power setting'*

*Jimi presses button on Colin, and leaves his Matazone soul in deep, deep space while he goes down to London for the week*
Daria
This is crazy. I go to a music festival for a couple of days, and look what happens!

I'm glad things have returned to... err... a state of supposed normalness which could be only described as bizarre...
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 6 2005, 11:40 PM)
sry, you cant take my powers. i was born with them, well, reborn with them after i comutted suicide. anyways, my powers are still with me. suck it!
*

Unfortunately, no-one believes you anymore since you have been re-classified as clinically insane. *makes TWL show-dance with his mystical powers* Heh heh heh.
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Aug 7 2005, 01:56 AM)
QUOTE
Members of staff: Black Wings; Ashbless; Dancing Hamster guy; Voices in my head; and Cassidy.


My guess is these people are in charge.
*


MWAHAHAHA!

Now, all of you - go sit in a corner. laugh.gif
Daria
Do I have to?
SPEAKERfortheLOST
yes, and you must wear this hat...

*hands Daria a really, really big sombrero, which makes it imposible to get into the corner*

HAHA!!
Ashbless
Did you also hand Daria some tequila or a mohito to go with her styling sombrero?

Except for the rhino-hiding, the combat is fairly interesting pub entertainment. I think the repair elves or Colin can probably patch up the damage. B.I.C.'s general policy was weapons free drinking but I'm not too sure how to enforce it.

Hopefully he'll wander back soon. I know he pops in occasionally. I think real life has him. Must send out the ninjas to retrieve him.
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SPEAKERfortheLOST
well she didnt exactly get to go to the corner for no reason... (she already had a bottle of tequilla in hand and was chugging away)

now i must make my leave for the night...

*sigh*

i have to begin my new semester tomorrow...

see ya'll later!
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 7 2005, 02:39 PM)
Do I have to?
*

Hmm... I suppose that you haven't done any major damage...

I guess not. You've been a good girl.

*hands Daria a Lollipop*
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Aug 7 2005, 05:22 PM)
Did you also hand Daria some tequila or a mohito to go with her styling sombrero?

Except for the rhino-hiding, the combat is fairly interesting pub entertainment.  I think the repair elves or Colin can probably patch up the damage.  B.I.C.'s general policy was weapons free drinking but I'm not too sure how to enforce it.

Hopefully he'll wander back soon.  I know he pops in occasionally.  I think real life has him.  Must send out the ninjas to retrieve him.
ph34r.gif  ph34r.gif  ph34r.gif
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Yeah, I remember, now... there WAS a no weapons policy when BIC was around to enforce it... I think that's where we've been taking a wrong turn, lately...
arachnidoc17
0.0 Oops.

Hey, Jimi started it.
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE
Yeah, I remember, now... there WAS a no weapons policy when BIC was around to enforce it... I think that's where we've been taking a wrong turn, lately...


*hides gun*

Yeah, I agree... ph34r.gif

Edit: Arachnidoc, How in the world were you not even in this thread, and you still managed to post before me?
arachnidoc17
I did it quickly. Quietly. Internet ninja.
Ashbless
Y'know. All those powers he's got the use of. tongue.gif
Daria
I like tequilla and dancing in the rain...

la la la la laaaaa....

*hic*
tv with legs
im bored.
*summons horeds of zombies in a nearby forest*
*cocks waepons*
anybody wanna go shooting zombies?
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