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voices_in_my_head
Go for it.

Wait... I thought I told you to sit in the corner?
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 8 2005, 10:28 AM)
Go for it.

Wait... I thought I told you to sit in the corner?
*

nope.
*spawns to the forest*
Daria
Pan won't like it...

*Pan materialises, and kicks twl's arse. He then summons his wood nymphs and they do a secret dance which makes twl disappear into a puff of sparkly somke*

I told you he wouldn't like it...
tv with legs
?????? who is pan
arachnidoc17
TWL, question marks usually go AFTER the sentence, not before.

Peter Pan, maybe?
tv with legs
:in the forest:
*twl is choopping and shooting up zombies*
hmm, this is fun, its like an apocalypse.
*walks around*
a dead guy, with a wallet!?!?!
uh oh, the infestatoin has not been contained.
BAM!!!
*a zombie was creeping up behind TWL and TWL shot its face off.*
better warn the bar.
*spawns back to the bar*
:back at the bar:
attentoin everyone, a zpmbie infestatoin has been sited. we must barricade this bar!
*people just stare at TWL and go about there bissuniss.*
ok, were screwed
(well techniquly not me, im half zombie.)
arachnidoc17
Padishah. I've taken on giant robots and things that clean. I think I can handle a horde of really old people.
tv with legs
ummm, these arent old plp, and they are really strong, and they can kill very easily, just by touching, like i said, we better barricade the bar.
arachnidoc17
Please. They're ZOMBIES. They're practically harmless.

*opens up bar window, grabs a zombie by the arm into the bar, snaps the zombie's arm off and bludgeons it to re-death*

Ha.
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 8 2005, 07:44 PM)
Please.  They're ZOMBIES.  They're practically harmless.

*opens up bar window, grabs a zombie by the arm into the bar, snaps the zombie's arm off and bludgeons it to re-death*

Ha.
*

just to let you know, that zombie is not dead, and zombies can only die if the nervous system does.
arachnidoc17
A-hem.
*holds up zombie's head*

Looks pretty dead to me.
tv with legs
the zombie head is still alive.
*it bites arachnidoc*
Doc: oh sh*t
TWL:here take this
*doc takes the the shot*
told you so.
you were almost dead.
arachnidoc17
Bah, it was a head. What was it gonna do, wink at me?

Which reminds me I think I still have my old living heads in jars in the sto...

...

...I mean PICKLE JAR COLLECTION. I have a PICKLE JAR COLLECTION in the storage room.
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 8 2005, 08:36 PM)
attentoin everyone, a zpmbie infestatoin has been sited. we must barricade this bar!
*

Oh no! Not a zpmbie infestatoin!

Those zpmbies. Always messing things up.


Living heads? UH... I MEAN PICKLE JARS.

Do they talk like in Futurama?
arachnidoc17
Not much. This one guy-er...jar wouldn't shut up about Canadians in the 1890's though.
tv with legs
yeah, we are really screwed. THERE ARE ZOMBIES!!!
*plp just ignore TWL*
fine im going to hell
*spawns to hell*
:at the bar..."'
VIMH: aahhhhh. zombies have enterd the bar!
Doc:ahhhh OMG !!! we gotta do something, guick in the stor.. AHHHHH
Quoth*using her powers to kill zombies* there are to many of them oh my go AAHHHHH.
Colin:*still in hell*
VIMH: *ppicks up a gun* how do i use this thing!?!?! *shoots her self while trying to figure how to shoot it.*
*zombies start to feast on the flesh of the bar people*
Doc: ahhhh nooooonoooo, ahhhhh!!!
SOTL:nooo omg, dont, help, help, help, nooo , AHHHH!!!
= it seems like everyone has died or been zombiefide =
arachnidoc17
*TWL is standing still, eyes wide, mumbling about zombies*
*Arachnidoc waves hand in front of TWL's face*
I think he's in a trance...

I told you he was insane.
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 8 2005, 09:00 PM)
*TWL is standing still, eyes wide, mumbling about zombies*
*Arachnidoc waves hand in front of TWL's face*
I think he's in a trance...

I told you he was insane.
*

thats your zombie concience, jeez, whats with you and thinking im insane.
fine, ill change everything back
*puts hands in air and chants*
*everything goes backwards in a blur*
= we arive at the bar before twl goes zombie shooting =
TWL: hmm, i was going to summon some zombies to the forest, but now i have an urge to not to. enh oh well, BARTENDER, one bloody mary and a zombie!
voices_in_my_head
Aww...
I was really looking foward to a zpmbie infestatoin.

QUOTE
VIMH: aahhhhh. zombies have enterd the bar!

Well, thank god they didn't 'enterd the bar' I'd hate to clean up after them.
arachnidoc17
You killed yourself for super-powers. You ARE insane.
voices_in_my_head
Hmm...

He's got a point, you know.
tv with legs
no, im a demon, or my soul was, i commited suicide to bring out the demon inside.
so, im a demon\zombie.
voices_in_my_head
Have a cookie, dear.

Some very nice people will be here in a few minutes to um.... talk to you.
and give you medications.

*pats TWL on the head and skips off*
tv with legs
i wonder where those flying skulls are?
ahh, there they are.
*skulls flying around looking for anything flying to kill*
i think its time for yall to go home.
*sends skulls back to hell*
voices_in_my_head
*looks over at the pentagram*

*puts on angel costume*
This ought to be interesting.
*jumps through pentagram*
tv with legs
*demons look at VIMH and dont really do anything and dont care.*
VIMH:aww man
voices_in_my_head
evil.gif

*sprays Holy Water all over hell*

*steps back through the pentagram*

Ahem. I win.
tv with legs
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Aug 8 2005, 09:30 PM)
evil.gif

*sprays Holy Water all over hell*

*steps back through the pentagram*

Ahem. I win.
*

not really, where did you get the holy water.
and if you did bring any the demons replace it with normal water with oout you knowing it. the power of demonic powers.
torn love notes
haha! thank You TWL .
*TLN Summons armies from hell to cause mass chaos on Earth* *VIMH Cries hopelessly seing that all if this is her fault*
tv with legs
since when did you have demonic powers, HUNH? HUNH?, NO, YOU DONT!!!
only i do, it took a while to.
*shoots ball of plasma at TNL* see you dont have powers.
*notices that TNL is no mre and all that is left isa pile of ash*
oh F*ck!!
*says a couple of words*
*TNL is restored*
TNL:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHH
TWL:woah, calm down dude
TNL :AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
TWL:ummm, *walks slowly away*
voices_in_my_head
My god. two crazy people.

Have fun.

*runs out of thread, still in the angel costume*
torn love notes
Uh yes, I have Demonic powers! mad.gif

*Luckily for TLN he was wearing a giant self heating trojan condom*



*Takes off condom, fills it with shaving cream, and beats the living crap out of vimh*

*TLN makes a truce with TWL to end all arguments between them, both laugh at the sight of all the Earth being taken over by Satan and Demons* biggrin.gif
tv with legs
ummm yeah, that mite get out of hand.
*summons demons out of earth and back to hell*
man, satan is going to have my ass when i go back
bartender, zombies, keep them coming.
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 8 2005, 11:14 PM)
no, im a demon, or my soul was, i commited suicide to bring out the demon inside.
so, im a demon\zombie.
*


...

Remember when you hallucinated about being a mobster (or something)?

You are a psychopath in complete loss of reality.
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 9 2005, 08:10 AM)
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 8 2005, 11:14 PM)
no, im a demon, or my soul was, i commited suicide to bring out the demon inside.
so, im a demon\zombie.
*


...

Remember when you hallucinated about being a mobster (or something)?

You are a psychopath in complete loss of reality.
*


well, ..uhh,...ahem, i just, always wanted to do that.
voices_in_my_head
Arachnidoc, your up against two crazy people.

Two crazy Texan people. They are the most dangerous, after all.
arachnidoc17
I've lived with two Texans for my entire childhood. I think I know what I'm up against.

If my memory serves correct, everyone in Texas loves homemade tamales.
tv with legs
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 9 2005, 10:07 AM)
I've lived with two Texans for my entire childhood.  I think I know what I'm up against.

If my memory serves correct, everyone in Texas loves homemade tamales.
*

oh, those are hicks, we are not hicks, we are, well, we are certanaly not hicks.oh yeah, make that 3 texans. TNL too.
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 9 2005, 11:17 AM)
oh, those are hicks, we are not hicks, we are, well, we are certanaly not hicks.oh yeah, make that 3 texans. TNL too.
*

I was Talking about you and TNL. I may be crazy, but so far, I haven't summoned Demons into the bar or killed everyone.

QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 9 2005, 10:07 AM)
I've lived with two Texans for my entire childhood.  I think I know what I'm up against.

If my memory serves correct, everyone in Texas loves homemade tamales.
*


And they have guns. And like tea without sugar.
Except for me.

Oh, and commit a crime, and we'll fry your a**
Wait- that is our motto, right?
tv with legs
hmmm, this is killing the matabar.
BARTENDER, bloody maries!
voices_in_my_head
*hands TWL a glass of water*

You're scary enough sober.
tv with legs
awww, fine!!
ill just play pinball.
*plays pin ball*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*a large white van pulls in up front, out comes 4 orderlies in tidy white orderly uniforms and a doctor in tidy white doctors scrubs*

Doctor: ok where are they?

uh... inside...

Doctor: and their names are what again?

uh.. lets see... there's TWL and TLN...

Doctor: ok boys go get 'em!

*The 4 orderlies rush into the Matabar and to loud applause carry out a sedated TWL and a stuporous TLN*

Doctor: right then, if you need anymore help just call, you apparantly know the number.

Alright... peace doc...

Docotr: see ya later.

*the orderlies unceremonously throw TWL and TLN into the back of the van and climb in after them, the doctor climbs into the passenger seat, and the van squeels its tires as it drives away*
torn love notes
*While inside the van TLN and TWL decide to pull the opening trigger for the truk of the van*

I'm sure we all know that a lady was once kiddnapped in the back of a car, and ever since cars are made with an escape trigger.

*Stranded in the middle of nowhere TLN and TwL start to walk in the direction of the sun. Hopng it will lead them back to the bar for Scotch and Tequillas*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
QUOTE (torn love notes @ Aug 9 2005, 04:35 PM)
I'm sure we all know that a lady was once kiddnapped in the back of a car, and ever since cars are made with an escape trigger.
*


apparantly they dont realize that those devices are only on cars... and the fact that they're both delusional and heavily sedated
arachnidoc17
I don't think either of them realise that they are in a crazy van...

No person in their right mind would give a crazy person the chance to escape...

Plus, they have straight jackets on.

Even if, the men in white scrubs would've realised that they escaped and gone back for them.

*TLN and TWL are still inside the van*
arachnidoc17
So, where is Colin?
SPEAKERfortheLOST
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 9 2005, 04:46 PM)
So, where is Colin?
*


he...

was...

um, dism... sent to get something! yes thats it sent to get something...
arachnidoc17
Oh.

Well, if... er when he "gets back", tell him to clean that spot up riiight over there.

*points to green stain on floor*

*rat walks onto stain, floor under stain drops down, circular saw blades underneath floorboards start spinning*

Er... Hem.
tv with legs
colin is in hell, i forgot to take him back after the big battle.
*TWL and TNL eyes gloew yellow as the white van exsplodes and all of its occupants are killed in a gory mess*
*TWL and TNL are not harmed*
TWL:easy enouhg!!
*TWL and TNL spawn back to the bar*
TWL:note to self, send the inssne assylume and the white vans to hell
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