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dancing hamster guy
*knocks out mum with spinning kick*
ha, cornered!
little_bear
*Comes out fighting*

Have at you sir!

*Connects with a powerful left hook, then follows up with an uppercut to DHG's chin. DHS is reeling, he's on the ropes, he's eating the proverbial canvas, what will happen next!?.*
dancing hamster guy
*blood flies from my mouth*
*pulls out small pocket knife*
back off bear - back off or I'll put a maggot hole in your stomach
*bear backs off (gone to lesson)*
yay I win !!!!
*celebrates with other hamsters*
Ashbless
*Deftly lifts car keys and knife of DHG*

Those who go armed with knives to pubs aren't looking for fun - they're looking for trouble. wink.gif

*locks both into register*
*Brings the hamsters a round of doubles and more peanuts*
biggrin.gif
*phones in a double order of peanuts*
little_bear
*Leers at DHG*

Next time pal, next time....

wink.gif
dancing hamster guy
*hides knife in fur*
what knife?
El Nino
Sorry DHG Ashbless is right no knives will be tolerated in this bar. *lifts flame thrower in warning*
JimiJimi
OK, if you want to appear in the anim, just specify your hair colour, gender, shirt colour, trouser colour and shoe colour* I am making a note of everything, the boxing ring, the games room etc. and it should be done fairly soon.

Also, CheeseMoose has one cool av.

*For all hamsters, please specify fur and tail colour...






The Pinball Wizard needs a vacation...
Ashbless
*Starts hanging decorations*

Because I can, AKA the boss fellow, is having his 500th post fairly quickly.

*gives out some festive hats*

I say we throw him a shindig.
I'll post it in my sig. and we'll see how many will pack into the Bar.

3 pm tomorrow sound good? I'm thinking British time. It'll be 6 am for me but I'm usually here around then anyway.

*mixes a punch which begins smoking slightly*




P.S. to JimiJimi: Ashbless is female and has waist length brown hair.
voices_in_my_head
I'm too lazy to look this up, so... what time is that in america?
If it's before 4:00 I can't attend.
okay JimiJimi, brown hair half-way down my back, I'm a girl if that wasn't obvious, usally wear yellow converse shoes, jeans, and choose any shirt color other than green. Yes, i'm picky biggrin.gif
good luck!
Ashbless
*brings in brightly coloured mylar balloons in different shapes*

Must remember to invite some other groups.

*grins as a scuttler shaped balloon, followed by hamster shaped balloons, drift by*
Ashbless
*wanders in with a port-soaked fruitcake in the shape of a pool table*

*triple checks the store of beverages*

*runs the vaccuum over the couches, sweeps, and tidies*

*does a sound check on music equipment*
How does an open jam session sound?
I'd love to get Social Failure but I think they're only a RL band.

*starts the kitchen on munchies*
voices_in_my_head
*hands ashbless dartboard-shaped balloon*
I think You missed this one.
I really hope i'm out of school before the party... if not, then i'll come in late for some left-over cake...
dancing hamster guy
yay I should be there with a group of hamsters (my family)
Black-Wings
oooo.. Can I add a ball pit in the corner? Like those really fun ones that are filled with lots of coloured balls. Man, those are SO much fun.
dancing hamster guy
I don't know the last time I let a hamster in one of those I never saw it again - maybe we could have 2 - one for people another smaller one for hamsters!
*starts building hamster size ball pit*
Ashbless
Party day!

*listens to the crickets*

Well, people should wander in soon, maybe.

*One last sweep, space cleared for dancing, comfy couch moved to BIC's office*

*Adds port to fruitcake*

*Gets the Jukebox to play stuff by Clawfinger*

*puts out noisemakers*
Ashbless
*waves*

Hiya Boss!

*blows noisemaker*

Hi DHG, glad you could make it.
*gets DHG and his posse a drink of their usual*
El Nino
Wow you've all been busy

And all for me

___________THANKS EVERYONE_________
dancing hamster guy
*crowd of hamsters gather and start singing*

happy 500th post to you
happy 500th post to you
happy 500th post to Because I Can
happy 500th post to you

hip hip hooray! well done for sticking it out!

heres a cake for your present *hamsters jump out saying congrats*
you can have the hamsters too!

thanx for being a great boss!
dancing hamster guy
ignore (double post)
Ashbless
*Grabs BIC for a slow dance*




*Watches as he dashes out for a minute. *
Maybe he's not a dancer?

DHG, would you like to dance?
dancing hamster guy
*hamsters sing romantic song for ashbless and BIC's slow dance*
dancing hamster guy
you want to dance with me?
OK!
Ashbless
*dances with DHG*
El Nino
May I cut in
dancing hamster guy
*dances with ashbless*

yay - I'm celebrating too - I've reached 700 posts
*gives self hamster*
El Nino
A double celebration

Woo Hoo *dances with Ashbless*
Ashbless
*ruffles DHG fur*

Happy 700th post!
*sings a happy 700th post version of DHG song with his posse doing an awesome backup*
dancing hamster guy
ahh thanx you 2!
El Nino
Now let's all P.A.R.T; Y! Because We Can
Ashbless
*change in songs on the jukebox*
*gives DHG a little hug*

*Switches dancing partners and dances with BIC*
A happy 500th post to you sir. *moves in close and whispers in his ear*
El Nino
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Dec 1 2004, 01:15 PM)
*change in songs on the jukebox*
*gives DHG a little hug*

*Switches dancing partners and dances with BIC*
A happy 500th post to you sir. *moves in close and whispers in his ear*
*

OOOHHH!!
dancing hamster guy
where is everyone? - they don't know what their missing!
*dances around madly*
Ashbless
*change in songs and I give BIC a hug*

Want a bit of cake?

*pours herself a coke and looks at the two fellows with an eyebrow lifted*

Anything to drink?
dancing hamster guy
I'll have a bowl of water for all the hamsters , on me!
*hamsters cheer*
and we'll also have a sack of peanuts to go around
*hamsters start eating frantically*
Don't get indegestion guys!

I'll have a piece of the cake!
El Nino
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Dec 1 2004, 01:20 PM)
*change in songs and I give BIC a hug*

Want a bit of cake?

*pours herself a coke and looks at the two fellows with an eyebrow lifted*

Anything to drink?
*

cake. Yes please Ash.
Ashbless
*Starts cutting the cake*

*kitchen brings out trays of little munchables*

*Ash helps herself to a piece of sushi*
I love unagi.
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 01:17 PM)
where is everyone? - they don't know what their missing!
*dances around madly*
*

We did arrange this for 1500 pm and it's now 1330
dancing hamster guy
oops! they'l be no cake left for the rest of the guests
*puts some of the cake aside*
El Nino
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Dec 1 2004, 01:26 PM)
*Starts cutting the cake*

*kitchen brings out trays of little munchables*

*Ash helps herself to a piece of sushi*
I love unagi.
*

Sushi, that's something I've never tried before. Unless prawns can be counted

*helps himself*
Ashbless
blink.gif It isn't 3 o'clock where you are? Oops.

Good thing I double checked the munchies. There should still be loads left.
dancing hamster guy
its 1:30 here in england - oh whats that?
*also tries some sushi*
oh dear!
*runs into toilets*
El Nino
I may hit 600 by the time we've finished this party so it'll never end. Hang on let's at least try to keep it going until Ashbless has reached her big 900
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 1 2004, 02:34 PM)
I may hit 600 by the time we've finished this party so it'll never end.
*


wow! - a never ending party - I like the sound of that!
Ashbless
Sorry DHG. Not everybody likes it. I promise it's fresh and so safe. Maybe stick with the california rolls which hasn't any raw fish, unagi which is BBQ'd meat on rice, and the veggie stuff. 'Course unagi is eel and not everyone's cup of tea.

*Delicately dips a piece of salmon sashimi in the soy sauce with watzabi.*

There are other munchies too. *gestures at nachos, sausage rolls, and cut vegtable plate*
Ashbless
900 makes me feel so old. laugh.gif

Hi Moop!
*waves at moop*
Come party oh master of duct tape.


Oh, he's gone again. Mayhap back for the harem members.
dancing hamster guy
*walks out of toilets looking very ill*
ummm.... sausage rolls!
*grabs tray and runs off to childs area*
Ashbless
Would you like another dance, BIC?
El Nino
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Dec 1 2004, 01:38 PM)
900 makes me feel so old.  laugh.gif

Hi Moop!
*waves at moop*
Come party oh master of duct tape.


Oh, he's gone again.  Mayhap back for the harem members.
*

Seems like only a couple of days ago that you were being blown to pieces announcing your evil 666th post doesn't it.
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