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Ashbless
*The jukebox starts playing Great Big Sea's slow song "Fast as I can"*

*Ash lays her head on BIC shoulder and dances*
dancing hamster guy
*walks out of kids room looking rather full*
whens the "entertainment" going to arive?
*wink wink hint hint*
Ashbless
I invited ninjas and harem people. What more could you want?

At 3pm it may be quite the party. laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
hey its not that I'm ungrateful - and its a fab party already even with just the 3 of us - but theres something missing - I know - a game !
Ashbless
What did you have in mind?

*Looks over at BIC, who seems lost in thought*
*helps herself to another coke and a piece of octopus sushi*
dancing hamster guy
talking of BIC - wheres he gone?

ermmm.... I'm not very good at games ... but erm truth or game is a good party dare - yeah that'll do

so truth or dare Ashbless!

*looks around realizing he is alone*

hello?

*hamsters peeps out of corner*

hello little guy you'll play with me

*plays truth or dare with hamster*
Ashbless
Sorry, had to deal with a bit of e-mail.

*cuddles up in front of the fireplace with another coke until people get back*
dancing hamster guy
they better hurry up I can't stop the hamsters from trying to eat the cake for ever!
do you happen to know where BIC has gone?
Ashbless
Nope. He did say he has limited access to the computer so maybe that's it.

*pats the couch cushion*

Come, sit, ask your truth or dare questions.

*Moves over to let DHG have half the couch*
dancing hamster guy
*climbs onto couch*
Ok truth or dare?

what? gone again....
*hamster crawls from underneath couch*
hey its you again!
Ashbless
I keep getting computer slow down troubles. rolleyes.gif

Thanks for coming DHG. Hopefully more arrive. I've got to head off to work anyway.

*Ruffles DHG fur again*

It's been a blast.
little_bear
Hi all. Hope I haven't missed all the 'action'. wink.gif
dancing hamster guy
better late than never bear - have some cake!
little_bear
*eyes cake suspiciously* Does this cake have nuts in?
dancing hamster guy
no just hamsters - hey mind you don't eat them!
and the sushi made me sick so watch out!
little_bear
If I ingest fur, I'm likely to die of an asthma attack, so I best skip the cake.

*looks around and it almost bowled over by tumble weed*

This party is a bit deserted....sad.gif
dancing hamster guy
youre telling me!
there was 3 of us but they all disappeared - and we worked so hard!
little_bear
Its okay baby, lets dance.
El Nino
Sory guys and gals and gerbils .... sorry hamsters the network went down over here for about half an hour.
dancing hamster guy
blush.gif blink.gif
.... I'll just be going to the other side of the bar now
*runs off*
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:31 PM)
blush.gif  blink.gif
.... I'll just be going to the other side of the bar now
*runs off*
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laugh.gif Get me a drink while you're over there.
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 1 2004, 03:31 PM)
Sory guys and gals and gerbils .... sorry hamsters the network went down over here for about half an hour.
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never mind your back now ... but ashbless had to go to work so there ain't many left!
little_bear
God I love spamming!
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:31 PM)
blush.gif blink.gif
.... I'll just be going to the other side of the bar now
*runs off*
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laugh.gif Get me a drink while you're over there.
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*urinates in little bears Drink*
here you go!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:34 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:31 PM)
blush.gif blink.gif
.... I'll just be going to the other side of the bar now
*runs off*
*


laugh.gif Get me a drink while you're over there.
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*urinates in little bears Drink*
here you go!
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*drinks*

Hmmm, a faint hint of ammonia....

Can someone put some music on?
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 02:33 PM)
God I love spamming!
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I know a forum where spamming is much more tolerated than here but it's still quite busy totalrock
you want music here's some Skid row *commands jukebox to play*
dancing hamster guy
*puts the hamster dance song on*
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:37 PM)
*puts the hamster dance song on*
*


*Switches it to Queen's 'Flash!'*

Now that is a song. It has Brian Blessed in it for crying out loud!

You still owe me a dance DHG
dancing hamster guy
Ok I'm leaving....

thanks a load for the party - it was great!

seeya later BIC!
little_bear
Well all ye gentlefolke, I must depart also. I am accompanying my dearest DHG (*kiss*) into the local town. wink.gif

Please note: I am only joking about the *kiss* part. :perv:

EDIT: DAMMIT, no :perv: smiley.
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 02:39 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:37 PM)
*puts the hamster dance song on*
*


*Switches it to Queen's 'Flash!'*

Now that is a song. It has Brian Blessed in it for crying out loud!

You still owe me a dance DHG
*

I didn't realise that about Brian blessed in 'Queens' 'Flash'.

Are you female Little Bear?
dancing hamster guy
no he just acts like it
little_bear
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 1 2004, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 02:39 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 03:37 PM)
*puts the hamster dance song on*
*


*Switches it to Queen's 'Flash!'*

Now that is a song. It has Brian Blessed in it for crying out loud!

You still owe me a dance DHG
*

I didn't realise that about Brian blessed in 'Queens' 'Flash'.

Are you female Little Bear?
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No, I am male, and hetrosexual, but some would say I am slightly effeminate.
dancing hamster guy
I would be one of those poeple who would say that
little_bear
Ai, that you would. Perhaps that would explain my lack of having a gf...laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
hey I am sure thats not the reason why - at least you've had some interest!
little_bear
Perhaps you're right. Very little interest admittedly. I do find it rather funny though, calling DHG "baby" for example. It just amuses me.
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 04:14 PM)
Ai, that you would.  Perhaps that would explain my lack of having a gf...laugh.gif
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Sorry I'm so old. What is a gf?
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 05:16 PM)
Perhaps you're right.  Very little interest admittedly.  I do find it rather funny though, calling DHG "baby" for example.  It just amuses me.
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It doesn't amuse me mad.gif
you've had more interest than me
little_bear
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 1 2004, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 04:14 PM)
Ai, that you would. Perhaps that would explain my lack of having a gf...laugh.gif
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Sorry I'm so old. What is a gf?
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Girlfriend
dancing hamster guy
how are you doing in the female departement BIC?
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 04:17 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 1 2004, 05:16 PM)
Perhaps you're right. Very little interest admittedly. I do find it rather funny though, calling DHG "baby" for example. It just amuses me.
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It doesn't amuse me mad.gif
you've had more interest than me
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Speaking from experience DHG You'll find that the more effemenate you are the more interest you'll get (although that does depend entirely on the woman/girl in question)
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 1 2004, 04:19 PM)
how are you doing in the female departement BIC?
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Well I'm still waiting for my divorce to come through (about five weex till I can apply for my decree absolute) but to be honest I've got so little money at the moment I feel it's not even worth trying to impress the women.
froggle-rock
*toddles in*

Hey hey, sorry I'm late, these stilettoes take forever to walk anywhere in. I do hope I havn't missed much?

*toddles over to bar stool*

Hmm, something refreshing I think... *thinks* ... Green ginger wine and cranberry juice please.
*winks*
El Nino
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Dec 1 2004, 04:28 PM)
*toddles in*

Hey hey, sorry I'm late, these stilettoes take forever to walk anywhere in. I do hope I havn't missed much?

*toddles over to bar stool*

Hmm, something refreshing I think... *thinks* ... Green ginger wine and cranberry juice please.
*winks*
*

You have an interesting choice of drinks there F.O.F. You're lucky we've got any Cranberry Juice I cant stand the stuff myself *Pours it*

Want some cake?
froggle-rock
[quote=Because I can,Dec 1 2004, 04:31 PM]
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[/quote]
You have an interesting choice of drinks there F.O.F. You're lucky we've got any Cranberry Juice I cant stand the stuff myself *Pours it*

Want some cake?
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[/quote]

*takes drink and sips*

Interesting is my middle name *wink*. Mmmm, cake , yes please biggrin.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Dec 1 2004, 04:38 PM)
*takes drink and sips*

Interesting is my middle name *wink*.  Mmmm, cake , yes please biggrin.gif
*

*cuts some cake*
Are you winking at me? Because I've just been looking at your signature & it says you're emarried to commie and moop is your eparamour.
Moosh
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Nov 30 2004, 06:36 PM)
Also, CheeseMoose has one cool av.
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It took you this long to notice?

and I seem to be a bit late for the party, ah well lets start another one
froggle-rock
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 1 2004, 04:52 PM)
*cuts some cake*
Are you winking at me? Because I've just been looking at your signature & it says you're emarried to commie and moop is your eparamour.
*


*accespts cake*

Yes, that's correct. *double winks at BIC*

How does it feel to have passed the 500 post mark? You must be quite happy, no?
JimiJimi
Sorry I'm late guys, Happy Posting BIC and DHG...

Can I have a pint of whisky please? Yes you heard me, a pint.

*drains whisky*

Alright, this should have me out for a while...

*thump*
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