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Korbin Dallas
Before I head off I'll have a pint of lager please
dancing hamster guy
*hands over pint of lager*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
I had an exam yesterday, was great fun! At least I knew part of the answer to all the questions unsure.gif

Good luck voices. *sends you good luck cookies*
Not only do they bring good luck but the sugar helps your brain keep going while you revise smile.gif

I'll have an exotic passion archers aqua please... yay for coconutty goodness *drools*
dancing hamster guy
*passes exotic passion archers aqua*

Enjoy!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
thank you!

*cuddles DHG*

I can't get over how cute you are!
dancing hamster guy
*blushes*

ahh thanx snoo! Anything else I can get you? a bag of peanuts, packet of crisps, or a mince pie even!
little_bear
Something to stop my indigestion please.
dancing hamster guy
*passes unusual pink pills*

these will work bear!
little_bear
*eyes pills warily*

Hmmm, well, okay then....

*take pills*

Hmm, thats strange, why have you turned blue DHG? And why do I see all these pretty colo......

*passes out*
dancing hamster guy
aaaarrggghhhh!!!!!

erm, no one looking! *looks around*

*pulls bear around back of bar*

I new I shouldn't have put a peanut in the centre - wait here until you come around!
little_bear
*babbles*

Just surrender the teapot Mr Badger, and I won't call the cloud police....
dancing hamster guy
*gives him another pill*

that'll shut you up!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
I'm good on the food front thanks, just had a big bowl of pasta smile.gif

I'll have a cup of tea though, please.
little_bear
Ow! My head hurts and this pint glass won't talk back to me..sad.gif
dancing hamster guy
*hands over cup of tea to snoo*

here you go - ignore little bear hes a little tipsy!
little_bear
Only because you gave me strange drugs... sad.gif
dancing hamster guy
......

erm.... do you want to get me fired?
little_bear
No, but its true.
dancing hamster guy
thats not the point - you wanted them anyway!
little_bear
Correction, I wanted indigestion tablets, not drugs. smile.gif
dancing hamster guy
well you're not complaining of indegestion any more!
little_bear
"Ow, indigestion sad.gif .." tongue.gif
dancing hamster guy
you should be an actor little bear - heres a pint of coke!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Dec 9 2004, 03:36 PM)
you should be an actor little bear - heres a pint of coke!
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Now what type of coke is this? tongue.gif

Cocaine perchance?
dancing hamster guy
hey I don't want you making my bad reputation worse!

just normal (virtual) coke!
little_bear
*drinks Coke*

Cheers DHG
dancing hamster guy
Wow! you survived !

There was enough tranquilizer in there to knock out a large whale!

he he he only kiddin'!
little_bear
Nah, I'm immune to most tranqs. Which is rather handy really.
dancing hamster guy
why, do people regularily try to hunt you?
little_bear
Actually, no. Considering I'm actually of the order homo sapiens. Anyway, can I have another Coke?
voices_in_my_head
can't stay long... thanks for the cookies though!
I counted my homework pages-34.
*gulp*
I finished most during activity period.
little_bear
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Dec 10 2004, 12:25 AM)
I counted my homework pages-34.
*gulp*
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Double *gulp*

You have a 34 page essay? ohmy.gif Blimey
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 9 2004, 06:30 PM)
Actually, no.  Considering I'm actually of the order homo sapiens.  Anyway, can I have another Coke?
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why yes!

*hands coke to bear*
little_bear
Ah, thankee m'dear

*sips Coke*

Its a mite early for Coke
dancing hamster guy
We aim to please!

man there ain't many people here!
El Nino
I'm surprised you haven't noticed before
dancing hamster guy
fancy a pint boss?
El Nino
Yeah thanks. Even this early in the morning.
dancing hamster guy
*pours pint*

here you go - so hows life?
El Nino
Mainly painful at the moment. I'm Nearing the end of my first week back at work, for over six months.
dancing hamster guy
Oh dear, nevermind - drink your troubles away!
El Nino
*Glug glug glug slam*

Another please.
dancing hamster guy
*tops up glass*
little_bear
Are any of us actually old enough to serve behind a bar, or for that matter go into one?

I think/know that BIC is, but how about the rest of us? I'm 17, where do I stand? wacko.gif
Black-Wings
I'm still 5 years too young and so this is the nearest I'm going to get to going into a proper bar. I did once and asked for a St Clements but the barmaid got confused and thought I asked for a double whisky and so I got yelled at a little bit...
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 10 2004, 03:44 AM)
Double *gulp*

You have a 34 page essay?  ohmy.gif  Blimey
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not one 34-page essay! if I add together my
5-page essay
8 pages of math homework
7(about) pages of english homework
2 page book report
and a 7-page booklet for overall test studying.
bad for 7th grade, eh?
anyway, I will need rootbeer and lots of it, that is if I will ever finish...
tongue.gif okay, fine now i'm just feeling sorry for myself...
Ashbless
Good luck with all the homework Voices. I'm in finals week at school so I feel your pain.

As for the question - I'm the same age as B.I.C. and so have no troubles walking into a bar. Considering a lot of 'em are smelly, dark, places filled with drunken idiots the new question is why do I want to? It's fun to be with friends, fun to party a bit with said friends, and fun to dance till the bar closes down but otherwise meh.
voices_in_my_head
oh, forgot to answer that question...
I'm only 12, so i've got a loooong way to go 'till I can go to a bar, much less work in one.
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Dec 10 2004, 04:29 PM)
Are any of us actually old enough to serve behind a bar, or for that matter go into one?

I think/know that BIC is, but how about the rest of us?  I'm 17, where do I stand?  wacko.gif
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I'm not suggesting that you attempt anything like drinking in a real bar. But some bar owners are not all that fussy about the age limit (or at least when I left school they weren't, if you looked old enough.)
Black-Wings
Woah, you get loads of homework VIMH!!! And I thought I got it bad... although that may just be because I don't actually do it until the lesson before it's due in... hmmmm
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