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little_bear
Do hamsters eat peanuts? I thought there were more of a seed loving animal. That and Human Flesh. j/k laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
oh yeah forgot to mention that - well if people are messing around in the bar and you want them out I'll bite 'em!
El Nino
*pours a large after shock*

Ah why not. You're hired DHG.

*commands the jukebox to play Metallicas One*
dancing hamster guy
what kind of things do you want me to do?
El Nino
You can keep an eye on things in the kids bar. Just push this button at the end of the bar if you need help.
Moosh
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 24 2004, 06:18 AM)
*deftly slips car keys out of CheeseMoose's and JimiJimi's pockets*

*locks car keys in register to be reclaimed when they're more sober*
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What, I'm dot nrunk. Honest. I'm just a liddle bit tipshy.
El Nino
Yeah that's why you passed out for half an hour isn't it.
Moosh
Did I? I don't remember that... I mean no I didn't, that was someone else

*wistles innocently and walks nocholently away*
voices_in_my_head
*takes esspresso*
off to the kid's bar with me!
a certain hamster is going to have a lot of trouble with me....
*starts playing vilont video game*
JimiJimi
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 24 2004, 06:18 AM)
*deftly slips car keys out of CheeseMoose's and JimiJimi's pockets*

*locks car keys in register to be reclaimed when they're more sober*
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Hey! Gimme Mata's carkeys back!

Wait, I mean mine... yeah, that's the one...

*Looks about*

Phew, I don't think he heard that...

*Takes Mata's house keys out of his pocket*

Just to add to my collection of Mata's keys...






The Pinball Wizard is now flat on his face.

JimiJimi: Get up, Pinball Wizard!

Pinball Wizard: Hrmmph...
El Nino
*Listens to & watches Jimi Jimi muttering to himself, while sipping a beer*

*Then sets about ordering a pinball machine*
Ashbless
Eh, sorry I'm late Boss!

*gathers up used glasses, sweeps up and refills the nut bowls.*

You would not believe the traffic. The cat ate the car keys. Um, insert other semi-plausible explanation here. wink.gif

*Pours a double for Magical Trevor * I think that should be almost enough to have him pass out. *see-saws hand back and forth*

*Notes the change in the Jukebox but as it is still playing every band requested perfectly figures it's just fine.*

I'm off on break.

*swans back out*
voices_in_my_head
you went on brake without asking me if i wanted a drink?
I want a milk and some water for the hamster.
thank you! and here is $5.00 for your tip...
Moosh
*Eats entire bowl of dry roasted peanuts. proceeds to gag alot until someone gets me a drink*
Ashbless
*Pours a tall milk for Voices and a short water for the hamster, who's wandered off to the run*

Here you go, cheers.

*Pats Cheesemoose on the back*

Here you go, beers. tongue.gif
voices_in_my_head
Oh I can't wait until you are all drunk and I can laugh at.... i mean um... be nice to you...right. rolleyes.gif
Moosh
Cheers Ashbless. When I collapse, none of you are to go through my pockets right?
voices_in_my_head
Depends.... how much money do you have? biggrin.gif
Moosh
I'm not telling you. And I definatly do not have anything of value in there. *looks shifty*
Black-Wings
I think I will go and entertain the kids in the kids var place thing...

*Shows them It...*

heh....
voices_in_my_head
Could I get a job here?
I just can't work during school though...
the lil' pie fairy
What's the special today, then?
And can I get a Vodka L&L, please smile.gif
*looks around for other bar-goers*
Wyvern
*Saunters in admiring the decor, wanders across to the bar*

Oh impressive ambience! I do like. Oh BIC, if you need any signage painting just say the word!

*leans on counter and ponders selection*

Hmm, a little early for the strong stuff I think, got any tequila and redbull back there? Ice as well if I can please?

No rush, I'll be across the way just shout when its ready, I'll collect and save your legs a bit.

*Nods towards Lil' pie fairy and ambles across to the darkest available corner, sits facing the room sketching vaguely and plying an exhausted DHG with peanuts*
El Nino
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 24 2004, 08:56 PM)
*Shows them It...*

heh....
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Just what were you showing them?
QUOTE (Ashbless)
Eh, sorry I'm late Boss!

As you're my best employee I'll let you off just this once.
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 25 2004, 12:54 AM)
Could I get a job here?
I just can't work during school though...
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Hmm Ok. You're on the evening shift.
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Nov 25 2004, 11:35 AM)
Oh impressive ambience! I do like.  Oh BIC, if you need any signage painting just say the word!
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Show me what kind of signage you got in mind you got in mind and I'll let you know.

Oh that pinball machine just arrived. Someone take over please while I deal with its' installation.
Ashbless
*Walks Wyverns drink over to her and also hands her a cookie*
So, lovey, didn't you share the bribe with Smiler or did he just snaffle a new bribe all for himself? He's currently wandering about with basket and smile as speak.

*refreshes drinks of other patrons looking thirsty*
*narrowly misses stepping on a small stampede of hamsters on their way to the pinball machine*

Ye great gods! It's like the wee free men all over again. Look at them carry the pinball machine. Wait....where are they going with it?!?

Oi, you lot! Get back here!
*chases out after pinball machine toting hamsters*
I know a scuttler and I'm not afraid to fetch it!
Black-Wings
You know, the film, It, about that clown.. *shudders*...
Cassidy
Cassidy still seems to be thinking about it.


Sorry, not thinking any more.....yes please want to be staff please......
Cassidy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Nov 23 2004, 07:08 PM)
QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 23 2004, 05:58 PM)
I am a poor student...any chance or work ????????????? smile.gif
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I am still hiring at the moment. Have you got any special skills? What hours can you work?
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I have lots of toys...check with pvs fairy..... and I dont need sleep so all hours are good
El Nino
QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 25 2004, 01:31 PM)
QUOTE (Because I can @ Nov 23 2004, 07:08 PM)
QUOTE (Cassidy @ Nov 23 2004, 05:58 PM)
I am a poor student...any chance or work ????????????? smile.gif
*

I am still hiring at the moment. Have you got any special skills? What hours can you work?
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I have lots of toys...check with pvs fairy..... and I dont need sleep so all hours are good
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Right. You're on the night shift then.
Cassidy
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Right. You're on the night shift then.
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[/quote]
Cool...
*starts polishing darts and sharpening beer glasses*
El Nino
QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Nov 25 2004, 01:21 PM)
You know, the film, It, about that clown.. *shudders*...
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You're dead and you shudder at the thought of an evil clown

What kind of demon are you?
the lil' pie fairy
Yep, I fell asleep at the bar. Seem to have missed all the action sad.gif
*sees the dotted white line outline of a pinball machine on the floor and wall*
Uhh, guys? *looks around*
Ahh, never mind. Someone around to fix me up a Baileys?
El Nino
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Nov 25 2004, 02:57 PM)
Yep, I fell asleep at the bar. Seem to have missed all the action sad.gif
*sees the dotted white line outline of a pinball machine on the floor and wall*
Uhh, guys? *looks around*
Ahh, never mind. Someone around to fix me up a Baileys?
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There's always more action if you stick around for a while. Here's your baileys.

I don't know, all these staff and I've got to tend bar myself. While there is no I in team and no one either there is me.
the lil' pie fairy
It's always the way. How's business? I heard some hamsters made off with your pinball machine??
El Nino
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Nov 25 2004, 03:10 PM)
It's always the way. How's business? I heard some hamsters made off with your pinball machine??
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Yeah I wasn't here at the time. Me thinks I'll have to ask DHG about that next time he's in.

Business. Not many people seem to be asking for drinks which while being cheap for me it is a little surprising.
voices_in_my_head
*yawn*
okay, thanks for the employment!
what shall I do? I know it's not evening yet, but today's thanks giving and I have finished making the meal so I suppose i can work now. Also, do you think we should serve somthing for thanks giving?
El Nino
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 25 2004, 04:37 PM)
*yawn*
okay, thanks for the employment!
what shall I do? I know it's not evening yet, but today's thanks giving and I have finished making the meal so I suppose i can work now. Also, do you think we should serve somthing for thanks giving?
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Do you know how to cook?
voices_in_my_head
Sometimes, anything easy and I sure make some mean grilled cheeses!
(no, really, they do growl sometimes)
oh! I make cheese cake, fruit salad, ham sandwiches, macaroni, ceral, popcorn,cornbread, sweet potatoes, and sometimes deviled eggs!

edit: i could also take care of the garden/ patio out back
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
I'll have an IV caffine drip please.

*skulks off to a corner to try and get her physics coursework finished*
voices_in_my_head
snoo, I could always hire a geek to do your homework for you... I seem to know alot of them.. their all in 7th grade though, so don't count on an A+. biggrin.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (snoo @ Nov 25 2004, 04:46 PM)
I'll have an IV caffine drip please.

*skulks off to a corner to try and get her physics coursework finished*
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Well. I dont think we've got anything like an an IV drip but I'll make you a pint of coffee. Will that do?

Oh and the cocktail bar is normally quiet I'll turn the speakers off up there for ya.
voices_in_my_head
remeber, those geeks ore always avalible... but usally not right... I could always kidnap... I mean.... convice one of the college techers to help you..
Moosh
I'll help you kidn..persuade them,
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
hehe thanks guys!

*takes her pint of coffee up to the coctail bar and sets to work*

bring on the geeks! biggrin.gif
voices_in_my_head
Thank you, now you just have to get to texas somehow....to ummm.... convince them... right..
Moosh
I will find a way
El Nino
Try caths dimensional wardrobe if you can find her.
voices_in_my_head
*five 7th-grade geeks enter*
there you go, snoo. just tell them to find the equal of pie if they start to get on your nerves... that will keep them busy.
Wyvern
*Leaves corner briefly to request a Tequila top-up*
I'll give one of those mean cheeses a try to if one's catchable I'm starving!

Hamsters? Pinball machine? blink.gif
Oh, I missed that one obviously paying too much attention to balancing the accounts, so many cookies and such a small tribe!

*places a basket of cookies on countertop*

You never know it might lure the hamsters back in and then if we're quick we can get them to tell us where they took it to. dry.gif

BIC in regards the signage. I can do most things, generally prefer something dark, striking and atmospheric although if necessary can insert a cheery glow to indicate the entrance...oh and of course the necessaries. Pool table, dart board, music,hamster wheel, pinball space hmm... dry.gif oh yes and the lavs.
Generally I think it should reflect the clientele which could be interesting tongue.gif

Give me a brief and I'll show you something that will knock your socks off or at least stun a thieving hamster!
Moosh
*snaffels cookies from wyverns basket and shares them with MT*
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