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JimiJimi
I think in order to refill this thing with posts, it should be unpinned. I for one never like looking at anything that's pinned, so I skip right past it, and I'm assuming so do many other people... So if it's possible to 'unpin' this, then I reckon it would get more posts.

I'll shut up now.
Black-Wings
Yep... I'm with JimiJimi... I mean.. it's all very exciting for it to be pinned and all that... but we know that it's worthy of being now.. so why not bring it back down now so that more people will come...

[Just thought I'd add.... I think this was my 500th post... and I missed it mad.gif *walks off in a strop*]
saucy_tara
Tis done smile.gif
Black-Wings
ooooooo.. I see we have a piano!!!! *Jumps onto piano stool and starts up with Revolutionary Etude-Chopin*
Wyvern
*trundles in all clean and scrubbed up smart, looking nervous*

B.I.C would it be possible for Tribe Wyvern to rent a little bit of space?

Namely D.H.G's hole in the wall from a while back so that people can drop by if they wish but still have access to the alcoholic, hamster infested goodness that is the Bar? unsure.gif
We only require a very tiny bit of space and we bring benefits, cookies, beanbags and recently muffins oooh and Smiler and he seems good with the extra barstaff bit. wink.gif

Please, would be much appreciated and negotiating the rent should be easy Im a pushover...erm should I have admitted that? blink.gif

*looks around and heads for bar rapidly downing something green and flaming*
El Nino
Sorry Wyvern, I like the offer. But do I really want to bring the wrath of cath on this place. I mean, I can protect myself pretty well, but cath is pretty inventive and I can't always be around unfortunately.

So if you can solve the problems that cath might bring on this place then I'll consider it.
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Dec 29 2004, 05:32 PM)
*looks around and heads for bar rapidly downing something green and flaming*
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I used to call that DURGE!
"A green, glowing liquid making a low electric hum"
Zuurzuurzuurzuurzuur

...Deja vu...
Wyvern
QUOTE (Because I can @ Dec 29 2004, 11:47 PM)
Sorry Wyvern, I like the offer. But do I really want to bring the wrath of cath on this place. I mean, I can protect myself pretty well, but cath is pretty inventive and I can't always be around unfortunately.

So if you can solve the problems that cath might bring on this place then I'll consider it.
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Thats easy B.I.C just keep the flaming green stuff topped up, Durge? I like that name!
We'll both be too giggly to cause you any trouble at all I promise!

Besides do you really think either of us would cross you when there is even a mere suggestion that the flame thrower could be about?! ph34r.gif

I have a very strong sense of self preservation you know, plus I can add cookie and/or muffin offerings to the required rent too! biggrin.gif
arachnidoc17
[quote=Wyvern,Jan 1 2005, 07:42 PM]
[quote=Because I can,Dec 29 2004, 11:47 PM]
Besides do you really think either of us would cross you when there is even a mere suggestion that the flame thrower could be about?! ph34r.gif
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[/quote]

*Perks head up at hearing "Flamethrower"*
Where?
voices_in_my_head
Yay! the bar isn't pinned! double Yay!
*cough*
anyway, i'm back from vacation... any jobs before I get back from school?
little_bear
Just thought I'd let everyone know that DHG will be back on Tuesday. So, I advise all to get to their foxholes and prepare for some heavy spam.

*dons tin hat and dives into a hole*
arachnidoc17
Right now I'm a bit braindead, so could you clarify this for me? Who is DHG?
little_bear
Dancing Hamster Guy
Moosh
Oh God no. To quote Graham Chapman in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the best ever military order, "Run Away!"

[/spam]
little_bear
To also quote Monty Python, I have a different strategy.

*prepares The Joke*
voices_in_my_head
DHG is back?
oh, THATS why the place isn't covered in hamsters anymore....
El Nino
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Jan 1 2005, 11:42 PM)
Besides do you really think either of us would cross you when there is even a mere suggestion that the flame thrower could be about?! ph34r.gif

I have a very strong sense of self preservation you know, plus I can add cookie and/or muffin offerings to the required rent too! biggrin.gif
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Right I've decided to risk it but if cath does come in here and wreck the place you're to clean it up and replace anything that gets broken OK.

and Arachnidoc don't worry this is my bar so far thankfully I've only had to show the flamethrower to warn with and light the fire I mainly use it in the noobs area.

Little bear please try to keep that joke hidden I nearly saw an entire word.
Wyvern
Many thanks BIC I assure you we shall be on our best behaviour at all times!

I dont think Cath would cause trouble she's very well behaved really...
at least I think she is dry.gif

I will set up matchbox doormen around the entrance just incase! tongue.gif

*presents BIC with first installment of rent and cookies*

The muffins will be ready shortly still baking Im afraid and could I order a top up of the green stuff its going down pretty fast!

*saunters across to the bar, requests a tequila redbull and sips quietly while surveying the room*
Its quiet without the hamsters, sooo very quiet! ph34r.gif
*looks round nervously*
arachnidoc17
Too quiet...
*Lights suddenly go out, and then everyone hears a non-directional, low snarling noise*
little_bear
QUOTE
Little bear please try to keep that joke hidden I nearly saw an entire word.


Oops, sorry. I should be more careful when handling jokes that can kill at a range of 50 yards. tongue.gif laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
he he he

I'm back! come on in guys! *stampede of hamsters enters the bar*

Its good to be back home!
little_bear
*dives to the floor*

Noo!!!

Incoming!!!
dancing hamster guy
there is no escaping me!!!

*hamsters start gnawing at little bears ankles*
voices_in_my_head
*tries to step on hamster*
right, I knew it was you...*cough cough*
arachnidoc17
Ha-ha! But we prepared, we did! *Hands out M5s*
*Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack*
dancing hamster guy
ah bullies !

come on hamsters lets have a pint!
El Nino
Little bear did you try that joke yet? Or do we have to get out the comfy chair for DHG?
dancing hamster guy
COMFY CHAIR dammit!
El Nino
I wasn't asking you.
dancing hamster guy
OK ......

sad.gif
little_bear
Well, handling such a joke can be a risky business. I suggest we conduct some experiments of Sailsbury Plain first.
Wyvern
WhooHooo!

Hamsters return!

*offers small dish of green stuff and several cookies*

It's been odd without small furry nuisances everywhere! tongue.gif
voices_in_my_head
I vote we cage up the hamsters and sell them to...
*gasp*
petstores!
arachnidoc17
I vote we elect a cat master to come and chase them away.

But komodo dragons work just as well. You don't NEED them, just a suggestion.

Poor billy SURE does need a job, though.

Isn't he cute folks?
Ashbless
I would like to veto a pet that would also chomp the bar staff. dry.gif

Welcome back DHG. biggrin.gif
voices_in_my_head
we could borrow moop's tape and close his mouth when the hamsters are gone.
little_bear
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jan 6 2005, 02:38 AM)
I vote we elect a cat master to come and chase them away.

But komodo dragons work just as well. You don't NEED them, just a suggestion.

Poor billy SURE does need a job, though.

Isn't he cute folks?
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Ah, and that must be strawberry jam dripping from his mouth, naturally. laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jan 6 2005, 02:38 AM)
I vote we elect a cat master to come and chase them away.

But komodo dragons work just as well. You don't NEED them, just a suggestion.

Poor billy SURE does need a job, though.

Isn't he cute folks?
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Ah, and that must be strawberry jam dripping from his mouth, naturally. laugh.gif
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I sure hope so ...

*starts sweating nervously*

gulp!
little_bear
Aw, I want a pet Komodo Dragon. wub.gif
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 11:45 AM)
Aw, I want a pet Komodo Dragon.  wub.gif
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you ain't bringing it near me bud!
El Nino
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 5 2005, 11:23 PM)
I vote we cage up the hamsters and sell them to...
*gasp*
petstores!
*

right who's gonna open a pet store then
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 12:50 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 11:45 AM)
Aw, I want a pet Komodo Dragon. wub.gif
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you ain't bringing it near me bud!
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Ah, but look at him, he's so cute. He wouldn't hurt a soul. wub.gif tongue.gif
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 12:53 PM)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 5 2005, 11:23 PM)
I vote we cage up the hamsters and sell them to...
*gasp*
petstores!
*

right who's gonna open a pet store then
*



that sounds like a job for ..... ME!!!!
little_bear
I think we should open Mata's Pet Shop. They would sell little rabbits complete with minature samuri swords, as well as penguins called Krark! laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
well ahead of you little bear - it is now officially open!
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 12:04 PM)
well ahead of you little bear - it is now officially open!
*

Does this mean I can take you off the payroll now then?
little_bear
Anyway, this is a bar.

A pint of your finest (lemonade) please Barkeep, and a packet of crisps.
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 12:04 PM)
well ahead of you little bear - it is now officially open!
*

Does this mean I can take you off the payroll now then?
*



oh crap I didn't think about (not that I got paid)

can't I work at both?
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:19 PM)
Anyway, this is a bar.

A pint of your finest (lemonade) please Barkeep, and a packet of crisps.
*

OK one lemonade what flavour crisps?
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 12:21 PM)
oh crap I didn't think about (not that I got paid)

can't I work at both?
*

Good question can you?
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