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dancing hamster guy
I can if you still want me to?
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 12:40 PM)
I can if you still want me to?
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This I gotta see.
dancing hamster guy
great!

I hope you don't mind if I keep some of the pets in the back garden!
little_bear
Just as long as we don't have any eight-legged 'friends' (or should that be fiends) there.
dancing hamster guy
you aren't scared of spiders are you?
little_bear
I sure am. The way they walk just sets me on edge. I think few people are not scared of them.
dancing hamster guy
I'm not - I know that they are probably more scared of me than I am of them.

well if you are scared I won't bring them he.....

huh? whats that on your back?
little_bear
Tis my coat.
El Nino
What's that on your coat? The thing crawling up to your shoulder?
little_bear
Probably a Bird Eating Spider. I get those all the time, and just tend to ignore them. wink.gif
dancing hamster guy
you aren't quite as bad as domonic - remember when you put a little spider on him and he cried - man I wish I was there!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 03:36 PM)
you aren't quite as bad as domonic - remember when you put a little spider on him and he cried - man I wish I was there!
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In retrospect, perhaps it was a little harsh of me...
dancing hamster guy
not really - nobody liked him!
little_bear
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 01:22 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:19 PM)
Anyway, this is a bar.

A pint of your finest (lemonade) please Barkeep, and a packet of crisps.
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OK one lemonade what flavour crisps?
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Oops, nearly forgot. Ready Salted please my good man.
dancing hamster guy
I suppose I better get that
El Nino
*Builds kennel for "Guppy" the Kimono dragon recently purchased*
Moosh
If he is called Guppy then can't Moop tape him to the ceiling? And everyone else can do all the other stuff to him
El Nino
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jan 6 2005, 08:28 PM)
If he is called Guppy then can't Moop tape him to the ceiling? And everyone else can do all the other stuff to him
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If they want to be bitten he has got a bit of a temper
dancing hamster guy
he looks all tough with his spiked collar
Moosh
Is that the komodo dragon or little bear you are talking about now?
little_bear
Tis the Komodo Dragon. DHG sold Guppy to Because I Can with a complementary spiked collar I believe.
Wyvern
*offers guppy green smoking drink*

Such a lovely spiked collar!

I think Guppy is going to fit in nicely, but if he hurts DHG as my new Tribe member he will have myself and the combined might of the matchboxes to answer to!

Hmm, I bet thats SO scarey! Pah! blink.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Jan 7 2005, 09:50 PM)
I think Guppy is going to fit in nicely, but if he hurts DHG as my new Tribe member he will have myself and the combined might of the matchboxes to answer to!
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Well I did buy him to guard the bar for me so if DHG nicks anything (remember the pinball machine) I think Guppy'll be justified in biting DHG don't you?
JimiJimi
Damn, the amount I've been plotting against that Pinball Machine... I've even been building stuff! You'd be surprised...

Anyway, I'll have a scotch on the rocks. And I mean rocks. Real stones. No ice, mind.
Ashbless
*feeds crisps to Guppy*

Lays Potato chips make 'em in teriaki beef and bbq chicken flavours which is simply odd. *shrugs* Gives me something to feed to the dragon.

*Pours scotch over polished obsidian chunks for JimiJimi*

*wanders off to play darts*
Wyvern
QUOTE
Well I did buy him to guard the bar for me so if DHG nicks anything (remember the pinball machine) I think Guppy'll be justified in biting DHG don't you?



Hmm, I conceed you have a distinct point with that one!!!

I may have to keep an eye on those hamsters just incase. Thanks for the reminder!

*leans against the bar and inspects the optics*

I think today its a silver aftershock if I may, all four shots worth, its been a long day! blink.gif
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 10:22 AM)
Just as long as we don't have any eight-legged 'friends' (or should that be fiends) there.
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The word you're looking for is 'Freaks,' mac.

*Second thoughts* Giant tarantula... Hmmm...
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 10:27 AM)
I sure am. The way they walk just sets me on edge. I think few people are not scared of them.
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Bah. I think they're cool so long as they keep their distance. Then again, I'm like that with all insects.

Ya know they found a black widow spider in some grapes at a local college.

Aaaanyways, whenever I yell at my friend "Get back, you EIGHT LEGGED FREEEEAKS!" he goes running. Funny as h*ll, but I'm too nice to do it unless he tries to piss me off.

</spam, spam, spammety-spam spam.>
little_bear
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jan 8 2005, 10:25 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 10:27 AM)
I sure am.  The way they walk just sets me on edge.  I think few people are not scared of them.
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Bah. I think they're cool so long as they keep their distance. Then again, I'm like that with all insects.
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Pffft, ever heard of jumping spiders? I have nightmares about those fellas. Thats why I keep a handy flamethower just in case.

*pats trusty flamethrower*
voices_in_my_head
a flamethrower? is that really enough against the evil spiders? I suggest a....
*pulls out nuculer bomb*
that'll put them in their place!
El Nino
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 9 2005, 01:25 AM)
a flamethrower? is that really enough against the evil spiders? I suggest a....
*pulls out nuculer bomb*
that'll put them in their place!
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I was going to complain until I noticed that it's only a nuculer bomb.
voices_in_my_head
ONLY?
okay, fine, ONLY a nuculer bomb until I see one of those eight-legged things. (I refuse to say "freaks" they might get mad a attack me.)
voices_in_my_head
[quote=Because I can,Oct 6 2004, 11:51 AM]
[QUOTE]Okay this is my first reply to anything here and the first time I've put anything on this forum so basically I'd like to know why we can't disagree on this thread
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[/quote]

I have found BIC's first post... I thought it was funny, for some reason...
little_bear
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 9 2005, 02:25 AM)
a flamethrower? is that really enough against the evil spiders? I suggest a....
*pulls out nuculer bomb*
that'll put them in their place!
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[Nerd] Actually, a hydrogen bomb is far more powerful. It actually uses the nuclear bomb to detonate the hydrogen bomb. As such, a hydrogen bomb can destroy an entire island. [/Nerd]

*pats handy hydrogen bomb, which starts to beep*

unsure.gif That ain't good.
I_am_the_best
Can I sue you if I die from that bomb thing???
little_bear
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Jan 10 2005, 11:44 AM)
Can I sue you if I die from that bomb thing???
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Yeah, okay.
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 8 2005, 01:09 AM)
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Jan 7 2005, 09:50 PM)
I think Guppy is going to fit in nicely, but if he hurts DHG as my new Tribe member he will have myself and the combined might of the matchboxes to answer to!
*

Well I did buy him to guard the bar for me so if DHG nicks anything (remember the pinball machine) I think Guppy'll be justified in biting DHG don't you?
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Why do people keep accusing me of stealing?

* tucks peanuts under shirt*
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 10 2005, 10:39 AM)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 9 2005, 02:25 AM)
a flamethrower? is that really enough against the evil spiders? I suggest a....
*pulls out nuculer bomb*
that'll put them in their place!
*

[Nerd] Actually, a hydrogen bomb is far more powerful. It actually uses the nuclear bomb to detonate the hydrogen bomb. As such, a hydrogen bomb can destroy an entire island. [/Nerd]

*pats handy hydrogen bomb, which starts to beep*

unsure.gif That ain't good.
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Ah, so it was a spelling mistake (nuculer) *activates time machine for ten minutes before everybody came into the bar and checks for weapons as they enter*
kidvicious2punk
this is kewly

*takes a cocktail and mingles*
voices_in_my_head
I wonder how JimiJimi's doing on the bar animation-thingy...
little_bear
*cracks wip*

Work boy, work!

(Just kidding, in your own time my friend smile.gif)
Ashbless
*Pours self a double*

To keep off the chill, really.
It's supposed to drop down to a chilly -27 celcius tonight. I'd like to say it'll warm up tomorrow but the weather people say it'll stay that cold until about saturday. dry.gif

*Adds double into hot coffee with whipcream*
*carefully pats Guppy while distracting him with large bone*
El Nino
Bloody rain *grumbles more while wringing shoes and other clothing out*

*pours six pan galactic gargle blasters and goes to the games room*
dancing hamster guy
if guppy comes near me he will have my new body guard to worry about


he he he !
little_bear
He'll be in trouble when it rains.
dancing hamster guy
fortunately he has a huge ...
little_bear
Trouble is, it'll melt as soon as he touches.
dancing hamster guy
thats why he has one of these ...


(fire proof and in his size)
I_am_the_best
Just a thought of the day: If it's called an umBRELLa... then why do we call them BROLLies??

Oh well...

um... nice.. um... bodyguard.. *runs*
Moosh
Because Brellies sounds silly
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