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El Nino
I'm back, sorry for not taking Guppy with me, looks like he's done a pretty good job guarding this place though thankfully *feeds him*
Quoth(The Raven)
What? Don't let Guppy con you... we fed him plenty. He almost had gwen as an appetiser, as a matter of fact. Guppy just misses you, and wants you to feel guilty for leaving him...
voices_in_my_head
He had a few snaps at emma, too!
Quoth(The Raven)
Anyway, BIC, welcome back! The bar isn't the same without you!
Ashbless
Um yeah, B.I.C. great to have you back.

rats, that means I'll have to go back to putting in a bit of honest work again.

laugh.gif
El Nino
Thanks everyone, I expect I won't be able to return here very often, due to the new RL jobs hours.

It's been fun (most of the time)
Quoth(The Raven)
You're not staying, BIC? Awwwww.... sad.gif Who's gonna keep the bar open?
dancing hamster guy
Do not worry Quoth ,the hamsters are here?

*horde of hamsters stampede in and start doing routine chores*
JimiJimi
Has business slowed lately? I remember loads of people would post here most of the day as it was the central attraction of Matazone... but now it's either CoBBS or MAA...

Or some other strange thread everyone likes.
Ashbless
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Mar 9 2005, 01:21 AM)
*horde of hamsters stampede in and start doing routine chores*
*


*Heads out to buy a special nut assortment to give to hamsters*
Have to encourage this trend. laugh.gif

*Comes back to innocent looking hamsters and a missing pinball machine*
blink.gif Hang on here.....
dancing hamster guy
Well no one was here so we had to make good use of it!

If you want it back it will cost you....
voices_in_my_head
I would just hand over the pinball machine if I were you!

or I'll cut off your supply of hamster food, running wheels, and water.
Ashbless
I always imagine Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men whenever I see the hamsters taking off with major pieces of furniture. smile.gif

*Waves a bit of hamster fur under Guppy's nose until he snaps at it in annoyance*

Well then Guppy, go track 'em down.

*Unsnaps Guppy from his chain and follows him out the doorway*
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Mar 11 2005, 06:13 PM)
I always imagine Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men whenever I see the hamsters taking off with major pieces of furniture.  smile.gif

*Waves a bit of hamster fur under Guppy's nose until he snaps at it in annoyance*

Well then Guppy, go track 'em down.

*Unsnaps Guppy from his chain and follows him out the doorway*
*


Arthur: Oh, sure! When Guppy hunts hamsters, it's all cool... Hmph!
Ashbless
I wasn't going to let him eat any. Maybe just nibble at bit. tongue.gif


*Guppy leads Ashbless into the storage room where the dragon kibble is kept and then refuses to move. *
No, I want you to track the pinball machine 'borrowers'.
*Guppy snaps at Ash's leg in a friendly way and then stretches up to the kibble*
Fine. dry.gif
*Lures Guppy back to his post by the front door with full food bowl, snaps the chain back onto the hook, and leaves Guppy his food.*

Another plan needed. sad.gif
voices_in_my_head
leave out some nice, furnished hamster cages out over night. No hamsters can ignore a nice, clean room, with a running wheel!
dancing hamster guy
*hamsters sneak in*

*whispers* looks like the coast is clear guys

*sees cages and wheels lieing around. One hamster darts for the wheel*

Wait! its a trap!

*hamster falls down pit screaming. Guppy hears screams and blocks entrance*

Quick get the barrels!

*several hamsters grab beer barrels*

now head for the escape route!

* hamsters speed off through hole in wall ,climb in van and speed off*
voices_in_my_head
*walks back in, sees the empty cages, trail of beer, and guppy asleep at the door*
And I was so sure that would work....
*checks trap*
wait! we've got one! I think if we question him, and shine a really bright light in his face, maybe we can get some answers!

Hole in the wall? surely not the same one agian!? okay I'll just patch that up....
*grabs some boards and nails*
JimiJimi
I've been having fun for the past hour or two, I've been trying to find the obscure reason as to why I'm not getting a signal from my router. It's plugged in, there's now some tinfoil behind it to send the microwaves in the direction of my computer, and the only way I got it to work was to tilt my computer around a bit. I have no idea what's up, but hopefully it won't lose connection again.

*Notices voices nailing a board to the wall, various cages and wheels lying on the floor, and a hamster tied down to a chair with a bright light in its face.*

*When noone's looking, slips the hamster a note*

On the note it says:

To the leading hamster.
B'ox uxxg phkdbgz hg mabl ietvx yhk t ehgz mbfx. B dghp xqtvmer patm mh wh. Cnlm tld fx...
Need help?
little_bear
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Mar 14 2005, 07:54 PM)
* a hamster tied down to a chair with a bright light in its face.*

*swoops in*

*free's hamster*

You callous bastards!

*shakes fist*
Ashbless
But....but Little Bear - they've taken the beer and the pinball machine.

*Little Bear exits out window with hamster*

Sigh.

*Ashbless gets a mop and mops the beer puddles. Phones in another order of beer and assorted nuts. *

Maybe if we put up a banner saying "Welcome back pinball machine" and threw a huge party? I don't think DHG is very able to resist parties and might bring back the machine to make the Bar match the banner.
voices_in_my_head
It's worth a try!

I actuly took my time to decode that note:
Iíve been working on that place for a long time. I know exactly what to do. Just ask meÖ

But it still doesn't make sensce...
Quoth(The Raven)
Arthur: Okay, that does it!
*Begins sniffing for a combination of pinball machine oil, Hamster and Beer...*
Arthur: Got the scent! The little bastiches headed west... anyone want to form a possie?
voices_in_my_head
If those hamsters can pick up a pinball machine, then They could pick me up and carry me off as well!

I'll keep watch on the bar.
dancing hamster guy
*sneak up behind Voices ties her up and carries her off (grabs sack off peanuts as well)*
Quoth(The Raven)
Unfortunately, Arthur isn't feeling too well, at the moment... We thought it was the flu, but it turns out one of the hamsters was scattering chocolate dust behind him, and Arthur got a snootful, trying to track them down. Needless to say, the poor dragon is laid up with one heck of a stuffy nose, from his allergy. I wouldn't want to be a hamster, when Arthur is up and around, again...
voices_in_my_head
Umm..... guys? A little help, here?

I don't know where they've taken me, but it's dark. Really dark.
*whimpers*
Quoth(The Raven)
Well, Pascal, Emma and Tobias aren't on the sicklist... Unfortuneately, they haven't been seen since Dave's and Narthie's wedding...
I_am_the_best
I'm tired, aching and need a drink. Oh wait, I work here.
*Helps herself to a large pitcher of anything*

How come the bar has moved slowly down and on to the next page?!
voices_in_my_head
Umm...guys? I'm still a hostage, you know...
so, um... HELP!?
I_am_the_best
You're a hostage?! Muhahahahahaha! Are you tied to a chair too? Well if not...*ties Voices to a chair and starts flicking stuff at her* MUHAHAHAHAA!

OK, fun over. I take pity on you. *Unties Voices*

Do you want to play that again now?
voices_in_my_head
*backs away*
No, I'm fine, thanks...
JimiJimi
*Notices Voices isn't looking where she's going and nearly bashes into JJ*

*Moves out the way and puts chair behind Voices*

*Voices backs into chair*

*JJ ties Voices up*

*Takes chair + Voices to secret hamster lair*

I heard you said that there was a reward for Voices tied to a chair...
voices_in_my_head
ohmy.gif

umm....guys....help?

Jimi! your a member of the cult! how dare you!
I_am_the_best
Muahahahaha! (Good work there Jimi wink.gif )

It's OK Voices, we'll let you go someday...

You could always post in CoBBS instead, I mean, afterall, you're only tied to a chair in here tongue.gif
Moosh
*walks in*

*sees Voices tied to chair surrounded by hamsters*

*shrugs and orders drink*
voices_in_my_head
How rude!

At least get me a drink too!
I_am_the_best
*takes pity on Voices* Here's a drink of sparkly stuff, but you're not getting untied until someone hands over a ransom of £1,000,000. MUHAHAA.
Moosh
That is such a cliche. You should demand £1,333,333.33 in cash. much more fun
zivane
*walks inside*
*looks around*
*blinks*
*blinks some more*
*sits down at the bar*

...could I just have a glass of skim milk with a whole bunch of ice...please?
Moosh
QUOTE (zivane @ Mar 31 2005, 12:44 PM)
...could I just have a glass of skim milk with a whole bunch of ice...please?
*


ICE! You have ice in your drinks?!

Do you not know what it did to the Titanic?
zivane
It's the Titanic. I really don't care about it... it was boat. That died. And yes, I like ice in my milk! That and white mocha fraps are the only drinks I like with ice in them. So nyeh! *sticks out tongue*
Moosh
Do you want to sink into the North Altlantic? 'cos that's what will happen. Ice never did anyone any good. I don't even touch the stuff any more
zivane
Gotta die somehow, eh? I still want my milk... *gets it herself, with LOTS of ice, crushed*
Moosh
You may have forgotten but I own your n00by arse so I can confiscate your ice

Muhahahahaha evil.gif
zivane
Nuuuu!!!!!!! Ice is goooooooood!!!!! *cries and throws a really big hissy fit*
trunks_girl26
But does she still count as a n00b?

*calls* The usual, please!
Moosh
Alright fine. If you're going to be like that you can have the bleedin' ice. Just don't bring it near me. Jesus

And yes she is still my n00b until I say otherwise
zivane
Happy now! *sings and dances and drinks watery skim milk* yay!!! *gives cheesiemoosey a lollipop too*
Moosh
yay! lolliepop! but don't think this gets you off, you're still due an e-spanking for that hissy fit
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