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trunks_girl26
Hey......I want a lollipop too!

They're fun to stir my drink with happy.gif
zivane
*whimper* no spanking... (ahem *coughsparetimecough*)

lollis? here! *starts passing at strawberry flavoured lollipops* yay ^.^
voices_in_my_head
You know guys, when your done fighting over ice and lollipops could you do me a little favor?

PAY THE RANSOM!
or at least untie me...
zivane
*sticks a lolli in VimH's mouth* shh...
*hides*
Moosh
Shush Voices, we'll get round to you in a minute*

You can't hide from me, well actually you probably can but you don't want to really

*At which time we won't actually untie you, but we will point and laugh
zivane
*whimpers and just sits. on the floor. next to the door. ready to run at the first sign of trouble*
Moosh
Awww. Here, come and sit with me you cute little n00b you
zivane
meep *crawls, sits, rocks back and forth and quietly mumbles over and over again* i am a good little n00b, i am a good little n00b...

mew?
Moosh
ahh, there's a good little n00b

*pats zivane*
zivane
*purr*

i think this is counting as spam. oops. need more milk anyhow. with crushed ice. watery milk, yum.
Moosh
This is indeed spam, egg, sausage and spam so let us curtial this and head to another thread where we can spam in relative peace
voices_in_my_head
*spits out lolli*
leave? your gonna leave me here?
zivane
Yeppers! *jumps for joy and flees to another thread* Ciao ciao!
JimiJimi
*Enters, sees nothing but tied up Voices crying for help and trying her best to flail her arms around*

*Leaves*

*Egg, bacon, spam and sausage (the Spam wars have begun, CM...)*
Arachnidoc18
Hey, how about some music!
*punches jukebox*
boop-a-doop-a-doop...
boop-a-doop-a-doop...
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ashbless
*wanders in and sees Voices*

They returned you to the bar? Excellent!

*unties and slowly helps circulation return by massaging arms and legs*

Oooo lollypop!
*distracted by shiney thing*

See you later!
*wanders out with green lolly*
Moosh
*sneaks in and reties Voices before she realises*

*sticks lollypop back in her mouth*

*leaves whistling a jaunty tune*
I_am_the_best
Ashbless! How could you! Do you not want a share* of the 1,333,333 we will gain from the ransom?! We will be rich! We shall dominate the world! Muhahaha.

Ok I need a drink and a lollipop.

*Note that it doesn't say 'fair share'... muhaha!
Moosh
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Apr 4 2005, 08:06 PM)
Ashbless! How could you! Do you not want a share* of the 1,333,333 we will gain from the ransom?! We will be rich! We shall dominate the world! Muhahaha.

Ok I need a drink and a lollipop.

*[SIZE=-2]Note that it doesn't say 'fair share'... muhaha!
*


She can have the 33p
voices_in_my_head
huh.gif
*spits lollipop out*
and have you thought of who would pay the ransom?
(don't say "your parents" they'd have to pay it off in quarters)
arachnidoc17
*sits in corner, twitching*
AAAGH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

jukebox:*my cellular, bananular phooone!*
voices_in_my_head
*spits lollipop out again, making it hit the power button, and end the horrible song*

Now could you untie me?
arachnidoc17
*looks around, blinks*
YAY! THE DEMON SONG HAS ENDED! THANK YOU!
...Oh, what? sure.
*dons knot-untying hat*
...erm, does anyone know how to untie a super-double granny knot?
voices_in_my_head
There's a knife over there... just cut the knot... and get me out of here before CM and Jimi find me...
arachnidoc17
uh... I've got a mortal fear of knives. And pencils.

*ponders*

Oh, wait, that's my baloon. Nevermind!

*cuts Voices free*

Now I must suck the juices out of a hapless victim... Ciao!

*scurries off to the Arachnidoc Lair, hidden between some old soup cans in the MataBar storage room *
voices_in_my_head
Yay!
*runs for the exit*
JimiJimi
*Enters bar*

*Notices chair with Voices sat in*

Good, she's still here.

*Notices lack of lollipop in mouth*

Hang on a minute...

*Nudges Voices*

*Voices head comes off*

*Gasp* It was a decoy!

*Voices crawls out of a hole under the bar and runs outside*

I'll get you if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ooooooooooo... ooo... ah screw it.

*Pours a large glass of water*

*When no one's looking replaces water with quinine*

Hehehe...

*Leaves drink on table with note reading 'Perfectly normal glass of water. Drink it. It's free!'*
Moosh
*walks in*

*see's large glass of liquid with note attached*

*tips in powder from small paper packet and stirs until it dissovles*

*walks out*
JimiJimi
*Walks in*

*Notices large glass of liquid with note attached and quickly dissolving powder in*

*Pours in some ethanol*

*Walks out*

*Notices CheeseMoose*

*Both simultaneously tell each other what a nice drink there is just waiting on a table in the bar*
Ashbless
*Ties the both of them to handy nearby chairs, sticks lollypops into their mouths*

I wonder if I can trade you to the hamsters for the pinball machine?

*Drafts a hasty note and drops it into the hamster hole in the wall*
Moosh
I knew carrying matches around would come in handy someday.

*lights match and applies to ropes*

Er... is that the smell of burning hair?

I just set on fire some flammable things attached to me didn't I? Was this a bad idea?
JimiJimi
Yes, CM. Yes indeed. I'm just considering myself lucky that a) I'm on a different chair to you, and cool.gif I have a knife and am currently setting myself free.

*Gets out of chair and gets a whisky from the bar*

So long now, CM, take care.
Moosh
Handily I also have a portable fire extingwisher (how do you spell that) and I can put the fire out

*puts out fire with extingwisher*

the fire burned the ropes and I have only minimal burns. Yes!

*totters out of bar to go home and/or find someone to lick me wounds better*
JimiJimi
*Shakes head at CM*

At least I don't have second degree burns.

*Carries on drinking. Lots.*
Moosh
*Grins*

But I can get licked out of sympathy
JimiJimi
At least my hands haven't lost all feeling and become paralysed.

*Waves at CM*

Look! My hands move! And I can drink whisky with them!

*Drains the rest of the tall, tall glass*
Moosh
*Isn't paying attention to Jimi as is busy being licked. A lot*
JimiJimi
Well, at least I don't have other people's saliva on my hand.

*Is badly trying to hide the fact that he really does want to be licked, but wants to continue his trend of never losing an argument*

Yup. No saliva. Definately. And a moving hand. Yup. You bet.

*Pours a half pint of whisky*

*Drains*

*Slams down on table, breaking glass*

Ow. I mosht definately hurt my hand whilsht shmashing that glash. Lick my hand someone. Pleashe?

*Realises no one is paying attention, probably because he has now promoted himself to the stage of 'staggering drunk'.*

Ooh, an empty glash of whishky. I've alwaysh wondered if whishky was 'whishky' or 'whishkey'. Ah well. I'm beginning to shlur my words, sho I'm probably going to fall ashleep any time shoon.

Don't you think that pronounshing all 'S' shounds ash 'SH' shounds ish a highly shtereotyped way to make shomeone shound drunk?
Moosh
Who said anything about it being on my hand?

Both my hands are fully functional, which is more than can be said sor yours. I am also coherent, again which is more than can be said for you. I am being licked, and you're not. I win
Ashbless
*wanders out of storeroom where she was checking inventory*

*sees the freed captives, shrugs, laughs*

*passes another round to JimiJimi*

Can always give you the comfy chair in front of the fireplace if you do pass out.

It'll be easier to pass you off to the hamsters also if you're not so wiggly.
JimiJimi
*Says 'sit' but in a stereotyipical drunkard's voice*
Ashbless
*passes CM some burn cream compounded against dragon fire*

That should work when whatever/whoever stops licking you. biggrin.gif
JimiJimi
I think it's his stunt double, Keith licking him. Either that or he's got a mirror.
arachnidoc17
*bloodcurdling scream from storage room*
*all is silent*
*walks out of storage room*
What are you all staring at?
*everyone goes back to talking*
voices_in_my_head
*walks into bar, hears scream, the shrugs and orders a drink*
JimiJimi
*Walks into bar*

Hehehe...

*Leaves oil slick on floor*

*Jumps onto oil slick and starts to glide around bar*
Dave The Bunny
*enters the bar*

Would there happen to be any absinth in this establishment? Oh, and is smoking allowed?
arachnidoc17
is there any abseh-wha?

I hate smokers, they are rank (to the less educated individuals that means "smelly") and are arrogant and careless about their smoking and second hand smoke.
little_bear
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Apr 6 2005, 11:58 PM)
I hate smokers, they are rank (to the less educated individuals that means "smelly") and are arrogant and careless about their smoking and second hand smoke.
*

Way to generalise there pal. I admit, I don't like smoking, but in no way are all smokers 'arrogant'. Learn a bit of tolerance.
arachnidoc17
I meant, arrogant ABOUT THEIR SMOKING HABITS.
Sorry, my bad, should've worded it differently.


(the following sentence is NOT intended to sund mean or disrespectful to you.)
FYI, I am surrounded by smokers and they don't really care about who breathes in their smoke or where they leave their cig butts.
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