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dancing hamster guy
Well it was only a matter of time!

Thanks BIC for the idea - whether or not it will catch on I don't know!

We supply all types of, well, living things so ask for whatever you like.

We have a lot of hamster looking for a welcome home!

Open mondays - fridays

Staff would be helpful .... please!

Current staff : me, little bear

Er .. well yeah thats about it for now!

( note: this is not a matabar spinoff!)
little_bear
*walks through door, the little bell above it ringing gently*

Why, hello my good DHG, do you sell snakes? I would like a snake please. smile.gif

EDIT: Yay, its your thousandth post DHG!
dancing hamster guy
WOW your right!!!!

and on the opening of my pet store!!

thanks bear - have a snake on the house!!
little_bear
Yay!

*cuddles snake*

I shall call him Sid, and we shall play all day and I'll love him lots and lots. tongue.gif

*Doesn't notice snake coiling itself round him*
dancing hamster guy
*Aims tranquilizer gun at snake and fires*

there you go - he'll be awake soon !

*uncoils snake*

keep him in this basket for now - it also comes with this free flute!
little_bear
Feisty little nipper isn't he. tongue.gif

Thanks.

*tucks basket under arm*

Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes?
El Nino
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any chance of some snake food?  What do I feed snakes?
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You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head*
dancing hamster guy
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 01:13 PM)
Feisty little nipper isn't he. tongue.gif

Thanks.

*tucks basket under arm*

Any chance of some snake food?  What do I feed snakes?
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we have some rats in the floor boards - he could have them and be doing me a favour. they are very fond of mice thou.

*hands bear basket of mice*
little_bear
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 6 2005, 01:15 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Jan 6 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any chance of some snake food? What do I feed snakes?
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You ask for a snake but don't know what to feed it? *shakes head*
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Well, I know that you feed snakes dead mice etc, but figured DHG wouldn't like that, them being hamster-esque, so decided not to provoke him. smile.gif
dancing hamster guy
I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 01:18 PM)
I'm ok with that cos they died of natural causes!
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Just as well, I dispise fiendish mice murderers. tongue.gif
dancing hamster guy
hey want to work here little bear - I offer good pay and flexable hours - translated to you get paid pet food and you work here when you want!
Misty Rain
Good afternoon,

Could you please quote a price on the following:-

Can you do me a pair of siamese twin blue whales, half grown, joined at the belly?
Must be lesbians.

I will need 50 tons of krill per week delivered to an address to be supplied. (in Euyrope)


Misty Rain
dancing hamster guy
blink.gif wacko.gif

.... that my friend might take a while - do they even exist?

well the bulk of stock will arrive on Monday so if you could be patient I'm sure we will have some.

Will you be able to collect them or do you want them delivered?
El Nino
Can I have one of these please?
dancing hamster guy
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 03:22 PM)
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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Look at his cute little face, would he do such a thing?

innocent.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:22 PM)
It depends what you want for? - It better not be for eating hamsters!
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Just for guarding the bar.
dancing hamster guy
whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know!

oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing.....

well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it!
El Nino
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:34 PM)
whats wrong with the hamsters! they are good guards you know!

oh well.... I suppose you could have one since we have one in the backroom. I left a hamster to look after him while a go, but he seems to have gone missing.....

well here you go - it even comes with a free spiked collar and leash if you want it!
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Cool. Thanks, I know that hamsters are good guards, but I need something with a bit of a larger bite, just in case you know.
dancing hamster guy
I catch your drift - you will need some food for it so you can have a cow as well !
flyingdonkey
Can i buy a flying donkey to take me to the moon please, I will give you some magic beans
dancing hamster guy
put your beans away donkey - you don't need to pay - but flying donkeys are hard to find - I'll just ask margaret, she'll know:

MARGARET
MARGARET









margaret - YES

DO WE HAVE ANY FLYING DONKEYS FOR SALE?

margaret - I DON'T KNOW

i'm sorry she doesn't know

margaret - HAVE YOU CHECKED IN THE CUPBOARD?

oh yes what about one of these?

(sorry I had to quote little britain sometime)
spiffilicious05
I want a red panda or one of the desert foxes that I saw at the zoo.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?
dancing hamster guy
yeah I think we got a red panda in the back - this one even has a bow!

you'll be wanting some bamboo shoots with that

*passes panda and bamboo*

well time to close the shop - seeya tomorrow!
Black-Wings
Woo!!! Do you have any pet humans for sale? I heard that they're quite a handful but I think I ought to manage...
Moosh
Can I buy some more cheese for my Mooses? They prefer extra mature cheddar and there is quite a lot of them so I need a truckful
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 6 2005, 02:02 PM)
hey want to work here little bear - I offer good pay and flexable hours - translated to you get paid pet food and you work here when you want!
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Well, if you need the virtual help, I shall offer my services.
Asenyth
I would like a bunny, a very large lop eared bunny that is very cuddly and doesn't hop away when you pet him.
dancing hamster guy
wow - I didn't think I would have so much interest!

Ok cheese moose here is your cheese -


here is your red panda spiffilicious05


Asenyth, heres your bunny!


I don't think we stock humans (just yet), blackwings, sorry! But monkeys are just as good so you can have this one-


phew hard work this!
dancing hamster guy
oh and misty rain, after searching and searching, I have discovered that lesbien siamese twin blue whales joined at the belly do not exist. Sorry!
darth lee
do you sell jedi slaves !!!
darth lee
what about an ewok
dancing hamster guy
your wish is my command
darth lee
how much does it cost i only want it so i can kill it
dancing hamster guy
I'll just be taking that back ....

would you kindly leave the store!
little_bear
QUOTE (darth lee @ Jan 7 2005, 11:52 AM)
how much does it cost i only want it so i can kill it
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Barbarian!

*shakes fist*
dancing hamster guy
what can I do for you little bear?
Hows sid doing?
darth lee
do you have a dancing hampster i want to kill that too !!!!
little_bear
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 7 2005, 01:47 PM)
what can I do for you little bear?
Hows sid doing?
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Sid is ace ta! biggrin.gif

Just wanted some more mice if you please, and some extra lighting for my vivarium.
dancing hamster guy
Firstly, DL, I will not give you a ham-p-ster (when will you spell it right) or any other living that you seek to destroy.

and little bear help your self to the mice and the lights are on the 3rd aisle on your right
darth lee
what about a little bear i could kill that
little_bear
QUOTE (darth lee @ Jan 7 2005, 01:59 PM)
what about a little bear i could kill that
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Grow up Lee rolleyes.gif
dancing hamster guy
I didn't think little bear would be happy about that!

*tries to hide LB*
darth lee
i would "manic laugh"
spiffilicious05
oh thank you sooo so much for my red panda

I'm going to hug it an squeeze it and love it and cuddle it and feed it and maul it I mean...and dress it up and name it earl
Black-Wings
Aww man. Oh well, the monkey will do... he looks a bit like a grandpa...
Moosh
Do the mice come free or are they extra?
little_bear
Aw, that red panda is the cuteness. The way he's licking his little nose. Aw.
Asenyth
Awwwwwwwww... my bunny is sooooo cute, and he's just the kind I wanted! Do you have some alfalfa and bunny kibble too?
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