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Black-Wings
Teehee.. my grandpa monkey is like THE BEST!! but ummm.. what does he eat? Oh and I think I kinda.. sorta... forgot to pay for him... so umm.. how much does he cost?
Moosh
Isn't everything free in here?
Black-Wings
oooo really?.. WOW!!!! This is like.. THE BEST PET SHOP EVER!!!
Wyvern
Fantastic idea!

DHG Do you have any scuttlers?

I dont mind what size or colour mine appears to have gone missing! unsure.gif

If not could you suggest something similar?
exceptional1709
Wyvern! I found the big purple one! It's hiding over there in the corner eating cheese!
*gesticulates wildly*
Moosh
*CheeseMoose goes and confiscates the cheese*
...
*realises what he has just done*

*runs away*
Wyvern
QUOTE (exceptional1709 @ Jan 8 2005, 05:38 PM)
Wyvern!  I found the big purple one!  It's hiding over there in the corner eating cheese!
*gesticulates wildly*
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Yey! At last it's back! biggrin.gif

*scuttler starts growling at retreating pile of cheese*

Erm, CheeseMoose was that really wise? dry.gif

*eyes scuttler* huh.gif unsure.gif blink.gif

DHG do you happen to have anything it might like to eat, it looks a bit unhappy about the cheese being removed?! ph34r.gif
arachnidoc17
*Walks into room with black-and-yellow striped tape everywhere and "Aquarium" inscribed on a steel plaque*

Yeah, I'd like five cookie cutter sharks and a kraken, please?
voices_in_my_head
Could I buy something that eats hamsters? evil.gif
dancing hamster guy
wow so much to do so little time

asenyth - heres your alfalfa and bunny kibble



wyvern - I think these are scuttlers - correct me if I am wrong


arachnidoc - heres 5 cookie cutter sharks and you krakan



I think thats everything

Oh and yes everything is free!
Wyvern
EEEEP!

No DHG the thought was beautiful but that is NOT a scuttler!!! ph34r.gif

*looks for somewhere to hide*

Scuttlers have more legs and armour and a cuteness factor that, those arachnid creatures, as delightful as they may be, just dont have!!!

*backs away carefully*

Erm do you have anything slightly more scuttlery and less erm spidery....pleeeease? blink.gif
little_bear
*brandishes chair and whip and hops in front of Wyvern*

Back you fiend, back I say! Stay away *crack*, Stay away!
Wyvern
*Takes cover behind Little Bear*

Thankyou!
I wasn't sure how to get away with decorum you just saved me the hassle of worrying and saved me from eight legged critters into the bargain.

I owe you one matey! tongue.gif
little_bear
*bows*

Twas no trouble at all.

*adjusts lion tamers outfit*

Now, back to the Circus!
I_am_the_best
Aww man, my monkey has turned green and only eats cheese covered in jam... what shall I do???!!!
trunks_girl26
*enters store*

*Becomes wide-eyed at the large amount of different animals*

......But I don't see any Chocobos.....Could you get one for me?

Preferably blue =)
Quoth(The Raven)
(Enters, with Pendragon on shoulder...) Got any chow for my friend here... they don't make virgins in his size, anymore, and I'm fresh out...
arachnidoc17
Bwahahahahaha! Now I just need to dig a REALLY big moat...

Off to Menards! Arrivederci!
voices_in_my_head
umm..... can I have a chupacapbra?
dancing hamster guy
trunks girl 26 - heres your blue chocobo, it was hard to find but I managed


Quoth - I think we have some macaroni cheese for your pendragon


voices in my head - sorry couldn't find one

I_am_the_best - give these pills to it - it may be extremely hyper and frisky for the next few weeks but after that it will be fine

can I help anyone else?
arachnidoc17
Ummm... Yeah... Do you know where I can get some vessels and 15th century tradesmen? I just ran out of kibbles'n'ships.
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 13 2005, 04:39 AM)
voices in my head - sorry couldn't find one
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b...but I wanted a chupacabra!

*runs away crying*
Quoth(The Raven)
(Arthur the Pendragon looks at plate of Mac and cheese. Looks at DHG. Looks back at Mac and Cheese. Arthur makes lunge at DHG, but is stopped by Quoth...) Sorry, DHG! You wouldn't have any Mice in stock would you? He seems to have a taste for rodents, just now... No offense...
dancing hamster guy
voices in my head - you are in luck, I found this little critter sucking on the goats


gulp - Qouth you can have some mice if you must


sorry arachnidoc17 - we don't sell people!
voices_in_my_head
yay! his name is fred. why? 'cause I name everything fred. unless it's real name is fred. and then it's bob.
but this is fred.



get his nameright or he'll eat you. MWHAHAHAHA!
arachnidoc17
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 14 2005, 05:06 AM)
sorry arachnidoc17 - we don't sell people!
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Oh, alright... Looks like I'm gonna hafta chop up my dentist...
Korbin Dallas
Can I have a parrot please? Preferably a norweigan blue.
PHEONIX-=SWEADY=-
*looks around* "ill have that door lol
little_bear
QUOTE (Korbin Dallas @ Jan 15 2005, 02:37 PM)
Can I have a parrot please? Preferably a norweigan blue.
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Watch DHG doesn't sell you one nailed to the perch as it were.

_
voices_in_my_head
sad.gif you don't seem to have any normal animals.....
and I'm running out of kittens to give out to the noobs!
Quoth(The Raven)
Good! That means more mice and hamsters for Arthur!
dancing hamster guy
korbin - you get your parrot


PHEONIX-=SWEADY=- - ermm ... you can have a door


VIMH - have as many kittens as you want
little_bear
Eurgh. That kitten is just plain ugly.
dancing hamster guy
ahhh .... how can you say that?
Korbin Dallas
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 17 2005, 12:21 PM)
korbin - you get your parrot

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thanks, hang on it's not moving.
voices_in_my_head
Yay! now I can start training my army of kittens to hunt hamsters!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*cough*

unsure.gif what?
Ashbless
Hiya DHG!

Could I get a bushel basketfull of dragon food. Guppy at the Bar needs some as does Quoth's friend Arthur. Wyvern was also still lurking there also but she happily eats cookies.

Could you deliver? I'll pay for it out of the wages BIC pays me. wink.gif

*blows kiss*
Thanks you're a doll.
*wanders back out*
Quoth(The Raven)
Hmmm... is it Purina Dragon Chow?
little_bear
QUOTE (Korbin Dallas @ Jan 17 2005, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 17 2005, 12:21 PM)
korbin - you get your parrot
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thanks, hang on it's not moving.
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This parrot is deceased, it has ceased to be.... wink.gif
monkey_called_narth
i want an army of evil, flying, kung-foo knowing squirllies...
Quoth(The Raven)
Arthur has a headache. I'm not feeling too well, myself, but I can take aspirin. But Arthur needs a bottle of Dragon dose Ibuprofin...
Quoth(The Raven)
and Arthur would like to try one of those squirels, too... He's heard they taste like chicken...
trunks_girl26
QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Jan 13 2005, 09:39 AM)
trunks girl 26 - heres your blue chocobo, it was hard to find but I managed

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Yay! thanks so much DHG, but it seems I'm all out of my high-grade Chocobo food. What do you suggest as a supliment until I can forage for more?
voices_in_my_head
Is there a way that I can help a kitten that's turned green?
Quoth(The Raven)
Well, the spell Arthur used is adaptive... The effect should be temporary, unless the victim likes the effect... in which case, it could become permanent. You do understand, don't you, that this also includes singing like Celine Dion, and turning cartwheels when she's happy... If SHE likes it, the effect will stick. Sorry about that...
voices_in_my_head
There's no way my kitten would LIKE singing Celine Dion! I've raised her better than that.
Quoth(The Raven)
Any Hamster flavored Dragon Chow™, today? Oh, yes, and some Meow Mix™ for the winged cat...
I_am_the_best
Monkey died sad.gif

Do you have any green flamingos in store?
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jan 24 2005, 12:08 AM)
Any Hamster flavored Dragon Chow™, today?  Oh, yes, and some Meow Mix™ for the winged cat...
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Meow Mix? nah, she perfers mac and cheese.
Hobbes
I'm looking for a hen White-Naped Yuhina.
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