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trunks_girl26
It seems I need better assistants happy.gif

*throws the switch herself*

*Blows a fuse*

Sigh......
JimiJimi
*Waddles up to Ange*

Do you also say 'Fro-dereck'?
trunks_girl26
No, it's Frederic!
voices_in_my_head
Well, if the proper way won't work, we're just gonna have to use my method.

*pulls out tank of water and electric cord*
this ought to give out some shock!
The Tortured Soul
i did have MAJOR addiction to the matazone... it subsided but i think it's on the increase again!!!

help me... tongue.gif

(or not i like it here)
JimiJimi
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Apr 3 2005, 09:47 PM)
No, it's Frederic!
*

I just thought you might have said 'Fro-dereck Fron-kon-steen'.
I_am_the_best
QUOTE (The Tortured Soul @ Apr 4 2005, 01:48 AM)
i did have  MAJOR addiction to the matazone... it subsided but i think it's on the increase again!!!

help me... tongue.gif

(or not i like it here)
*


Seems like you should see Jimis Brother Black Sheep Addict animation. It's all about how great it is to be addicted to Matazone. smile.gif
The Tortured Soul
cool, where may i find said animation
JimiJimi
You may find it here.




Haha, made you click!




But seriously, it's over here at my site.




Haha! Made you click again!




OK, I'll be serious now, you can find it hyaa. 'Tis 1.69MB.
trunks_girl26
*attaches marshmellows to CM for roasting*

happy.gif I love a good electricution.
JimiJimi
IGOR
What is this?

FREDDY
Schwartzwalder Kirschtorte.



Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnhhhhhhh...

Man, I just HAVE to watch Young Frankenstein in the next few days...
trunks_girl26
*sings* Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
The Tortured Soul
cool anim dude... unfortunatly i missed the extra ending coz my screen saver kicked in and by the time i got it off i'd missed it... i saw bat man and robin again and lost the rest...

and there are sum things i dun get, prolly coz i been away too long... but what is CoBBS all about???
JimiJimi
It's the Cult of Brother Black Sheep man!

Check it out!

As long as you've seen Mata's Brother Black Sheep animation you'll get what it's all about...
Moosh
Really? I made it and I still don't get what it's all about
JimiJimi
Fair point.
The Tortured Soul
of course i've seen the anim... and i'm terrible at working out appreviations i generally hafta be told hehe...
trunks_girl26
I get what it's about!

.....well no, not really. But I do like my two-liners! happy.gif

Anywho, The Tortured Soul's about to get more tortured.....time for more shock therapy!

*Breaks out balloons and shag carpeting.* This time it'll work!
The Tortured Soul
ohmy.gif

i never agreed to this... i may not even be an addict i recovered once and i'm sure it's nothing

*Tort starts to back away from the crazed trunks girl*
trunks_girl26
But.....but.....*sniffles*

it's just a little static electricity and balloons.........*sniffle*
JimiJimi
*Like in 'Towering Inferno', Jimi plants explosives on water tanks above the MAA. He then shreds the plastic covering off all electrical cables.*

3...

2...

1...

*A mass of fire, dust, concrete and water come crashing down from the ceiling accompanied by a loud explosion and gushing water noise. Everything is electrocuted, soaked, and crushed by the debris. As the dust settles, a voice is heard...*

Err... OK, I really screwed up bad this time...

[edit] DAMN! I only just realised I've missed by 1,000th post!!!
trunks_girl26
*sigh* It looks like more cleaning is to be had.......

*breaks out broom and pan whilst trying not to destroy Jimi*
Quoth(The Raven)
*Quoth silently hands Trunksgirl the Elve's business card...*
voices_in_my_head
I wouldn't trust those Elves if I were you, Ange....

I remember when they 'patched' the hole in the foor at the cult of Brother Black Sheep...
trunks_girl26
Free coffee if you help me clean up, OTA.

Yeah, I don't know about those elves....though I've half a mind to have Jimi patch the entire place up!

*hrumphs*
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Apr 14 2005, 04:50 PM)
I wouldn't trust those Elves if I were you, Ange....

I remember when they 'patched' the hole in the foor at the cult of Brother Black Sheep...
*


Hey, the Elves do good work, but they're in big demand... They can't help it if you fell through the hole, before they could get there...
voices_in_my_head
I believe that after they patched the floor, IATB fell through...
spiffilicious05
yeah I'm an addict -- anyone got a problem wit that?

c'mon anyone wanna go?

anyone?

I knew it -- you're all a bunch of whimps!

lol..jk..
Mata
My name is Mata and I check in the forums at least once a day...
voices_in_my_head
*hands out straight jackets*
Don't you all feel so much better after admitting to your adiction?
JimiJimi
Mata, it took you a bloody long time to show up!

This thread is becoming ignored... can we let this happen?!

I propose that we all dance to the birdie song.
little_bear
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Apr 21 2005, 08:30 PM)
This thread is becoming ignored... can we let this happen?!
*

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
trunks_girl26
*Me ties up LB*

Bad bear! No fun for you!

In other news....what's the birdie song?
JimiJimi
Behold the birdie song! It's not the best example, but after a few seconds you'll recognise it... This version's a little slower than the one that all children and old people play at discos.
trunks_girl26
Ohhhhhhhh, you mean the chicken dance!

*me dances for pure fun sake*
Quoth(The Raven)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Apr 15 2005, 06:07 PM)
I believe that after they patched the floor, IATB fell through...
*


I checked with the Elves... seems they had an order to install a space warp, later in the day, and got the invoices confused... all fixed now, though... laugh.gif
pgrmdave
*bump*

I know I should be leaving for school fifteen minutes ago...but...matazone keeps me here...I hope I'm not late.
Quoth(The Raven)
Arthur: My name is Arthur, and I'm addicted to the Matazone... I always find the freshest hamsters and faeries, here... laugh.gif
Quoth(The Raven)
I'm addicted to Matazone, 'cause it's weirder than I am... smile.gif
voices_in_my_head
*orders Quoth a straight jacket*
SPEAKERfortheLOST
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JimiJimi
I can't remember ever getting a straightjacket...

*Checks*

No, I don't believe I did. Other than that one made out of duct tape.

*Runs about*

I'm free! I'm FREE! I have no straightjacket!
voices_in_my_head
*Wraps Jimi in duct tape*

We can't have dangerous people such as Matazone addicts running about, now can we?
SPEAKERfortheLOST
absolutely not!

*opens new box of duct tape and hands a new roll to VIMH*

Here, you need a new roll...

*checks the quality of the duct tape*

Hmmmm.... must get a better brand of tape next time we order...

*hands another roll to VIMH*

you will need more to do the same job
Quoth(The Raven)
Hey! Where has Ange gotten off to? This is her thread, after all! No slacking off! laugh.gif
JimiJimi
Hey, watch it! You're taping up my nostrils!

*Nostrils taped up*

Ah, I can't breathe!

Oh wait, I still have a mouth.

*Mouth taped up*

*Muffled shouting sounds*

*Dies*
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