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Usurper MrTeapot
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Jan 31 2005, 10:04 PM)
Hey Tiger, hey Tea.  I have some minty London oreos if you'd care give me some of yours, I'll give you some of mine
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I can get all the London Or...ohhh I getcha. Lead on young Frog. Show me the London Oreo goodness...
Feyliya
::handcuffs Froggie and gives her Oreo after Oreo::
Wyvern
Methinks these oreos may be worth investigating...in the name of improved recipes only, you understand...
froggle-rock
*leads Tiger and Tea to a nice lill corner of the cupboard...*

Hehehe, oh I say, that's a big lunch box you have there Mr T. What's that Tiger, it's full of oreo goodness?

*giggles some more*


*is then handcuffed by Fey, and likes the oreos she recives*

Oh, why thank you biggrin.gif
Feyliya
::accidentally handcuffs herself to a large ceremonial statue of Saint Mittens made entirely of Legos::
Usurper MrTeapot
*eyes Frog suspiciously*

You after my lunchbox?
Feyliya
Is it just me, or are 9/10ths of the Lego avvies set in some sort of kinky-dungeon fashion?

::steals Mr. Teapot's lunchbox and has all his Oreos::
Wyvern
Dungeon fashion? Really are you sure?

*takes notes on oreo dispersement and looks innocent*

I hadn't noticed....
Feyliya
Tell you what, Wyvern...you handcuff me and I'll handcuff you and we'll get Teapot to spank us with that lovely whip he's got. Sound good?
Wyvern
Sounds excellent!

*eyes Teapots whip*

*abandons notepad and heads into the fray*
Usurper MrTeapot
YES YES YES!

*ahem*

Yeah sure, not bothered really.
Feyliya
A spanking! A spanking!
Usurper MrTeapot
And afterwards. The Oreo SMEX.
Feyliya
Yes! Yes!
Wyvern
Oooh! A spanking!

YEY! Bring it on...
*cough*
well whenever you feel like it, no hurry.
Usurper MrTeapot
*spanks*

*gives out oreos*

Now say thankyou Mister I shant spank you again.
Feyliya
Thank you Mister! wink.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Jan 31 2005, 10:27 PM)
Tackle me single-handed!
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In all my minutes of online Oreo Domination I've never come across that request before.

Edit: Aww you edited the post.
Feyliya
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 31 2005, 02:28 PM)
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Jan 31 2005, 10:27 PM)
Tackle me single-handed!
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In all my minutes of online Oreo Domination I've never come across that request before.

Edit: Aww you edited the post.
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It was another Monty Python refrence! tongue.gif

Now tackle me single handedly, Mister!
Feyliya
::grabs Snoo, handcuffs her, and pulls her in for some extra-marital Oreos, spankings, and SMEXING::
Usurper MrTeapot
*doesn't remember that one*

*obliges and proceeds with a double spank*

Right. Fey, Wyvern. Into the closet now, don't make me use my lunchbox.
voices_in_my_head
....I'll stay out of this.....


but happy wedding day anyway!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
/me eeps!!

*enjoys it really*

Yay! A spanking!!!
Feyliya
You can't avoid it, Voices!
::grabs her and gives her Oreos and SMEXING::
Wyvern
Welcome to this little huddle of fun snoo hun.
Ooo! and Voices too!

Enjoy!

*secures with second set of cuffs* just in case...

But the closet? Now? But its getting interesting!
Feyliya
::is glad her avvie came equipped for kinky fun:: biggrin.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
I didn't know that this would happen but I'm not complaining. I thought all pirates came with whips...sexy whips. *admires sexyness*
Feyliya
I knew this would happen! All e-weddings this forum has ever had have pretty much ended up in drunken debauchery! ::breaks out the Jello-Shooters::
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Jan 31 2005, 10:41 PM)
I knew this would happen!  All e-weddings this forum has ever had have pretty much ended up in drunken debauchery!  ::breaks out the Jello-Shooters::
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erm... isn't that the point of them? This one was actually pretty tame from others I've seen!

*joins you with the shooters*
Feyliya
Yes, this one has been a touch tame. I mean, just think of all the leathery-kinky-sudsy ones in the past!
voices_in_my_head
still avoiding it.....

must.not.join.wedding....
Usurper MrTeapot
I think its because Legomen are Asexual. Its a bit hard to be debauchery without the proper parts.
Wyvern
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 31 2005, 10:44 PM)
still avoiding it.....

must.not.join.wedding....
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*borrows Teapots whip and hooks voices in and proceeds to ply with shooters*

Come on you know you want too....
Usurper MrTeapot
*sniff* ...she took my whip.

*is no longer a man*
Feyliya
Well, I have to get ready to sell an armoire.

::gives a few more Oreos and SMEXES everyone on her way out::
Wyvern
*hooks Teapot in*

Surely you're man enough to reclaim a little whip...admittedly a gorgeous, sexy, leathery whip of impressive length..

*Strokes whip*
voices_in_my_head
*struggles*

must.not.give.in.....
Usurper MrTeapot
It's got impressive girth too. You can borrow it if you want.
Wyvern
*strokes whip*

Well if you're quite sure...

Voices I insist have another..
*plys with more shooters*
voices_in_my_head
Are you trying to get me drunk?
Wyvern
Not at all, just trying to give these poor abandoned shooters a good home! innocent.gif
voices_in_my_head
.....is the room supposed to be spinning like that?
Wyvern
Probably!
I don't think you can tell in this place. Care to join me with another? it would be such cruelty to leave them here!
voices_in_my_head
Yeah, I could use anoth......
*passes out*
Wyvern
Ooops!

Oh well, not many left now....

*toasts crumpled heap that resembles Voices and watches the stairs melt again*
voices_in_my_head
*falls off side of the stairs*


OW.....
Wyvern
*handcuffs self to stairway for security and curls up to sleep*

Good wedding, congratulations all!

Could someone make sure I get home at some point please....
voices_in_my_head
me too.....



*looks around*
how'd I get down here?
Oni Usagi
Sorry I had to leave hun. sad.gif . I'll talk to you tommorow I guess.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 31 2005, 09:28 PM)
eep. Sarah is now my bridesmaid because p@ and Erin are MIA... grr!
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uhh...yeah, sorry...real life...thing >_>
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