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Polocrunch
Discussion welcomed!

*rubs hand gleefully*
LoLo
One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster <-----how could I pass that one up?
Polocrunch
But but - Mt Righteous! How could you pass _that_ up?!
LoLo
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Feb 17 2005, 07:54 AM)
But but - Mt Righteous! How could you pass _that_ up?!
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Easy, I scrolled down and voted for the One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster. tongue.gif laugh.gif
Polocrunch
Psh, shutup fag. tongue.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
I say Wangbert or nothing at all. Vote Wangbert!
Snugglebum the Destroyer
Okay - I really like The Little Engine That Could but despite that I've gone with my gut choice which is, of course, Wangbert.

When we've named it - does it get a coming out party? laugh.gif
Polocrunch
Wangbert and Vagina-Buster are level pegging! omg!
Cath Sparrow
I was also drawn to Wangbert. tongue.gif
kidvicious2punk
mount righteous

haha thats grand smile.gif

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Wangbert and Vagina-Buster are level pegging! omg!


haha if they win perhaps a comprimise...wangbert the vagina buster? haha
Feyliya
I'm sure there would be many women out there amused by the idea of climbing Mount Righteous. That's deffinitely my fav of the lot. And don't forget, it can be taken as a command, too! wink.gif tongue.gif

What happened to the suggestion "Bob"? That one tickled my funny-bone, too.
Usurper MrTeapot
I just think that "One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster" is a tad too long a name. If that name wins then I'm sure Ri'll want to shorten it to Old One Eye or something similar.
Sir Psycho Sexy
hasn't this been done already??

it was a toss up (easy tiger!) between the little engine that could and cumberland...
Polocrunch
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Feb 17 2005, 07:27 PM)
What happened to the suggestion "Bob"?  That one tickled my funny-bone, too.[/color]
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I didn't see anyone supporting it in the other thread, so I excluded it from the final vote. You have only yourself to blame!
Sir Psycho Sexy
I'm really going to have to push the little engine that could, common everyone, make me giggle even more! biggrin.gif
trunks_girl26
Mt. Righteous....

Though I still like The OTHER Other White Meat better....
MistressAlti
You don't suppose he finds this odd, that a bunch of strangers are naming his junior self?
Polocrunch
I'm sure he's quite used to in-depth discussion about his Mr Johnson.
{Gothic Angel}
...Cos of course it's not weird that we all name each other's tits tongue.gif
pgrmdave
I must say, I found Weapon of Mass Seduction to be the best.
believe
I'm still not sure whether to snicker or to be afraid, Polocrunch. tongue.gif
elphaba2
I voted One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster, myself, but how's this motto: "Ri's Wang--It's Spiffylicious!"?

Maybe he could get it tatooed on his stomach and give me a million dollars everytime he says it aloud. Or something.
Daedalus
I voted for Cumberland, mainly because the idea of a curly wang is quite entertaining.

Vote Cumberland!

Snugglebum the Destroyer
OMFG Daedalus - that is the nastiest looking Cumberland I've ever seen!! ohmy.gif

*dry heaves*
Daedalus
It does look somewhat....... turdish, doesn't it?

Oh well... a Cumberland Sausage for a wang is still highly amusing. Just think! It could be like one of those noisy party things that you blow (I forget the name)
Fallen Element
Noisy party thingies? Can't remember either... I voted 'The Little Engine That Could' cos it sounds funneh!

[old granny speak]
Dearie dearie me... What is the world coming to!?
[/old granny speak]

Fal xXx
Daedalus
You know... the little tube things that are rolled up, until you blow them (like a whistle). Then they extend and make a high pitched squealing noise. Can you imagine the wang equivalent?
Snugglebum the Destroyer
QUOTE (Daedalus @ Feb 20 2005, 12:16 AM)
You know... the little tube things that are rolled up, until you blow them (like a whistle). Then they extend and make a high pitched squealing noise. Can you imagine the wang equivalent?
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Well I'm not blowing on it... laugh.gif
Fallen Element
[spam]

Mistress, you're a spoilsport!! tongue.gif

[/spam]

I just asked my brother-in-law what they were called but he doesn't know... Lets stick with the description: noisy party thingies. Unless some enlightened Matazonian can help?

***VOTE THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD***

Fal xXx
{Gothic Angel}
Party squeakers? tongue.gif
Polocrunch
Well, it looks like "One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster" won it. Congratulations to Tigersong for coming up with the name. And congratulations to Righteous, who now has a name to croon when he wants to encourage his wang.

"Go on Virgin-Buster! You can do it! Yes! Yes!"

And so on.
Righteous
Christ, just when I thought this died.

Yes, Missy. I do find it weird that there are a bunch of random people from around the world are discussing the title of my genital organs. And no, Polo, I'm actually not. My friends and I discuss music, bitch about movies, play drums, prank eachother and talk about how much we hate this town. The only time anything ever comes up is when the guys are looking up piercings and see something gnarly on a guys Johnson.

So now that I'm officially blushing, I'm curious as to what poll or campaign you're thinking of doing on my behalf now that this is over.

And, um, I declare "One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster" should be voided as I've never had sex with a virgin.
ravein
all I know if I NEVER hear the words The Thickest Perogy used to describe someone’s hanging gardens again It will be to soon!!! innocent.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 23 2005, 05:02 PM)
And, um, I declare "One Eyed, One Horned Massive Purple Virgin-Buster" should be voided as I've never had sex with a virgin.
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Hear that! Wangbert is the winner woo!

Edit: Hope no one notices that wangbert actually came joint third...
Feyliya
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2005, 01:00 PM)
Hear that! Wangbert is the winner woo!

Edit: Hope no one notices that wangbert actually came joint third...
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You mean fourth, right? tongue.gif

Go Mount Righteous!

::suddenly feels really dirty when she reads that back to herself::
saucy_tara
I still think Gargantua is the best.. evil.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Feb 24 2005, 06:43 AM)

You mean fourth, right? tongue.gif

Go Mount Righteous!

::suddenly feels really dirty when she reads that back to herself::

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Damnination!

vote wangbert...
VVes
Think glow in the dark condom... black lights , oh yeah nice image

vote OBI DONG KENOBI
Feyliya
VVes! ::tackles:: ::stables to the forums::

/spam
Righteous
"The Little Engine the Could" should be voided as well. It's not little. Okay, when it's soft, it's like a scared turtle but when it's hard, depending on the situation, it can get to six-and-a-half inches, so I'm not worried about it.

And Polo. I'm still weirded out by this.
believe
Argh. *twitches at intake of too much information and scurries off*
Righteous
Hey, Polo started the whole thing. Yell at him for opening Pandora's box.
mooooooooooopo
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 25 2005, 01:07 PM)
Hey, Polo started the whole thing. Yell at him for opening Pandora's box.
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Who would have thought it? Ri's wang is the source of all evil in the world.

*flees*
Righteous
QUOTE (moop @ Feb 25 2005, 08:37 AM)
Who would have thought it? Ri's wang is the source of all evil in the world.
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Well, it has gotten me into a lot of trouble over the years...
{Gothic Angel}
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 25 2005, 01:07 PM)
Hey, Polo started the whole thing. Yell at him for opening Pandora's box.
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Dude, we're all talking about your wang already, do you have to drag Pandora's box into this too? tongue.gif
Righteous
Jeez and they say I'm a perv. tongue.gif
{Gothic Angel}
Its IRC! I swear! tongue.gif
Polocrunch
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Feb 25 2005, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 25 2005, 01:07 PM)
Hey, Polo started the whole thing. Yell at him for opening Pandora's box.
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Dude, we're all talking about your wang already, do you have to drag Pandora's box into this too? tongue.gif
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*raucous applause*

And Ri, just chill, man. Play it cool, cat.
believe
QUOTE
Hey, Polo started the whole thing. Yell at him for opening Pandora's box.


*Scrubs out mind and waves the featherstick threateningly at polo* wink.gif
Polocrunch
Is that featherstick a phallic symbol? If it is, we'll have to name it.
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