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voices_in_my_head
Brides maid here!
I_am_the_best
Bride here smile.gif
trunks_girl26
two spinning bridesmaids.

And a pendragon on a Little Bear!

*spins and falls to the floor, taking Voices down with her*
voices_in_my_head
*Emma raises her wing*
Offical duck here!
Wyvern
Ahem *swigs*

We are all gathered to witness a most sacred and wonderous event...the joining in e-matrimony of two forumites...CheeseMoose and....

Do we have a Bride?
I_am_the_best
Yee! Meee! biggrin.gif
Wyvern
Ah we do..Good! biggrin.gif Always helps!

Now firstly as is customary are there any here who feel that this event should not go ahead...if so I suggest you leave NOW!

*eyes assembly*

Now CheeseMoose do you take the blushing IATB to be your e-bride regardless of duck, dragon and assorted forum critter invasions or potential heckling from all angles,for as long as you shall both be present within these hallowed halls?
Moosh
I do wub.gif
voices_in_my_head
*pulls out tissues*
little_bear
*heckles*

Whoops, best man's not supposed to do that is he...

Sorry folks. blush.gif

*slinks away*
trunks_girl26
*gets up from floor, and starts crying uncontrolably*

I'ssssssss ssoooooo booootiful *is still a wee bit drunk*

*emma perches on LB and lays an egg*
little_bear
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Mar 14 2005, 09:33 PM)
*gets up from floor, and starts crying uncontrolably*

I'ssssssss ssoooooo booootiful *is still a wee bit drunk*

*emma perches on LB and lays an egg*
*

I'm inclined to break that ruddy duck's neck right now...

*looks all dangerous like*

"Go on CM my son! Av it lad!"
Wyvern
Now IATB do you take the dashing CheeseMoose to be your e-hubby withstanding all aforementioned critter invasions, heckling and possible intrusion upon your nuptials from Magical Trevor and his leathery, leathery whip. For as long as your presence graces the forums?
voices_in_my_head
Well, that's an interesting nesting spot....

wait...

Emma laid an egg!
I_am_the_best
Did someone say whip?

Oooh, yes, yes I do *sniff* wub.gif
Wyvern
An egg? Is it Gold????
Moosh
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Mar 14 2005, 08:35 PM)
Well, that's an interesting nesting spot....

wait...

Emma laid an egg!
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Yay, our marriage has brought forth new life already
trunks_girl26
*Emma and Tobias fly over to one another to kiss midair......but kiss LB instead*

Maybe they had a bit too much to drink too.....
Wyvern
Steady there lad you havent had the rings yet!

Ooh Best man rings? Have you got them?

*eyes and swigs sneakily whilst attentions are diverted by duck activities*
Moosh
*pokes Little_bear*

Wake up, this is your bit
I_am_the_best
It must be a sign! wink.gif

It seems that there's love in the air (aha... i just realised what a sad, lame pun that was) for Emma and Tobias too! tongue.gif
little_bear
Whoa! Oh, yes!

Wait a sec, it's around here somewhere.

*ruffles pockets frantically*

I'm sure I had it, just a second ago...

*strips naked in an attempt to find ring*

*falls off top of head*

Ah, there we are

*insert stunned silence here*
JimiJimi
Hello people, did I miss much? And is it possible to be joint best man with little_bear now I'm back? I had to get out of band practice as soon as I could...
I_am_the_best
And you get dressed the one time the dress code is nude Little Bear tongue.gif

Edit: JIMIJIMI!!!!!!!!
voices_in_my_head
Wait....I'm supossed to be the over-protective mother, here!
*lights torch*
trunks_girl26
Just a lot of LB lovin'- critter-style

EDIT: Oh yes, and a wedding
Moosh
Yes, if Jimi and LB could do the beat man bit with the rings together it would be good
JimiJimi
OK, what point are we up to?
Moosh
You are just about to hand over the rings
Moosh
MonochromeRainbow *cries from kitchen* aww my ickle brother gettin e-married........ pass a tissue, someone smile.gif
JimiJimi
Err, OK, *LB and JJ fight over who hands over ring*

Quick LB, look over there! It's... err... a giant bear eating... thing...
Wyvern
*eyes little bear* hmm...interesting hiding place.

*grins as Tobias steals discarded clothes*

Right so now for the last bit before the honeymoon...

*pauses to allow suitable tension build up*

Dearly beloved, or at least randomly gathered forumites of diverse persuasion stand and witness with the sharing of these rings the final bond between these two E-loves.

*aside to couple* Dont forget the signatures will be need later in triplicate and blood, small print allows for no backing out.

*to assembly*
A toast!!!!

Little Bear, JIMIJIMI the Rings may be given......NOW!
little_bear
*gives ring in conjunction with JJ*
Moosh
*sniff* - MR
JimiJimi
*With a lot of tugging and childish gritting of teeth, the ring finally gets over to the bride and groom*

Give me the ring! Nyaaaa! Ring! Ring! Oh wait, it's the bride's...
trunks_girl26
*cheers*

*Empties another fishbowl pina colada and promptly trips over Jimi*
JimiJimi
Hey hey hey! These shoes have to be back at Mikey's by 6 AM!
little_bear
Say isn't it tradition for the best man to get off with the bridesmaid?

[/smut]
Wyvern
*downs last of bottle and steps back from the tangle of people around the ring*

Ahh such enthusiasm its just beautiful!

*munches erotic cookie and tops up Pina colada fishbowl*
Moosh
Isn't it the tradition for everyone to get it on with everyone at these things?
trunks_girl26
*Glances at Voices*

*promptly regains sobriety and looks for those stairs again*
Wyvern
Quite possibly...
Moosh
Are we done? if not, what happens now?
voices_in_my_head
QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 14 2005, 03:48 PM)
Say isn't it tradition for the best man to get off with the bridesmaid?

[/smut]
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*pushes Ange forward*

*runs*
JimiJimi
Oh great. There's two best men here!
trunks_girl26
*Grabs Jimijimi and hightails it to the nearest closet*
Moosh
who's the chief bridesmaid anyway? and if no one knows, can i be it? hehe.... or i'll just sit here and wear a hat. - MR

Above is MonochromeRainbow, my sister
voices_in_my_head
*looks for hiding place*
Wyvern
Well Mr CM and Mrs CM the officail bit is over, I believe tradition now dictates you go a honeymooning and the guests get rip roaring drunk, strip and behave in truly deplorable fashion.

At least thats what all the others I've ever witnessed tend to evolve into. unsure.gif

So my pretties!....Commence with the celebrating!!!
JimiJimi
Although I do admit that was a little unfair to little bear, it --

*Interrupted by forcment into closet*

Is forcement a word? Because if it --
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