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Phyllis
Hooray! The other day my lovely e-wife Jaq asked me to re-e-marry her when I clubbed her over the head and dragged her off by her hair (our first e-wedding was caveman themed).

The theme is b-movies. FurryMammal will be performing the ceremony. Moop is my best man, and Tigersong is Jaq's Dude of Honour.


I am going as The Wasp Woman:



And the wedding is being hosted here:



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Jaq
I will re-e-marry my caveman...erm.. woman as Linda from the original Evil Dead movie.

Come! Join in the dismemberment and cake!

mooooooooooopo
Whooo!

I shall be bestmanning as some guy with cool facial hair wearing some tight leather thing and...chains! yay.

Tigersong
I'm here, as the One and Only Ash!

I guess as the Dude of Honour, it's my job to stand around and look pretty.

Jaq
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Apr 10 2005, 03:16 AM)
I'm here, as the One and Only Ash!

I guess as the Dude of Honour, it's my job to stand around and look pretty.
*



And dismember the bride if it comes to that. Or if I start trying to eat other people's brains...
FurryMammal
And I shall be performing the ceremony



I have the stance. Are the planets correctly aligned for the ceremony to begin?
Phyllis
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:14 AM)
I shall be bestmanning as some guy with cool facial hair wearing some tight leather thing and...chains! yay.
*


...and Jaq said I couldn't take you behind the altar and rip your clothes off if I chose you as best man. Well, there isn't much to rip off!

*SMEXES best man quickly behind Jaq's back before ceremony begins*

Ahem. *straightens wings* Shall we? innocent.gif
Tigersong
/me looks warily at the SMEXING and starts chainsaw menacingly.
Jaq
QUOTE (candice @ Apr 10 2005, 03:18 AM)
Ahem.  *straightens wings*  Shall we?  innocent.gif
*



*screams maniacally once*

edited to add: once for yes, twice for no
Tigersong
I think that's a yes.
Tigersong
/me starts cutting down random zombie guests in boredom.

Dum dee dum dum...

Edited to remove angry edit.
Jaq
/me hungrily eyes non zombie guests
Phyllis
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 9 2005, 10:33 AM)
/me hungrily eyes non zombie guests
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Patience, darling. Wait for the reception!

/me stings Geoff for calling her a perv in IRC
FurryMammal
WITHOUT much further ado (stop that TS) the ceremony shall proceed.

First, I feel I must warn those reading that this ceremony contains scenes of extended bad animation, poor acting, and long drawn out screams.

Ahem.

Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks, and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?
Cath Sparrow
/me attempt to leg it in late but what with being a robot runnig anit going to well
Tigersong
/me playfully bats away the wasp woman with his chainsaw.

Eh, buzz off.
Phyllis
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 9 2005, 10:34 AM)
Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks,  and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?
*


*buzzes in an agreeing fashion*

Hmm. I will not devour my bride's best friend. I will not devour my bride's best friend...
Cath Sparrow
/me oils joint so as not to squeek at inapropriate times
Jaq
QUOTE
Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks, and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?



*looks lovingly into Cand's eyes*

*lets out one blood curdling shriek*
mooooooooooopo
/me wanders about to accompanyment of much creaking and many rattling noises
Tigersong
NOT YET, Linda.

/me slaps the bride upside the head.

Ew. Now I have bits of gross and maggots on my hand.
Jaq
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Apr 10 2005, 03:40 AM)
NOT YET, Linda.

/me slaps the bride upside the head.

Ew.  Now I have bits of gross and maggots on my hand.
*


*laughs maniacally*

*gnaws on skull*
Cath Sparrow
*offers moop oil*
FurryMammal
QUOTE (candice @ Apr 9 2005, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 9 2005, 10:34 AM)
Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks,  and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?
*


*buzzes in an agreeing fashion*

Hmm. I will not devour my bride's best friend. I will not devour my bride's best friend...
*



Quite. Jaq! Same question, approriate titles redistributed and correctly inserted paranthetically in a logical order.
mooooooooooopo
/me shivers and compains loudly about the cold drowning out most of the other noise in the room/boat/fish/submarine thingy

/me gratefully accepts oil from Cath and proceeds to oil self up

Kinky!
Jaq
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 10 2005, 03:42 AM)
Jaq! Same question, approriate titles redistributed and correctly inserted paranthetically in a logical order.
*


*screams once more*
Tigersong
I hope that's not MY skull you're gnawing on. Well, if it is, *buzzes chainsaw and laughs manaically*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
/me wanders in innocently and looks around

ohmy.gif blink.gif huh.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif

/me runs around screaming in a girlish manner

ohmy.gif blink.gif huh.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif

/me runs into a pew in her panic and twists her ankle

ohmy.gif blink.gif huh.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif

/me screams trying frantically to untangle herself from the pew
Tigersong
Watch out, snoo! The zombies are hungry!
Jaq
graaaaaaah


*slowly advances on Snoo*

grrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrg
Tigersong
Bad Linda! No!

*thwaps with chainsaw*
Phyllis
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:43 AM)
/me gratefully accepts oil from Cath and proceeds to oil self up
*


....

Ahem. Anyway.

/me eyes the fallen snoo hungrily
mooooooooooopo
/me chases after the groom in an oily manner, slipping over and catching chains on some nearby impliment of villanous torture and restraint
FurryMammal
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 9 2005, 05:43 PM)
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 10 2005, 03:42 AM)
Jaq! Same question, approriate titles redistributed and correctly inserted paranthetically in a logical order.
*


*screams once more*
*



Then by the power invested in me by my (not so) mighty codpiece, I pronounce you Linda and Wasp Woman, united by holy matrimony, with a mission to wreak havoc and terror wherever ye may fly... or walk. Does the best man have the rings?
Cath Sparrow
/grabs snoo in robotic grip and stops from running away and offers as wedding present
Jaq
Seeing as how the ceremony is over...


*feasts on Snoo's tender flesh*

edit: whoops! rings!

*lets go for the time being, taking a handy limb for later*
mooooooooooopo
I have the rings.

I'm a little...uh...tied up now though!
Phyllis
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:49 AM)
/me chases after the groom in an oily manner, slipping over and chaining self to some nearby impliment of villanous torture and restraint
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...

Stop tempting me on my wedding day! I have to at least wait till after the honeymoon, or I'll be in trouble!
mooooooooooopo
/me tweaks moustach sexily

Come untangle me, won't you?
Tigersong
/me slices off Linda's arm with the chainsaw.

Bad zombie woman. No cookie!

--

As an aside...

QUOTE (candice @ Apr 9 2005, 11:50 AM)
...

Stop tempting me on my wedding day!  I have to at least wait till after the honeymoon, or I'll be in trouble!
*


Always knew you were a perv, cand.
Phyllis
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:51 AM)
/me tweaks moustach sexily

Come untangle me, won't you?
*


Hmmmm...

/me approaches moop warily and untangles
gothictheysay
...hi? unsure.gif

Wasp Woman told me to come...
mooooooooooopo
Eeeeexcellent.

/me swaggers creakily up to the alter with the ring

/me wispers im the grooms ear 'after the honey moon, come dominate my world?'

>_>
Cath Sparrow
Oooooo! fresh meat! /captures Sarah for reception food
Phyllis
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:54 AM)
/me wispers im the grooms ear 'after the honey moon, come dominate my world?'

>_>
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....

/me buzzes agreeably all quietlike so her lovely bride can't hear
Tigersong
/me sees this shocking display of infidelity and turns towards Wasp Woman and the best man, growling and raising chainsaw!
Jaq
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 10 2005, 03:54 AM)
Eeeeexcellent.

/me swaggers creakily up to the alter with the ring

/me wispers im the grooms ear 'after the honey moon, come dominate my world?'

>_>
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*gets supicious and bites off Moop's arm as a precautionary measure and also as a replacement for her own missing limb*

*is practical and jealous*
mooooooooooopo
Ow! dammit! you know how much it costs to buy new limbs on this planet?

/me picks up the ring

Dammit, sabotaging your own wedding.
Jaq
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 10 2005, 03:58 AM)
Ow! dammit! you know how much it costs to buy new limbs on this planet?

/me catches arm, removes ring from that hand and thwaps bride with it.
*


*growls*

*gnaws on Moop's skull and effectively zombifies him*

One of us. One of us. One of us.

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Tigersong
ROAR!!

/me brings the chainsaw down on the arm, cutting it into little tiny bits.
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