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oscarhilton
finish my sentence!

basicly you finish the person before you's sentence




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I was walking along in the park when i saw a.....
JimiJimi
Mouse. T'was an average mouse, except for one particular feature - it's
Moosh
nose. It was a huge nose, rivaled in size only by
JimiJimi
A typewriter. Yes, it's nose was very nearly typewriter size. Makes you wonder how
Novander
much it weighs. I bet its even heavier than a
JimiJimi
Hi-fi system. Although then again you can get some pretty
Moosh
heavy typewriters in places like this. Or are they
JimiJimi
Just pulled down by a strong gravitational force but when placed in a normal place just weigh fairly
I_am_the_best
little in comparison to double glazed windows. So the mouse was certain that a nose-job would

(Yay! I love playing this game Oscar!)
JimiJimi
Really improve stability and make him less top heavy and
oscarhilton
make him look better and draw attention away from is ugly face. I bent down and talked to the mouse. I said...
I_am_the_best
'Oh dear Mr Mouse, why, oh why have you gone and
Moosh
farted on the body of the Pope? It really was
oscarhilton
sacriligious to your mouse god. he relpied quickly "I did it because i beleve...
JimiJimi
In anti-matter, which can make stuff disappear!", now isn't that
little_bear
...spanking. Anyone else here enjoy...
Moosh
spanking? I do when
JimiJimi
it's great fun to drive. Found it on eBay. Now my wife thinks I'll be after
oscarhilton
carrots in the garden. I've also got some
JimiJimi
Strawberry patches somewhere, but I daren't venture out into my huge hundred-acre wood for fear of
oscarhilton
the six legged duckling. when it bites you it
JimiJimi
Injects a special form of tracking device that lets Winnie the Pooh and his companions
oscarhilton
stalk you and steal your stash of hunny and bear weed. But that never happends because
JimiJimi
Tigger is always tripping on acid. So instead they send piglet out, but he never comes back because he gets eaten by
I_am_the_best
I am one foul smelling mouse. I'm also blind, which doesn't help with the

Edit: ohmy.gif JimiJimi! Again! *shakes fist at geography essay*
oscarhilton
the big bad wolf and if you follow the story it doesn't have the happiest of endings for pigs. Unless you drug the wolf with
JimiJimi
Valium. Then he gets pretty damn

[edit] I'm making a habit of posting before IATB now...
I_am_the_best
copious amounts of honey, causing his mouth to stick together and then he starves and dies!" The mouse continued. I was beginning to get bored and

Edit: Nyar! ohmy.gif JimiJimi! This is just evil! laugh.gif
JimiJimi
trod on the mouse, which caused a chain reaction resulting in
oscarhilton
a game of mousetrap such as pull the crank hit the boot etc. intill the mouse has its organs tared apart in a hoible way. you look at this for a while then
Moosh
point and laugh until the mouse returns as a zombie and
oscarhilton
jumps at your neck biteing deep into your face. you try and get it off but
Moosh
it suddenly starts singing hits by
oscarhilton
ABBA so i fall to the floor and die inside. Suddenly
JimiJimi
I'm not half the man I used to be, there's a
Moosh
small dwarf next to me who's just chopped my legs off with
oscarhilton
Axe made of sponge. I try and
Faerieryn
Run away buth the dwarf has a plan to...
oscarhilton
tickle my nose. I try and pinch it's little toe but i fail. He hits me across the face and
JimiJimi
Spontaneously combusts. I stared blankly at the sight of an exploding mouse, before
Moosh
I realise it's actually an exploding dwarf and I'm
fire_dragon
poking it with a stick until i realize it
voices_in_my_head
has caused my stick to catch on fire. So then, after yelling "ah! burning stick!" I promptly

(isn't it my job to beat IATB at posting?)
oscarhilton
I get out my handy handy water bottle and pour some on. Unluckily the liquid is vodka! and my hand sets alight! I quickly
trunks_girl26
eat the flames, knowing full well that this was the safest and most amusing course of action. Suddenly...
oscarhilton
from the sky, a spaceship desended and laned at my feet. It was only 2 inches tall and looked like a classic flying saucer. A door opened and little creatures jumped out. They looked like
JimiJimi
Doris Carloff. Which is amusing because
)DonkeyRoo(
his moher is really ugly. Thsi is because
JimiJimi
She managed to get her head caught in one of the displays of a kinfe shop which is particularly ironic because later that day
Moosh
A shop selling huge magnets opened across the street, it was quite
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