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Mittens322
Okay, here's the rules, I start. You write one sentence from the story in relation to the one above.
Ex ....which lead to insainity...
....which causes him to strip naked...

Okay, I start.
Goerge bush was walking down the street...
I_am_the_best
When suddenly, a car rammed into him, because, lets face it, walking down the road is bound to get you runover sometime or another...
JimiJimi
But this particular driver happened to be anti-bush. Infact, he hated bush so happened to take at least 3 cans of weed-killer with him wherever he went.
silvermoon
As it turned out, the weed-killer was not necessary, as Bush's presence instantly killed all the surrounding plants.
JimiJimi
Some survivors set up the Plant Justice Front as a mark of protest, yet their effectiveness leaves something to be desired.
Moosh
However, all is not lost! As the Plant Justice Front, Plant Front for Justice and the Justice Front for Plants, (PJF, PFJ and JFP) have all banded together and allied themselves with Greenpeace.
JimiJimi
Some people, though, are beginning to question the effectiveness of pieces of green, and others are confused as to what pieces of green actually are, similar to the consumer response of the sales of bunches of water.
arachnidoc17
Green pieces, in a later study, were found out to be sliced celery.
Quoth(The Raven)
In other news, Doctors confirmed that the accident had not harmed the president, as he was a vegetable to begin with...
uninspired pizza guy
athough he now needed a new walking frame, since the old one got bent
Quoth(The Raven)
although not nearly as bent as it's user. After all, the walking frame was bent to the left, while Bush has always bent bent to the far right
uninspired pizza guy
Although not quite as bent as he had monica at one stage when
Quoth(The Raven)
she got him confused with Bill Clinton, and
uninspired pizza guy
done the tango all night until
JimiJimi
they drank all the bottles. So, quick-thinking Bush
uninspired pizza guy
called for room service, bringing with them refreshing
arachnidoc17
soda, which was of the flavor
uninspired pizza guy
pepsi, not that they could taste it, because they were still rather intoxicated with
Quoth(The Raven)
Random nonsense. Meanwhile, a time bomb was ticking down to
JimiJimi
whatever it is time-bombs tick down to. It was under Bush's bed! Quick thinking Michael Moore ran into Bush's bedroom, and on seeing the bomb,
The Tortured Soul
walked out of the room and left bush to die.
JimiJimi
Of course, he did leave two tonnes of napalm next to the bomb first. For obvious reasons, mind.
Astarael
Bush heard the bomb beeping, and started fumbling for something to
The Tortured Soul
shove in his ears so he couldn't hear the noise, Because he's a retard!
arachnidoc17
And then, by some incredibly unlikely coincidence, the bomb was sucked into a wormhole, which led to...
uninspired pizza guy
the dissapearence of bush and his bed. After this happened, there was much...
Astarael
rejoicing amonst the countries of the world that the idiot was finally gone, but Bush was
Quoth(The Raven)
wasn't lost; merely misplaced...
Mittens322
Where he was was no mystery though, as everybody new he'd be at the latest idiot convention, he never misses one. Although,
uninspired pizza guy
he was a bit late this one particular time, being held up by
Astarael
A host of Pizza Hut deliverymen, who wanted him to
(Can anyone tell that I'm hungry?)
Quoth(The Raven)
To say,"Monkey nipples" Three times fast, while tap dancing in oatmeal... But they couldn't find the brown sugar, and had to substitute creamcheese, which made it all
Mittens322
goopy like. Gore was there and videotaped the whole thing
Quoth(The Raven)
For Posterity. Posterity, meanwhile, was playing poker with Destiny, Manifest Destiny, and The Inevitable. The Inevitable had, of course, just drawn to an inside straight...
uninspired pizza guy
When 'pizza the hut' came in demanding the cash he had lent to the inevitable for...
JimiJimi
a packet of M&Ms. But who needs M&Ms when you can buy
Mittens322
hotdogs, lotsa lotsa hotdogs!
JimiJimi
And to a lesser extent,
uninspired pizza guy
the ketchup that you can put on the hotdogs. mind you, the
Mittens322
ketchup was pretty old, since
uninspired pizza guy
it had been sitting on a shelf since before the age of matazone. It was so old infact...
JimiJimi
that it was rumoured that Hitler himself had once accused it of being Jewish. Of course, this remark
uninspired pizza guy
was absolutely proposterous as everyone knew it was...
JimiJimi
indeed ketchup. Next to it was a piece of cheese
Overfriendly_Kitten
that stank of rancid Babylonian, but that didn't matter to Hitler nor Bush because...
JimiJimi
it was very cunning in matters such as stealth, and often ran to hide in a corner
uninspired pizza guy
and scare mice, which was rather peculiar since
JimiJimi
it tended not to be the mice that it was running to hide from. Nevertheless,
uninspired pizza guy
the mice new that the rancid stench would kill them, and thats why they got the ketchup to go undercover as its friend. thats how they found out...
JimiJimi
about smokey Jim, a lighter from another dimension.
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