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Stardust_Smile
*Takes a few timid steps out of the shadows and waves*

Hey there!
I've been vaguely lurking around this site for a few months now, not quite sure if that technically still makes me a newbie or not, I'll leave that up for debate. Ummmm okay well I have a wide variety of interests, mainly concerning Pirates and Faerie dust. Oh and I'm a firm believer in insanity and causing chaos wherever possible.

*Glances around the room at the many creatures that are lurking about*
pgrmdave
It sounds like you'll fit right in biggrin.gif Welcome to the forums!
oscarhilton
Look a panda with a gun!! Oh its going to kill us all!

Anyway. Hi! Welcome to matazone!
Stardust_Smile
QUOTE (oscarhilton @ Nov 10 2005, 08:09 PM)
Look a panda with a gun!! Oh its going to kill us all!


A Panda?! Where?! *Quickly checks rucksack has sweeties and Pirate goodies in it incase she needs bribes*
oscarhilton
Panda: *makes normal, panda-like, noises and runs straight at Stardust*
Stardust: NOOOO!!! *Holds up two fingers in the 'cross' position*
Panda: MMmmmmmm *eats sweets and wears fun pirate novelty hat*
Oscar: Yep. I think its fine now- OH GOD IT SHOT ME!! IM BLEEDING BEL- *thud*
Stardust_Smile
blink.gif I.....uhhh.....*looks nervously at Panda who is now dancing in Pirate Novelty hat and waving gun around*

*Scatters Faerie Dust over Oscar's wound in vague attempt to help* Agghhhhh I think I'm making it worse!!! *scuttles off towards the shadows for extra supplies*
oscarhilton
*Slowly gets up* Aggh!! That was painfull. Anyway. Whats for dinner Pandie? Soup? Pasta?

*Panda shoots oscar again*

*thud.*
Astarael
Welcome to Matazone, Stardust_Smile! Here be the Rules for your edification. Follow them (I believe you will if you've been lurking biggrin.gif ). Or Mata will make you bungee jump over a rapidly spurting lava field.
Anyway, have fun, ask whatever questions you need to, and become one with the happy madness known as Matazone!

*Attacks naughty panda with a flamethrower that shoots green copper-touched flames*
*Passes Oscar some bandages and a shiny green balloon*
Sir Psycho Sexy
Another lurker!

I'm starting to wonder if there's a crazy person out there reading what we all say...sorta like a mass stalker....

*hides*

oh yeah, hi!

*hides* ph34r.gif
Mata
You know, I suspect that you're going to do just fine around here. I can't imagine what gives me that impression... Perhaps it's the sugar-rush typing style?

Anyway, hello! Welcome to my forums. Beware greeters bearing duct tape.
voices_in_my_head
*hands Stardust_smile a kitten wearing an eye patch and pirate hat*

Welcome to the fourms and please try to keep that kitten away from certain *Glances at Mata* people!

Sugar-Rush typing? huh.gif
Mata
Y'know, like the person has had too much sugar and everything seems very sparkly.

Remember, I only eat the evil kittens.
Smiler
Welcome lurker.
Hold on, 'Smile' in the name (always a good sign if you ask me), faerie and priratical interests, AND a penchant for chaos... I do believe that we have a prime potential member for Tribe Wyvern! Get yourself over and enjoy a cookie biggrin.gif

Unfortunatley, the Weyr (tribe HQ) was recently envoloped in a crazy spangle caused void and has begun reforming in island form. There's absolute chaos as land rights are being sorted (Cath & I have the bar so we're sorted).

And on a slightly related note I'm afraid I must hark back to the old traditions of my noob-hood
*Grabs a few strands of Moop's super strong Noob tape stashed away for good luck and tapes Stardust_Smile to the ceiling*

If your lucky, Cath wont find you for a while. She has an enthusiastic... no sorry, explosive welcome thats best avoided if possible wink.gif

If you survive and like the idea of Forum Adoption just shoot me a PM and we'll see about taking you under my Smile... I mean wing smile.gif wink.gif biggrin.gif
oscarhilton
*Blows up green balloon and hands to evil panda*

There. I shart bother us anymore.

Anyways, happy matazoneing
Moosh
Good morning and welcome.

I agree with Smiler, you should pop over the The Weyr and join Tribe Wyvern.

Also, a puzzle for you to ponder: Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

The answer is actually on these forums somewhere.
Stardust_Smile
QUOTE
Y'know, like the person has had too much sugar and everything seems very sparkly.


Ah yesh indeed...I become easily fascinated by sparkly things...Oh look it's a firefly...*tries to follow it*

QUOTE
*Grabs a few strands of Moop's super strong Noob tape stashed away for good luck and tapes Stardust_Smile to the ceiling*


Aaaagghhhhh the Duct Tape Ritual!!! *Pings it with her Faerie wand and after many attempts realises that it is protected from the Faerie Magic* Uuuhhhhh...so how long do I have to stay like this for?...

QUOTE
If you survive and like the idea of Forum Adoption just shoot me a PM and we'll see about taking you under my Smile... I mean wing


Ohhh ohhhh ooohhhh does this mean I get to be an adoptee?? *Puts on Pirate Hat* Yarrr Matey!!!

*Runs off to lurk around in Tribe Wyvern*
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (Stardust_Smile @ Nov 11 2005, 08:08 PM)
QUOTE
*Grabs a few strands of Moop's super strong Noob tape stashed away for good luck and tapes Stardust_Smile to the ceiling*


Aaaagghhhhh the Duct Tape Ritual!!! *Pings it with her Faerie wand and after many attempts realises that it is protected from the Faerie Magic* Uuuhhhhh...so how long do I have to stay like this for?...

*



Either till you get enough posts or till you get blown off the ceiling. evil.gif
And seeing as I've just retrived my granade launcher from storage I think I know which option has come to you first *check launcher for sabatage (it's got interesting in the Tribe of late) loads up. Fires granade at Stardust_Smile* By the way Hi and that granade will go off when it's ready but I wouldn't try to remove it it'll hurt more. biggrin.gif
Smiler
Ah, grenade launchers at dawn, gotta love that scenario.

*Slaps big bowl of icecream under Stardust_smile* Something for you to look forward to after the ouchies wink.gif

*Sticks a straw in it and places it juuuuuust short of reachable level.*

Sorry mate, I may be in adoptable mood but still gotta get the fun in

*sits back to watch Stardust_smile strain for the straw* heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehaaaaaaaaa Watch out for that pin wink.gif
Stardust_Smile
Blown off the ceiling?! blink.gif Well I suppose that would make an interesting experience for everybody to watch but still...Agghhhhh! *cowers amongst the duct tape not wanting to move incase the grenade goes off* ph34r.gif

QUOTE
*Slaps big bowl of icecream under Stardust_smile*

Ice Cream??? I love Ice Creammmmm! *Starts squirming and wriggling to get closer to straw* Must...get...to...the...Ice...Cream...I need a hyper rush!!!
Wyvern
*saunters in whistling*
Ohhh a smiley noob we like them, don't we? HAIL! Lively Noobish person!!!
*pats a small chittering matchbox carefully and peers hard at duct taped shape*
Familiar...Well it seems the welcoming is in full swing which is good...aah and you've met Cath, erm...also good...well it is if you're looking at it in a certain sort of way. dry.gif
*Peers again and tucks matchbox into the duct tape, matchbox emits several eager chirps and starts energetically shaking*
This may come in for the navigating around here once the duct tape breaks and it is Cath proof which is always useful.Until it does though have a cookie.
*Passes up large any-flavour-cookie* I'm afraid its a little spangle infested it got caught in the Tribes last outburst, chew carefully and I'm sure you'll be fine. Anyway m'dear *peers hard* I'm sure I know you already...
*winks*
...well anyway Welcome to the forums and Enjoy!
Smiler you picked a good one, I'm proud! biggrin.gif
little_bear
WTF? I don't remember ever posting in this thread.

Oh well, welcome anyway.
Stardust_Smile
*Mad Wave at Wyvy* Aye there Wyvy! biggrin.gif *Hands over her usual supply of Faerie Dust* Have you seen my Adopter anywhere? I think I've lost him...*Peers around*

QUOTE
*Peers again and tucks matchbox into the duct tape, matchbox emits several eager chirps and starts energetically shaking*

Ooohhh... *Tries to peer into matchbox* ...Pretty Ickle Scuttler... *Offers it part of her cookie*

Ahhh this duct tapes rather itchy...*One side of the duct tape comes loose so she is left hanging in the air*

I...uhhh....Heeelllppppp! *Girly scream as duct tape breaks and she lands in a heap on the floor*
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