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So, my friend basically dragged me to this place by my hair... *checks for bald spots* Na sad.gif me's Mike, and Ange (trunks_girl26) is a very strong woman..... So hi. happy.gif And I think Tolkien rocks! As does Robert Jordan; both are inspirations in my writing. I'm in the process of writing a fantasy-type novel, but my procrastinating usually gets the better of me. And so my sad little tale ends, because I can't think of anything else to say. DON'T FEED ME TO THE KITTENS! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! *begs* sad.gif

yeah, so.....this one's mine. Be good to him >.>

*threatens with lesbian army*
Hullo Angefriend! Ange has ordered me to poke you with things, but I won't, cause I'm nice. innocent.gif

Welcome to the forums smile.gif
QUOTE (candice @ Nov 14 2005, 04:35 AM)
Hullo Angefriend!  Ange has ordered me to poke you with things, but I won't, cause I'm nice.  innocent.gif

Lies! Lies and untruths! You just don't want to be lesbianised by my army!

Welcome. Moi, I'm new too. Fascinating piece of information for you there... Anyhoo, glad to hear you're writing a novel. Feel free to post snippets here for the curious!
Hello, welcome to Matazone, keep your arms and legs inside the forums at all times, and please, no smoking.
Yeah, you'll have to slip though the fence for a cig...

Anyways hi, looks like you've already been adopted so i guess you know the rules.
Which means there's just one thing to do

*runs off in search of more duct tape*
*orders lesbian army to guard the noob*

Greatest army ever.
Aha I found the spare roll of duct tape!

*fights his wa through the lesbian army*

Now where is lastwaykeeper, i need to stick him to the ceiling!!!
*tramples Quotes as she charges toward the army with copper-filtered flamethrower held high and duct tape under one arm* Chaaaaaaaaaaarge! Forward to the newbie!
Welcome to Matazone! As you may have noticed, we're all at least slightly insane. Join us, and remember that total sanity is for boring people. Feel free to ask any questions you have. By the way, here be the rules of lawfulness, which you must follow. Or Mata will shut you in a tiny cupboard and only give you dog biscuits to eat for the next three years. biggrin.gif Have fun!

*starts vaulting over lesbian army, flamethrower glowing menacingly*
At last my army gathers.
Let the revolution begin!
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